My (female) cousin bought me a pocket pussy.

[rapelover3]

My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

 

[Johan]

she wants u bro

 

[Deleted member 140730]

I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

???

 

[SomaliSub5]

what are we doing man

 

[CkldPsycho]

She basically rated you sub5

 

[kemicle]

My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

 

[Deleted member 74528]

she wants u bro

 

[Emolifta]

My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

Shit skin Reddit tales, like I said before go bite on your mom’s dry nipples looking for some milk

 

[kemicle]

Pictures or larp

 

[Deleted member 178206]

My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

happens to the best of us

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

let me smell your finger, bro

 

[rapelover3]

Pictures or larp

I don't like the current state of the forum so I'm not sending anything from my personal life

 

[TACOCEL_]

W cousin

 

[iblamemyhabits]

My family was having early thanksgiving yesterday cause my other side has to fly back to europe in a few days. After we ate and we went to a seperate room without other guests she handed me a wrapped box. I thought it was whiskey or some shit but it was deadass a silicone pocket pussy, good quality too, like $60 on amazon. She knew that I was incel and I was joking about buying a pocket pussy last time we met so she took it literally (I don't mind). I laughed and it was awkward I cause I'm an autist who can't handle extreme social situations so I just gave her a hug. I was fucking it last night thinking about her.

wtf did i just read

 

[caleb555]

 

[BadLuck7892]

She basically rated you sub5

My 2 female cousins on my dad's side probably know I'm an incel

 

[DxstZ]

you're in there bro

 

[Tealovingfool]

Yeah thats crazy shlawg

 

[Deleted member 104089]

Bro wtf..

 

[abumaaan]

you ever been to bosnia?
those who know