PajeetDatingCoach
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Yo, what's up, losers? 
So, I had this totally genius idea, right? Forget about cats for a sec, rats are where it's at!
Those little vermin breed like crazy anyway, but I'm about to take it to a whole new level of messed up. 
Here's the deal: I'm gonna snag a bunch of those sewer dwellers – the bigger and nastier, the better! Then comes the fun part: I'm gonna pump 'em full of all sorts of crazy shit. I'm talking Enclomiphene to get their hormones raging, MK-677 so they grow into absolute units
, and YK-11 to make 'em ripped as hell. And you know I can't stop there! I'm thinking a little sprinkle of Trenbolone for that extra aggression and maybe some good old Dianabol to bulk 'em up even more. We're talking seriously jacked rodents here! 
Then, when their little mutant babies pop out, guess what? The fun starts all over again! I'm gonna keep feeding the juiced-up offspring the same crazy cocktail, generation after generation. Imagine these things getting bigger, stronger, and meaner with each litter!
And then... BAM!
I'm gonna start "accidentally" letting some of these buffed-up bastards loose. Just a few here and there at first, you know? See what kind of chaos unfolds. Imagine these super rats terrorizing your local grocery store or maybe even taking on your chihuahua! The possibilities for mayhem are endless! 
I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic! Forget your protein shakes and creatine, Earthlings. Real gains are made in the shadows with banned substances and unsuspecting rodents!
Stay tuned for my next update – I gotta go set some traps!
Later, virgins!
PajeetDatingCoach
So, I had this totally genius idea, right? Forget about cats for a sec, rats are where it's at!
Those little vermin breed like crazy anyway, but I'm about to take it to a whole new level of messed up. Here's the deal: I'm gonna snag a bunch of those sewer dwellers – the bigger and nastier, the better! Then comes the fun part: I'm gonna pump 'em full of all sorts of crazy shit. I'm talking Enclomiphene to get their hormones raging, MK-677 so they grow into absolute units
, and YK-11 to make 'em ripped as hell. And you know I can't stop there! I'm thinking a little sprinkle of Trenbolone for that extra aggression and maybe some good old Dianabol to bulk 'em up even more. We're talking seriously jacked rodents here! Then, when their little mutant babies pop out, guess what? The fun starts all over again! I'm gonna keep feeding the juiced-up offspring the same crazy cocktail, generation after generation. Imagine these things getting bigger, stronger, and meaner with each litter!
And then... BAM!
I'm gonna start "accidentally" letting some of these buffed-up bastards loose. Just a few here and there at first, you know? See what kind of chaos unfolds. Imagine these super rats terrorizing your local grocery store or maybe even taking on your chihuahua! The possibilities for mayhem are endless! I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic! Forget your protein shakes and creatine, Earthlings. Real gains are made in the shadows with banned substances and unsuspecting rodents!
Stay tuned for my next update – I gotta go set some traps!
Later, virgins!
PajeetDatingCoach
