My dog can literally tell the time

[neurosis]

like 10-15 mins before dinner (7pm) my dog sits infront of its bowl waiting to be fed

ive always feed my dog at 7pm so preemptively i assumed he recognised the symbolism on the microwave above the bowl

however when the clocks went an hr forward, and prior to changing the analog clock on my microwave, my dog instinctively knew it was 7pm when the analog clock was an hr behind (thats 6pm for the mathematically impaired)

noting this phenomena with my superhuman pattern recognition, i then decided to not change the time to see if it was just a one off fluke, and every day for the next week my dog correctly assumed it was 7pm despite the clock being set an hr behind

wtf are animals psychic? do they have an internal connection to the earthes magnetic frequencies/gravitational pull? how is this even possible

pls discuss these findings below

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

They get used to the world. Something we cannot understand

 

[neurosis]

hello? mods? pin this

this discovery is on par with the apple dropping on isaac newtons head

 

[alurmo]

hes higher iq than 50 % of the forum

 

[alurmo]

hello? mods? pin this

this discovery is on par with the apple dropping on isaac newtons head

imma drop a apple on ur head

 

[neurosis]

bumpy wumpy