My experience today at the park as a 5'8.5 manlet asthmacel | This is my life watch as my problems inspire me {LL}

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Today I went to the park, I usually don't get along well with the other guys there around my age because they're very self-absorbed, but the younger generation is always chiller, so today was more pleasant.

Anyways I'm usually reserved but today I was very talkative because I made two buddies who were actually willing to listen to my complaining, about the need for architectural design, an adjacent basketball court to the current one so there can be more room, women who come and just idle around doing diddly-squat sitting on the bench, the uselessness of vapes and our culture today, etc. Stuff that you lowiqcels wouldn't understand.

Anyways, I was one of the first to arrive, besides this kid who was already there. As time went on more players came and I was getting even with my heightmaxxed with my 1inch basketball shoes, I feel like tallfags think they're better than me, whenever I talk to them they just look up. I have Trex arms, which is not the reason I'm bad at basketball, but in addition to my height & asthma is what is holding me back somewhat, I'm not saying you can't be good at basketball if you're short with small proportions, because I've met a 5'5 Asian who would make 7/10 free throws, and that speaks volumes.

I was also sprinting and got quickly tired because of my inferior lungs (asthma) to the point I voluntarily went to sit at the bench. Buy yeah generally the taller players dominated while the shorter people didn't get picked for the next game (eugenics).
 
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Brutal. I remember on the court I had a friend with asthma and he almost never ran during games. Sometimes he would just stand around watching others speed past him.:feelswhy: At least he had a good jumpshot and height
 
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Brutal. I remember on the court I had a friend with asthma and he almost never ran during games.
Well then he's just lazy, I have asthma and I run to the point of near hyperventilating.
Sometimes he would just stand around watching others speed past him.:feelswhy:
Sounds like a fatty, overweight people do that a lot.
At least he had a good jumpshot and height
This is good for smaller people like me.
 
I would like to make a prediction and say this thread isn't going to be very popular because people here are lazy son's of bitches that can't relate troglodytes who are 100% NEET fuckin troglodytes waste of oxygen. Stupid threads like "hehe guys I just asked my crush out" or "taking to this Becky" appeals more to them.

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I would like to make a prediction and say this thread isn't going to be very popular because people here are lazy son's of bitches that can't relate troglodytes who are 100% NEET fuckin troglodytes waste of oxygen. Stupid threads like "hehe guys I just asked my crush out" or "taking to this Becky" appeals more to them.

@Zer0/∞ fuck you, you piece of bacon.
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I forgot this ass forum is mostly full of indians, and the curries unironically play the lowest t sport, which is volleyball. :feelskek: so yeah it figures
 
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I would like to make a prediction and say this thread isn't going to be very popular because people here are lazy son's of bitches that can't relate troglodytes who are 100% NEET fuckin troglodytes waste of oxygen. Stupid threads like "hehe guys I just asked my crush out" or "taking to this Becky" appeals more to them.

@Zer0/∞ fuck you, you piece of bacon.
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what’s ur wingspan
 
Location: the United States Of America, Somewhere in The South

Today I went to the park, I usually don't get along well with the other guys there around my age because they're very self-absorbed, but the younger generation is always chiller, so today was more pleasant.

Anyways I'm usually reserved but today I was very talkative because I made two buddies who were actually willing to listen to my complaining, about the need for architectural design, an adjacent basketball court to the current one so there can be more room, women who come and just idle around doing diddly-squat sitting on the bench, the uselessness of vapes and our culture today, etc. Stuff that you lowiqcels wouldn't understand.

Anyways, I was one of the first to arrive, besides this kid who was already there. As time went on more players came and I was getting even with my heightmaxxed with my 1inch basketball shoes, I feel like tallfags think they're better than me, whenever I talk to them they just look up. I have Trex arms, which is not the reason I'm bad at basketball, but in addition to my height & asthma is what is holding me back somewhat, I'm not saying you can't be good at basketball if you're short with small proportions, because I've met a 5'5 Asian who would make 7/10 free throws, and that speaks volumes.

I was also sprinting and got quickly tired because of my inferior lungs (asthma) to the point I voluntarily went to sit at the bench. Buy yeah generally the taller players dominated while the shorter people didn't get picked for the next game (eugenics).
5’8 isn’t manlet it’s short
 
My girlfriend worries about me thinks I'ma kill myself, sorry baby I'm just really tryna feel myself.
 
Location: the United States Of America, Somewhere in The South

Today I went to the park, I usually don't get along well with the other guys there around my age because they're very self-absorbed, but the younger generation is always chiller, so today was more pleasant.

Anyways I'm usually reserved but today I was very talkative because I made two buddies who were actually willing to listen to my complaining, about the need for architectural design, an adjacent basketball court to the current one so there can be more room, women who come and just idle around doing diddly-squat sitting on the bench, the uselessness of vapes and our culture today, etc. Stuff that you lowiqcels wouldn't understand.

Anyways, I was one of the first to arrive, besides this kid who was already there. As time went on more players came and I was getting even with my heightmaxxed with my 1inch basketball shoes, I feel like tallfags think they're better than me, whenever I talk to them they just look up. I have Trex arms, which is not the reason I'm bad at basketball, but in addition to my height & asthma is what is holding me back somewhat, I'm not saying you can't be good at basketball if you're short with small proportions, because I've met a 5'5 Asian who would make 7/10 free throws, and that speaks volumes.

I was also sprinting and got quickly tired because of my inferior lungs (asthma) to the point I voluntarily went to sit at the bench. Buy yeah generally the taller players dominated while the shorter people didn't get picked for the next game (eugenics).
will literally end my life if gh doesnt work.
 

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