My (F17) brother (M17) is an incel and I need to vent

[Reckless Turtle]

Decided to start posting Reddit larps after yesterday's thread. Feel free to upvote/add fuel to the thread. Starting off easy on /r/teenagers:

 

[DharkDC]

Cage

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I feel like the avg gen Z male is blackpilled ngl

 

[Catawampus]

7 jfl she has had at least 7 chad cocks in her already at the age of 17. No telling how many times she's been pumped and dumped besides that. Already fucking used up at 17. Its truly time for another war to reset the world
Wtf just saw that this was ops larp

 

[Idontknowlol]

Say that you caught your brother masturbating to your worn thongs

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Say that you caught your brother masturbating to your worn thongs

Post a leading comment/question like that and I will respond to it. It would be too obvious if I put it in the OP.

 

[Chadakin]

LARP

 

[Idontknowlol]

Post a leading comment/question like that and I will respond to it. It would be too obvious if I put it in the OP.

Don't have a plebbit account bro, I'm sorry

Someone that has, post a question like "have yo noticed anything weird about him lately" Or something

 

[Reckless Turtle]

LARP

Yes, it's my larp lol.

 

[Tusseleif]

This is probably the case with many twins where there is a male and female ngl. Rotting incel brother twin, and the female twin who lives life. You can’t win as a male. Even if you are looksmatched twins, the female twin will have a much better life experience than the male twin.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It's been 30 minutes and nobody's called out the obvious age gap (17-year-old with a 21-year-old boyfriend).

I think that /r/teenagers moves too quickly to gain a lot of traction without a banger post.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

It's been 30 minutes and nobody's called out the obvious age gap (17-year-old with a 21-year-old boyfriend).

I think that /r/teenagers moves too quickly to gain a lot of traction without a banger post.

i think you have to post it at 5pm

 

[Reckless Turtle]

i think you have to post it at 5pm

Yeah, I'll do a new one tomorrow. This type of larp on /r/teenagers would struggle to gain a lot of upvotes due to too many sexless guys on there.

I want to try to document a front-page larp on Looksmax though.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Yeah, I'll do a new one tomorrow. This type of larp on /r/teenagers would struggle to gain a lot of upvotes due to too many sexless guys on there.

I want to try to document a front-page larp on Looksmax though.

no do it again on teenagers they are all soy. dont make the boyfriend old though

 

[Reckless Turtle]

no do it again on teenagers they are all soy. dont make the boyfriend old though

Yeah, maybe. On /r/teenagers the post probably needs to gain 30-50 upvotes within the first hour of submission to hit a top spot though.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Reused the same script on /r/relationships to see if it gains traction there before I put this one to rest:

 

[Deleted member 15129]

99.9999999% chance she has made fun of her brother for being a virgin/lonely/ugly loser and this is why he said this

Bro this is all a larp. All of reddit is cowritten by me

 

[Deleted member 13137]

17 and 21? Time to call the FBI

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Reported for doxxing me

 

[Chadeep]

No simp September.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Reported for doxxing me

If it was about you it would be 40yo F 19yo M

 

[Reckless Turtle]

assuming this is real ofc

I swear, you guys don't read. I made the post.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Finally got an agecuck comment!

 

[CFW432]

Y'all niggas are fire starters and I love it.

 

[studiocel]

Cage
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Most zoomers are based

 

[Beanermaxxer]

Tag me if you make another larp so i can boost your post with soydoots

 

[Deleted member 26]

Epic troll turtle.

 

[Yliaster]

Decent larp,but this is reddit we're talking about.If you really want to have them losing their minds,you need to post
something like a scenario where you're an underage girl dating an older man,basically larp as a 17 year old female,and
have the guy be like 24 or something.Guarantee you that thread will pick up immediate traction.

 

[Gonthar]

My boyfriend finished the last bread in the house and my brother got mad when he couldn't make a sandwich

You don't go to other people's places to eat their stuff, the polite thing would be to also bring foods and drinks if you plan to eat.

 

[Matthias8272]

i just commented but the thread is old so dunno if the larp will reach anyone

 

[Reckless Turtle]

i just commented but the thread is old so dunno if the larp will reach anyone

This one is mostly dead. I'll try a new one later today.

Edit: The /r/relationships one is at 80 upvotes in 3 hours, but that's not enough to get thousands of upvotes:

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I'm giving 0 oxygen to this paragraph writer:

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Decent larp,but this is reddit we're talking about.If you really want to have them losing their minds,you need to post
something like a scenario where you're an underage girl dating an older man,basically larp as a 17 year old female,and
have the guy be like 24 or something.Guarantee you that thread will pick up immediate traction.

Read the /r/relationships thread. It's pretty much mostly turned into agecucking at this point.

 

[Chadeep]

Jfl at American agecucks the ones from UK and EU said its fine. Muh Old men Manipulate young girls @wristcel

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Decided to start posting Reddit larps after yesterday's thread. Feel free to upvote/add fuel to the thread. Starting off easy on /r/teenagers:

Respect to the homie helping the boyfriend see she’s a hoe, oh shit I didn’t see this was a larp, time for bed, because it’s 2 fucking am

 

[fras]

Jfl at American agecucks the ones from UK and EU said its fine. Muh Old men Manipulate young girls @wristcel

They’re jealous. Obv they’d never reject a 17 year old if they got the chance. Too bad they’ll never get it.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

A male human actually wrote this:

 

[Deleted member 8244]

A male human actually wrote this:

good, I hope he gets blackpilled hard irl. Fucking hate the bluepill

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It's crazy how easily you can farm karma with age cuck threads. This one seems like a larp too:

 

[Deleted member 15069]

monkey brain

22 year old dating 18 year old
>completely fine

21 year old dating 17 year old
>OMG thats so concerning

 

[wristcel]

same thread, more comments:

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Dropping the bomb that the 21-year-old boyfriend lost his virginity to a 17-year-old. I was waiting to naturally introduce this into the discussion:

 

[Chadeep]

Dropping the bomb that the 21-year-old boyfriend lost his virginity to a 17-year-old:

You're adding more fuel to the fire more agecucks will seethe.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You're adding more fuel to the fire more agecucks will seethe.

Somebody in here should respond to that with something that will allow to me to say something along the lines of:

"He was nervous about losing his virginity to me, but because I had previous boyfriends, I was able to help him navigate sexually."

 

[coolguy1]

It's been 30 minutes and nobody's called out the obvious age gap (17-year-old with a 21-year-old boyfriend).

I think that /r/teenagers moves too quickly to gain a lot of traction without a banger post.

That's not even a weird age difference

 

[Spierdolony]

Based, red pilled brother.
Statistically speaking, the more partners woman had before, the more fragile their marriage gonna be.

 

[Spierdolony]

And she had 6 boyfriends before him?
Her father should assembly revolving door to her room

Shes gonna have +20 exboyfriends until end of univercity
Also her boyfriend shouldnt worry. With this mileage she probably has opinion of pump and dump bitch. Good luck with finding faithful boyfriend.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Laughing at this stupid whore :

 

[thecaste]

It really is concerning how many guys in this thread don't get that it is a larp.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It really is concerning how many guys in this thread don't get that it is a larp.

Anyone with a brain would recognize that most 17-year-old chicks would not be responding to all these retards on Reddit.