“My ex was 8.5 inches”

[WhoTookVendetta]

Fucked a girl and she was like

“My ex was 8.5 inches”

And i was like “guess how big i am”

and shes like “11 inches???”

(im 8 inches LOL)

Meaning the other nigga was 5.5 inches larping 8.5 inches

Anyone of u bringing inflation up needa KYS

 

[LXR]

Those are girl inches. Subtract 2-2.5 inches from whatever she says her ex was

 

[poindextahh]

lowkey props to that nigga but like all foids she’s prolly a retard

 

[LXR]

Those are girl inches. Subtract 2-2.5 inches from whatever she says her ex was

Heck for sub 100IQ you might even have to subtract 3 or even 4

 

[chudtotyrone]

Nigga tryna flex

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Mirin, but yeah women don’t know shit about size. I wouldn’t blame them, they don’t really care about the size enough for them to measure it themselves, they just roll with whatever they hear. The guy who claimed 8.5” was probably just 6”, so she sees your actual 8.5” so she adds another 2.5” to that figure, hence why she thought you were 11”. 10” don’t exist anyway but I’ve gotten into arguments with retarded foids who swore they had sex with guys with that size. No the fuck you didn’t.

 

[mohito]

Were u naked when this conversation took place

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Mirin, but yeah women don’t know shit about size. I wouldn’t blame them, they don’t really care about the size enough for them to measure it themselves, they just roll with whatever they hear. The guy who claimed 8.5” was probably just 6”, so she sees your actual 8.5” so she adds another 2.5” to that figure, hence why she thought you were 11”. 10” don’t exist anyway but I’ve gotten into arguments with retarded foids who swore they had sex with guys with that size. No the fuck you didn’t.

 

[Canthus]

Girls that aren’t absolute whores have a horrible perception of dicks. My last relationship thought my dick was huge. It was average if that i was 16

 

[jeoyw9192]

Fucked a girl and she was like

“My ex was 8.5 inches”

And i was like “guess how big i am”

and shes like “11 inches???”

(im 8 inches LOL)

Meaning the other nigga was 5.5 inches larping 8.5 inches

Anyone of u bringing inflation up needa KYS

5.5 larping as 8.5 is crazy, can u rlly blame him tho

 

[SoundnVision]

Anyone who can't tell the difference between 5.5 and 8.5 needs a bullet put in their head

 

[agustoz]

Fucked a girl and she was like

“My ex was 8.5 inches”

And i was like “guess how big i am”

and shes like “11 inches???”

(im 8 inches LOL)

Meaning the other nigga was 5.5 inches larping 8.5 inches

Anyone of u bringing inflation up needa KYS

Dawg what is this even Abt

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Anyone who can't tell the difference between 5.5 and 8.5 needs a bullet put in their head

Foids are retarded tho, its not their fault

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Fucked a girl and she was like

“My ex was 8.5 inches”

And i was like “guess how big i am”

and shes like “11 inches???”

(im 8 inches LOL)

Meaning the other nigga was 5.5 inches larping 8.5 inches

Anyone of u bringing inflation up needa KYS

How tf so americans fraud so much
With cm I guess itll be harder for ppl to fraud

 

[Swarthy Knight]

5.5 larping as 8.5 is crazy, can u rlly blame him tho

Nowadays I never tell my size. I just show a pic and ask them to guess and whatever they say, I add .05 inches to that amount and thats my new size

 

[jeoyw9192]

Nowadays I never tell my size. I just show a pic and ask them to guess and whatever they say, I add .05 inches to that amount and thats my new size

Do they guess higher than it actually is? Also I assume u mean 0.5 right

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Do they guess higher than it actually is? Also I assume u mean 0.5 right

You right mb lol.

And yeah they do. I'm a pitiful 5ish inches in length, but when I ask them to guess they often say 7ish even factoring in possible angle fraud or whatever, that's still terribly off

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

5.5 larping as 8.5 is crazy, can u rlly blame him tho

Yeah you are literally not a human if you get mogged. Literally why even live if you aren't tall or arent big down there

Can you really say that these 2 are the same species?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Fucked a girl and she was like

“My ex was 8.5 inches”

And i was like “guess how big i am”

and shes like “11 inches???”

(im 8 inches LOL)

Meaning the other nigga was 5.5 inches larping 8.5 inches

Anyone of u bringing inflation up needa KYS

Tiny penises are what girls go crazy over. They always love to brag to other girls about how small their boyfriends are.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Tiny penises are what girls go crazy over. They always love to brag to other girls about how small their boyfriends are.

pushing 40 posting ts shi

 

[Lefty Rankin]

pushing 40 posting ts shi

You'll never be tiny like me, haha.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

You'll never be tiny like me, haha.

how many inches are u bro

ur wife prob got w cock moggers before

 

[Lefty Rankin]

how many inches are u bro

ur wife prob got w cock moggers before

My wife's never been with anybody but me.