My dig bick prevents me from sleeping comfortably

[pleasevanity]

Did you notice that I said big dick instead of dig bick?

Did you realise that that previous statement was incorrect?

My penis is 5 inches nbp btw

I learnt to live with my well-endowed penis by making jokes about it

 

[theblueprints]

was about to say mirin

 

[SoundnVision]

Congratulations fella