my female friend asked me if im in a relationship

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and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
 
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Could've just said yes I am rather than "yes but no girl has ever wanted to fuck me for the past 15 years of my life" maybe she was gonna set you up
 
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Could've just said yes I am rather than "yes but no girl has ever wanted to fuck me for the past 15 years of my life" maybe she was gonna set you up
set me up with with her overweight feminist friend who also has a dozen issues
 
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set me up with with her overweight feminist friend who also has a dozen issues
gotta take one for the team if you wanna fuck bro
 
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gotta take one for the team if you wanna fuck bro
Nah don't fuck fatties you're not attracted to, it's fucked up. You will feel dirty. Saying this from personal experience 😳
 
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and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
Tales from mumbai
 
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Nah don't fuck fatties you're not attracted to, it's fucked up. You will feel dirty. Saying this from personal experience 😳
Spoken like a true chud
 
and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
Should have grabbed her right by the pussy and said, "I am now!"
 
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and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
i don't understand niggas who have a female friend that they won't smash if given the chance

like what's the fucking point if ur not attracted to her? a male friend would be superior in every way - smarter, funnier, everything
 
who have a female friend that they won't smash if given the chance
she has a bf and i wouldnt smash her anyway

like what's the fucking point if ur not attracted to her? a male friend would be superior in every way - smarter, funnier, everything
male friends are toxic crab in a bucket mindset and competitive
 
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male friends are toxic crab in a bucket mindset and competitive
competitiveness is always good, it pushes you to be better

when you have no competition you don't feel the need to improve

i mean friendly competition, of course.

and i guess it also depends. I'd give my life for my 2 friends and know they would do that for me too.
 
i dont like pressure buddy boyo
it doesn't have to be bad pressure, you know

the drive to win is natural, be it who benches more, who's better at a certain game, etc

you've never competed with ur friends at anything?
 
and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
gained aura but sacrificed the chance at slaying ltb might actually be worth it tbf
 
and i said "no", then she asked me if im looking for one, i also said "no".

i didnt have it in me to say that i have been trying to get laid for 15 years and that not a single fuckable girl wanted to have sex with me.

she is a low ltb btw and i know that she has a dozen issues because she is always trying to look positive.

women who never mention their struggles or vices always hide something.
She wants u
 
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dumbass foid thinking you have it as easy as her
 
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gained aura but sacrificed the chance at slaying ltb might actually be worth it tbf
i couldnt stand that girl and her parroting
 
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