My favorite way to rile up my dog

[cromagnon]

I like to scratch something and say in a scared frightened voice “what the fuck is this…? OH SHIT!” And start screaming

 

[delonisliterallyme]

I like to scratch something and say in a scared frightened voice “what the fuck is this…? OH SHIT!” And start screaming

retard

 

[glizzygnasher68]

I whip it out and he knows whats coming

 

[cromagnon]

retard

What the hell did i do

 

[romanstock]

i just go slap slap slap slap slap across the chops

 

[delonisliterallyme]

What the hell did i do

you made a retarded thread

 

[Deleted member 77718]

How come u say those words instead of saying random stuff like "corn starch" or "albeit". The dog doesn't know what those words mean anyways

 

[cromagnon]

you made a retarded thread

I can't fucking believe you would say this to me, after all we've been through, everything we've seen, the wars we've fought...this is what you have to say?

 

[cromagnon]

How come u say those words instead of saying random stuff like "corn starch" or "albeit". The dog doesn't know what those words mean anyways

Why did albeit make me cage giga hard

 

[Deleted member 77718]

you made a retarded thread

If u were held at gunpoint and u had to rile up a dog how would u do it

 

[cromagnon]

If u were held at gunpoint and u had to rile up a dog how would u do it

Probably I would take the gun and shoot the dog then slit the attackers throat then rile up myself

 

[cromagnon]

Probably I would take the gun and shoot the dog then slit the attackers throat then rile up myself

Win win for all sides

 

[Deleted member 77718]

Probably I would take the gun and shoot the dog then slit the attackers throat then rile up myself

I reckon if @delonisliterallyme had to do it he'd probably go slap slap slap across the chops or start screaming

 

[cromagnon]

I reckon if @delonisliterallyme had to do it he'd probably go slap slap slap across the chops or start screaming

Nah I'd slit that spics throat then throw him to the cats