My dick is infected after the new lengthening method.

[i.blame.zeta]

So I saw on .net that if you insert a toothpick completely into your urethra, it can cause your dick to grow .5+cm. I tried this and it hurt so bad inserting the toothpick. I kept it in overnight and somehow it broke inside and I woke up with it bleeding. I am sure it is infected but on the plus side it’s very swollen which is optimal for girthmaxxing. I’m unable to remove the broken toothpick, do I go to the doctor?

 

[choppedpajeet]

i blame zeta. holy drey

 

[Aloof]

nah

the toothpick will be absorbed by your dick and give you girth

 

[i.blame.zeta]

i blame zeta. holy drey

notice how I joined the site before you fag

 

[Awesomefarts34]

So I saw on .net that if you insert a toothpick completely into your urethra, it can cause your dick to grow .5+cm. I tried this and it hurt so bad inserting the toothpick. I kept it in overnight and somehow it broke inside and I woke up with it bleeding. I am sure it is infected but on the plus side it’s very swollen which is optimal for girthmaxxing. I’m unable to remove the broken toothpick, do I go to the doctor?

Lol then your not doing it right

 

[i.blame.zeta]

nah

the toothpick will be absorbed by your dick and give you girth

dood it’s been in for fucking 3 days it’s fucking haunted it hurts so fucking baddd

 

[fedorprestupnik]

tried the same with a glass jar, just keep it in a few days itll work itself out eventually, trust me and @liolgaser

 

[Deleted member 425861]

this physically hurt to read and i started squirming while holding my hands over my penis

 

[intovoid]

niggas putting toothpicks in they toothpick

 

[liolgaser]

yea if not @fedorprestupnik can kiss it good night

 

[i.blame.zeta]

this physically hurt to read and i started squirming while holding my hands over my penis

it hurt typing it ngl

 

[EvaristeGalois]

Why would you ever believe that you fucking idiot

 

[i.blame.zeta]

niggas putting toothpicks in they toothpick

anything to increase the smv yfm?

 

[i.blame.zeta]

Why would you ever believe that you fucking idiot

why would you ever believe this is a real story you fucking retard

 

[EvaristeGalois]

why would you ever believe this is a real story you fucking retard

>i was only pretending to be retarded

 

[i.blame.zeta]

>i was only pretending to be retarded

sure you fucking retard keep coping seeing iqlets not admitting their stupid makes me hard and when I get hard the toothpick in my dick comes out a little

 

[i.blame.zeta]

sure you fucking retard keep coping seeing iqlets not admitting their stupid makes me hard and when I get hard the toothpick in my dick comes out a little

they’re*

 

[EvaristeGalois]

sure you fucking retard keep coping seeing iqlets not admitting their stupid makes me hard and when I get hard the toothpick in my dick comes out a little

 

[bluebandz]

So I saw on .net that if you insert a toothpick completely into your urethra, it can cause your dick to grow .5+cm. I tried this and it hurt so bad inserting the toothpick. I kept it in overnight and somehow it broke inside and I woke up with it bleeding. I am sure it is infected but on the plus side it’s very swollen which is optimal for girthmaxxing. I’m unable to remove the broken toothpick, do I go to the doctor?

i don’t believe you i genuinely think you are lying and i am almost certain because what type of fucking idiot would do that, and also that shit would hurt way too much to do.