My dick is so small it goes inside my body when sitting upright

[Deleted member 6095]

Fuck this shitty fucking genetic determined Earth. Whenever I am sitting at my computer desk, my 1 inch soft dick somehow transforms into a negative fucking literal vagina and its so uncomfortable. I am actually contemplating overdosing on something so I don't have to live anymore. Penuma implants are the only thing that keeps me semi-motivated. Be glad all you other cels that this terrible problem isn't even close to your reality

 

[Petsmart]

Sounds like a problem that isn’t mine, good luck son

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Wtf?

 

[Deleted member 3702]

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

could be worse, you could be a redditor

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 3702]

At least you can see a vagina in the day

 

[Britcel]

Consider shotgun implants

 

[HumidVent]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Golang]

Not like you were gonna use it anyways

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Not like you were gonna use it anyways

True

could be worse, you could be a redditor

Would rather be massive dick redditor ngl. I could handle the pure soy.

 

[Deleted member 3702]

True

Would rather be massive dick redditor ngl. I could handle the pure soy.

3 inch is ok with a good personality

 

[Spartacus1-]

1inch dick? Trannymax asap

 

[Deleted member 6095]

1inch dick? Trannymax asap

Would rather be jew than shemale

 

[Spartacus1-]

Would rather be jew than shemale

At least you won't die alone. Trannies are disgusting but they are still wanted by a certain niche. That or a kissless virgin 4life

 

[Deleted member 3702]

At least you won't die alone. Trannies are disgusting but they are still wanted by a certain niche. That or a kissless virgin 4life

Just be assfucked as a male to not be virgin theory

 

[Deleted member 2684]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted]

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Dickpill is the most brutal pill. Cyborgmaxx with a strapon ASAP.

 

[Pillarman]

sucks to be op tbh

 

[Deleted member 773]

How is that even possible

 

[Beetlejuice]

EreptileDysfunction

 

[Deleted member 5912]

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

yeah theres always that

 

[Deleted member 6095]

It's over for me bro. Penuma implant and jelqing or rope

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Sorry bro, with pe maybe you can get close to average