My Epic Plan to Unleash Super Rats on America! 😈

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Yo, what's up, losers?

So, I had this totally genius idea, right? Forget about cats for a sec, rats are where it's at! Those little vermin breed like crazy anyway, but I'm about to take it to a whole new level of messed up.

Here's the deal: I'm gonna snag a bunch of those sewer dwellers – the bigger and nastier, the better! Then comes the fun part: I'm gonna pump 'em full of all sorts of crazy shit. I'm talking Enclomiphene to get their hormones raging, MK-677 so they grow into absolute units , and YK-11 to make 'em ripped as hell. And you know I can't stop there! I'm thinking a little sprinkle of Trenbolone for that extra aggression and maybe some good old Dianabol to bulk 'em up even more. We're talking seriously jacked rodents here!

Then, when their little mutant babies pop out, guess what? The fun starts all over again! I'm gonna keep feeding the juiced-up offspring the same crazy cocktail, generation after generation. Imagine these things getting bigger, stronger, and meaner with each litter!

And then... BAM! I'm gonna start "accidentally" letting some of these buffed-up bastards loose. Just a few here and there at first, you know? See what kind of chaos unfolds. Imagine these super rats terrorizing your local grocery store or maybe even taking on your chihuahua! The possibilities for mayhem are endless!

I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic! Forget your protein shakes and creatine, Earthlings. Real gains are made in the shadows with banned substances and unsuspecting rodents!

Stay tuned for my next update – I gotta go set some traps!

Later, virgins!

PajeetDatingCoach

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Yo, what's up, losers?

So, I had this totally genius idea, right? Forget about cats for a sec, rats are where it's at! Those little vermin breed like crazy anyway, but I'm about to take it to a whole new level of messed up.

Here's the deal: I'm gonna snag a bunch of those sewer dwellers – the bigger and nastier, the better! Then comes the fun part: I'm gonna pump 'em full of all sorts of crazy shit. I'm talking Enclomiphene to get their hormones raging, MK-677 so they grow into absolute units , and YK-11 to make 'em ripped as hell. And you know I can't stop there! I'm thinking a little sprinkle of Trenbolone for that extra aggression and maybe some good old Dianabol to bulk 'em up even more. We're talking seriously jacked rodents here!

Then, when their little mutant babies pop out, guess what? The fun starts all over again! I'm gonna keep feeding the juiced-up offspring the same crazy cocktail, generation after generation. Imagine these things getting bigger, stronger, and meaner with each litter!

And then... BAM! I'm gonna start "accidentally" letting some of these buffed-up bastards loose. Just a few here and there at first, you know? See what kind of chaos unfolds. Imagine these super rats terrorizing your local grocery store or maybe even taking on your chihuahua! The possibilities for mayhem are endless!

I'm telling you, this is gonna be epic! Forget your protein shakes and creatine, Earthlings. Real gains are made in the shadows with banned substances and unsuspecting rodents!

Stay tuned for my next update – I gotta go set some traps!

Later, virgins!

PajeetDatingCoach

Mk677 is cope

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Mk677 is cope

It gave them girthy paws and tails

 

[santnewgen]

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

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Blitch is corny and shit

 

[Gonthar]

I'm gonna pump 'em full of all sorts of crazy shit. I'm talking Enclomiphene to get their hormones raging, MK-677 so they grow into absolute units , and YK-11 to make 'em ripped as hell. And you know I can't stop there! I'm thinking a little sprinkle of Trenbolone for that extra aggression and maybe some good old Dianabol to bulk 'em up even more. We're talking seriously jacked rodents here!

Then, when their little mutant babies pop out, guess what? The fun starts all over again! I'm gonna keep feeding the juiced-up offspring the same crazy cocktail, generation after generation. Imagine these things getting bigger, stronger, and meaner with each litter!

Lol, it doesn't work that way, just because a person takes steroids and becomes muscular, his kids won't be also muscular if he has bad genes, breeders of various animals keep only the ones that already have good genes and allow them to reproduce, then they keep the offspring that also have desirable qualities and repeat the process dozens of times, so you eventually get new breeds of animals that are larger, stronger, etc. like big bulls, dogs, etc.
Releasing them in the wild would also mess the process, they would start to breed with regular animals, or natural selection might favor other traits more suited to survival, so in a few generations your super-rats would reverse to being regular rats.

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Lol, it doesn't work that way, just because a person takes steroids and becomes muscular, his kids won't be also muscular if he has bad genes, breeders of various animals keep only the ones that already have good genes and allow them to reproduce, then they keep the offspring that also have desirable qualities and repeat the process dozens of times, so you eventually get new breeds of animals that are larger, stronger, etc. like big bulls, dogs, etc.
Releasing them in the wild would also mess the process, they would start to breed with regular animals, or natural selection might favor other traits more suited to survival, so in a few generations your super-rats would reverse to being regular rats.

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