My diet is straight dog food

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It’s nutritious yes but genuinely shit so much and my farts stink so fucking hard. I’m scared that if I go on a date with a girl this week I’ll accidentally fart and just stink up 1km radius JFL.

My diet today:

2L raw milk
3 Sardine
10 raw eggs
steak bake from Greggs

I usually eat this shit daily as well
 
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Unironically mogger food
 
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such a creative avi
 
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It’s nutritious yes but genuinely shit so much and my farts stink so fucking hard. I’m scared that if I go on a date with a girl this week I’ll accidentally fart and just stink up 1km radius JFL.

My diet today:

2L raw milk
3 Sardine
10 raw eggs
steak bake from Greggs

I usually eat this shit daily as well
Mogs I ate 2 protein bar and a big mac meal with a white monster and some beef jerky
 
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Mogs I ate 2 protein bar and a big mac meal with a white monster and some beef jerky
Had Maccys a week ago the spicy mccrispy mogs
 
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greggs feeds the evry english blue collar worker and the rest of the whole middle class
 
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Unironically mogger food
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Jfl i never fart when i eat like that.
I make the worst farts when i start eating different foods, especially if it's more finer and stuff.
 
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mines similar i just don’t have any eggs rn lmao (and raw milk when i can)
i think i have some on the way in this grocery order
why sardines and not ground beef or steaks?
 
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Good you my dawg as well
 
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mines similar i just don’t have any eggs rn lmao (and raw milk when i can)
i think i have some on the way in this grocery order
why sardines and not ground beef or steaks?
I got home from uni and didn’t have any beef or steaks unfortunately
 
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I got home from uni and didn’t have any beef or steaks unfortunately
ahhh unfortunate
my butcher has steaks for like $11 so i just grab one ed when i can
 
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sardines r good asf
 
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It’s nutritious yes but genuinely shit so much and my farts stink so fucking hard. I’m scared that if I go on a date with a girl this week I’ll accidentally fart and just stink up 1km radius JFL.

My diet today:

2L raw milk
3 Sardine
10 raw eggs
steak bake from Greggs

I usually eat this shit daily as well
cheeky greggs :forcedsmile:
 
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