My experience as an SS soldier in minecraft

[Soy_Beta_Cuckold228]

it was 2021, someone typed in the chat that he's seeking for soldiers for his german army. I joined them and they mobilized me very quickly. They asked me 3 questions:
1. Have I ever betrayed someone
2. Will I be able to be a proud german soldier who's ready to die for his country
3. Have I ever got raped anally

I answered to these questions and they accepted me as a member of their nazi family.

Then there was our first mission. We needed to beat the shit out of the Sun. The reason for that was very simple - it shines and makes us visible so we can't destroy the USSR normally. So our scientist built the first Rocket in history. We flew to the Sun and beated the shit out of it. Our commandor was proud

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

I got banned from hypixel for having a hitler skin back in the big 21

 

[slaviccartfiend]

Dnr, accurate username

 

[nestivv]

Soy_Beta_Cuckold228

 

[Soy_Beta_Cuckold228]

@sonic55555 @AustrianMogger @hopecel @Klasik616

 

[sonic55555]

what the frick did i just read

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Dnr, accurate username

He is another "bait" account. Same as the rest he tagged. All of them most likely linger on ped'cord servers.

 

[6’7whitechad]

it was 2021, someone typed in the chat that he's seeking for soldiers for his german army. I joined them and they mobilized me very quickly. They asked me 3 questions:
1. Have I ever betrayed someone
2. Will I be able to be a proud german soldier who's ready to die for his country
3. Have I ever got raped anally

I answered to these questions and they accepted me as a member of their nazi family.

Then there was our first mission. We needed to beat the shit out of the Sun. The reason for that was very simple - it shines and makes us visible so we can't destroy the USSR normally. So our scientist built the first Rocket in history. We flew to the Sun and beated the shit out of it. Our commandor was proud

Must’ve been the wind