My father just heard me watch a porno

[Deleted member 12217]

My AirPod fell out of my ear and that shit was pumping 100% volume out of my speakers. Jfl at me

Now I’m horny af but can’t continue

 

[hebbewem]

Just be a man and start watching over

 

[Deleted member 16530]

When I was in middle school my friend had the weirdest encounter with his dad where he saw him watch it and gave him advice(don’t watch too much etc) while was just waiting there ready to continue and then he continued the moment he left lmao

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Thats explained a lot of things

 

[Deleted member 12217]

When I was in middle school my friend had the weirdest encounter with his dad where he saw him watch it and gave him advice(don’t watch too much etc) while was just waiting there ready to continue and then he continued the moment he left lmao

Nigga I’m 22 that’s like twice as weird

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Shame on you coomer

 

[Deleted member 12217]

Thats explained a lot of things

Nigga stop annoying me with your 10k hours online. Go help dogs or be useful with that time

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Nigga stop annoying me with your 10k hours online. Go help dogs or be useful with that time

Said the neet

 

[koalendo]

imagine watching porn in 2022

 

[Deleted member 12217]

Said the neet

What’s a neet?

 

[Deleted member 16456]

Doesn't your phone pause videos automatically when you take you Airpods out tho?

 

[Deleted member 12217]

Doesn't your phone pause videos automatically when you take you Airpods out tho?

Idfk apparently not

 

[Deleted member 4430]

What’s a neet?

You

 

[Deleted member 12217]

You

Thanks for the compliment then I guess

 

[hebbewem]

What’s a neet?

A based thing

 

[Deleted member 17201]

Let him blow your back since youre clearly into that shit anyway with a story thisfake

 

[andy9432]

Ur dad is ashamed cuz its ur hand and not a pussy touching ur dick

 

[Deleted member 12217]

Ur dad is ashamed cuz its ur hand and not a pussy touching ur dick

I wasn’t touching myself. It was playing while I was going down the stairs. I will pretend a friend send me a joke video but he won’t even ask

 

[Gonthar]

Just tell him you were listening to music with moaning sounds in it or something...

 

[Deleted member 12217]

Just tell him you were listening to music with moaning sounds in it or something...

It was like 5-10 seconds of straight LOUD moaning jfl music my ass. I was looking that rough shit mate

 

[Gonthar]

It was like 5-10 seconds of straight LOUD moaning jfl music my ass. I was looking that rough shit mate

Well, there are plenty of other songs with sex sounds in them, I'm sure you can find something similar to what you were listening...

BYT // Brightest Young Things

brightestyoungthings.com

 

[OldRooster]

My father just heard me watch a porno​

Sounds like a good title for a porno video