My (female) cousin bought me a pocket pussy.

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My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.
 
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she wants u bro
 
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what are we doing man
 
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She basically rated you sub5
 
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My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.
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My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.
Shit skin Reddit tales, like I said before go bite on your mom’s dry nipples looking for some milk
 
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Pictures or larp
 
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My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.
happens to the best of us
 
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let me smell your finger, bro
 
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W cousin
 
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My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.
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