my dick is deformed

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its so fucking deformed i cant believe it

i will need a knife to my dick and balls

wheres the gun
 
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Dw Bae the formed ones hurt
 
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Can I see
 
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Can I see
What is it deformed the shaft, tip etc what exactly maybe there is hope
its deformed where it originates in the pelvis

the left corpus chamber is shorter than the right and thinner

the testes are constrained on the left

i cant even explain it tbh

its literally botched

god cursed me

the world shall know my pain

billions must have mutilated dicks

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its deformed where it originates in the pelvis

the left corpus chamber is shorter than the right and thinner

the testes are constrained on the left

i cant even explain it tbh

its literally botched

god cursed me

the world shall know my pain

billions must have mutilated dicks

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At least it’s longer tha mien
 
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At least it’s longer tha mien
everytime i nut i feel my left testicle tight asf and choking on my dih

it cant breath

justice for my left nut
 
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its deformed where it originates in the pelvis

the left corpus chamber is shorter than the right and thinner

the testes are constrained on the left

i cant even explain it tbh

its literally botched

god cursed me

the world shall know my pain

billions must have mutilated dicks

View attachment 4226853
i mean my thing sways to the side a bit but not like that its mostly straight excpet for the tip bending to the right (only when really really hard, soft is just straight asf)
 
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i mean my thing sways to the side a bit but not like that its mostly straight excpet for the tip bending to the right (only when really really hard, soft is just straight asf)
hahahhhha

u have no idea

it fucking hurts bud

its not even pleasurable

the right chamber engorges more with blood it fucking hurts

the left testicle is being choked

if only it was just a "muh dick curves too bro i know ur pain"
 
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surgery :forcedsmile:
 
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why dont u get surgery to fix it

it would probably be covered by insurance no?
 
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why dont u get surgery to fix it

it would probably be covered by insurance no?
yeah do u have any idea how terrifying that is?

and then having an implant that needs changing every 10 years when im already on immunosuppressant drugs that increase infection rates so ill probably get an infection and need my dick chopped off

im finished its finished
 
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Every dick is unique, yours isn't deformed. It's unique. ;)
 
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its deformed where it originates in the pelvis

the left corpus chamber is shorter than the right and thinner

the testes are constrained on the left

i cant even explain it tbh

its literally botched

god cursed me

the world shall know my pain

billions must have mutilated dicks

View attachment 4226853
If it looks like that i idk then men ony thing i can say it's not good sorry
 
If it looks like that i idk then men ony thing i can say it's not good sorry
i could live with just the left testicle removed as long as all the nerve endings were removed too

i dont want an implant or extreme grotesque advanced surgery on the curve the curve isnt the problem its the fucking testicle i was fine for years but now it hurts

i'll fucking rip my left testicle out if i could
 
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u got varicocele too?
no its worse than that its literally deformed MY TESTICLES are both on the ride side of my penis they are both attached to my right penis

meaning the left ones nerves are constantly aggrevated and restricted and literally choking
 
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bonesmash the penis to increase its bonemass and becomes true horsecock
 
no one can relate because this is a 1 in a 8 billion problem

not even peyronies disease victims can relate their curature is easily fixed
 
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i could live with just the left testicle removed as long as all the nerve endings were removed too

i dont want an implant or extreme grotesque advanced surgery on the curve the curve isnt the problem its the fucking testicle i was fine for years but now it hurts

i'll fucking rip my left testicle out if i could
The curve probably isn't that bad irl I feel like if you will make a woman cum it won't matter anyway, woman stick everything up there foid hole
 
no one can relate because this is a 1 in a 8 billion problem

not even peyronies disease victims can relate their curature is easily fixed
this nigga has hitlerdick syndrome, completely BRUTAL
 
yeowch bro, u went to a doctor ab it or can they not do anything?
redditor bluepill cuck jew dr just go yeah bro congenital curve bro just get surgery bro

rather pop 10mg of fent tbh
 
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The curve probably isn't that bad irl I feel like if you will make a woman cum it won't matter anyway, woman stick everything up there foid hole
do i look like a cuck?

who gives af what the woman feels?

MY COCK AND BALLS FEEL LIKE SHIT.

raise my cortisol once more
 
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redditor bluepill cuck jew dr just go yeah bro congenital curve bro just get surgery bro

rather pop 10mg of fent tbh
yeah most docs dont really do shit ngl when it comes to varicocele so i could only imagine what theyd say for u :forcedsmile:
 
do i look like a cuck?

who gives af what the woman feels?

MY COCK AND BALLS FEEL LIKE SHIT.

raise my cortisol once more
SIGMAAA now i just tried Being nice and moderate but that's litteraly what i said few days ago on volks dc server lmai
 
hahahhhha

u have no idea

it fucking hurts bud

its not even pleasurable

the right chamber engorges more with blood it fucking hurts

the left testicle is being choked

if only it was just a "muh dick curves too bro i know ur pain"
Maybe go see a doctor preferably a foid so she gets to touch ur dick
 
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