MY EXCUSES FOR ALL THE SURGERIES ILL GET

[Gudlifer]

THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY DONT THINK IM AN INSECURE LITTLE AUTISTIC BITCH (WHICH IM NOT) AND GET WEIRD ABOUT IT



RHINO: I alr have trouble breathing, I'll just say I fixed it for functional reasons (i dont breath from my left nostril) and admit to having minor cosmetic touches

DJS: If I do it (id say theres a 2/3 chance) I'll say I broke my jaw skiing

IMPLANTS: (if i do them) Ill just say its natural bone growth or that I did steroids (which I do anyway but whatever), if i did them theyd be minor anyway

commisuroplasty: they wont notice

medial epicanthoplasty: (very minor) they wont notice and even if they did, ur medial canthus gets longer up until 19 i think so id just google it in front of them and show them

SUPRAORBITAL FAT GRAFTING: THEY PROBABLY WONT NOTICE BUT IF THEY DID ID JUST SAY THAT I DID SMTH BC A FRIEND OR WHATEVER WANTED TO OR SOME BS DOESNT MATTER

fat removals: i wont do it, instead ill do diy fat dissolvers so itll be more gradual and they wont even notice, theyll think its normal puberty



@blinkers @Tesarossa @iblamemyhabits @lowdimotrucel @BatemanNigga

 

[blinkers]

js go to turkey they dont gaf

+ ur doctor will know ur bullshtiting

 

[esoterik]

coming up with excuses before you even get them, incel behavior

 

[Gudlifer]

js go to turkey they dont gaf

+ ur doctor will know ur bullshtiting

no i meant to my family and friends lol

 

[BatemanNigga]

Rhino my nose is fat

 

[lowdimotrucel]

RHINO: I alr have trouble breathing, I'll just say I fixed it for functional reasons (i dont breath from my left nostril) and admit to having minor cosmetic touches

DJS: If I do it (id say theres a 2/3 chance) I'll say I broke my jaw skiing

IMPLANTS: (if i do them) Ill just say its natural bone growth or that I did steroids (which I do anyway but whatever), if i did them theyd be minor anyway

commisuroplasty: they wont notice

medial epicanthoplasty: (very minor) they wont notice and even if they did, ur medial canthus gets longer up until 19 i think so id just google it in front of them and show them

fat removals: i wont do it, instead ill do diy fat dissolvers so itll be more gradual and they wont even notice, theyll think its normal puberty



@blinkers @Tesarossa @iblamemyhabits @lowdimotrucel @BatemanNigga

Bro ima just wage slave and not step a single foot outside and nobody will see me, and then after I get surgery since niggas haven't seen me I years I'll just say its puberty

 

[Gudlifer]

coming up with excuses before you even get them, incel behavior

more like 5SD+ IQ behaviour

 

[Zenis]

RHINO: I alr have trouble breathing, I'll just say I fixed it for functional reasons (i dont breath from my left nostril) and admit to having minor cosmetic touches

DJS: If I do it (id say theres a 2/3 chance) I'll say I broke my jaw skiing

IMPLANTS: (if i do them) Ill just say its natural bone growth or that I did steroids (which I do anyway but whatever), if i did them theyd be minor anyway

commisuroplasty: they wont notice

medial epicanthoplasty: (very minor) they wont notice and even if they did, ur medial canthus gets longer up until 19 i think so id just google it in front of them and show them

SUPRAORBITAL FAT GRAFTING: THEY PROBABLY WONT NOTICE BUT IF THEY DID ID JUST SAY THAT I DID SMTH BC A FRIEND OR WHATEVER WANTED TO OR SOME BS DOESNT MATTER

fat removals: i wont do it, instead ill do diy fat dissolvers so itll be more gradual and they wont even notice, theyll think its normal puberty



@blinkers @Tesarossa @iblamemyhabits @lowdimotrucel @BatemanNigga

just gain 70 pounds, grow a beard and look like a absoutle bum for a year before you do your surgeries

 

[midfacedeficient]

excuse from who? you don't need permission

 

[Gudlifer]

excuse from who? you don't need permission

if my friends and family ask, so its not weird

 

[antrax]

swear when someone brings up something about me i just brush it off or dont even explain

they do not give a fuck atleast for me

 

[Gudlifer]

just gain 70 pounds, grow a beard and look like a absoutle bum for a year before you do your surgeries

id rather not do that

swear when someone brings up something about me i just brush it off or dont even explain

they do not give a fuck atleast for me

have you gotten surgeries?