My first time trying anal

[Beanermaxxer]

Funny story but not good enough for a Beanermaxxer storytime thread, I wanna share it anyways.

It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho .

It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.

At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter . But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.

I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.

Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"

This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.

I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.

She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.

Never push the beans without a condom fags.

 

[GabachoCopium]

Oh great heavens

 

[d50]

posting is optional btw

 

[Nutsack2000]

What the actual fuck dude this is horrible

 

[Hagman]

i would genuinely kill that bitch and then myself if this happened to me

 

[Lord_butler]

Funny story but not good enough for a Beanermaxxer storytime thread, I wanna share it anyways.

It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho .

It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.

At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter . But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.

I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.

Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"

This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.

I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.

She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.

Never push the beans without a condom fags.

based story but why didn't you kill that hoe

 

[holytruecoper]

i wouldve nutted in that bitches eyes and than cut my dick off or killed myself if that happened to me. also dont forget to kill her too so this doesnt happen to one of us

 

[Beanermaxxer]

based story but why didn't you kill that hoe

I was too concerned about having to get my dick chopped off by the doctor or some shit like that

Also, nigga joined in 2022 and has like 50 posts wtf??

 

[Lord_butler]

I was too concerned about having to get my dick chopped off by the doctor or some shit like that

Also, nigga joined in 2022 and has like 50 posts wtf??

i stopped using looksmax for a long time. i only joined here because of @RODEBLUR and when he got banned there was no use to be here

 

[Beanermaxxer]

i wouldve nutted in that bitches eyes and than cut my dick off or killed myself if that happened to me. also dont forget to kill her too so this doesnt happen to one of us

It takes a strong mind not to kill yourself after something like this, bitch gave me PTSD and I couldn’t get hard for months. That whore literally sent me to therapy with her fucking ass

 

[Pento]

Funny story but not good enough for a Beanermaxxer storytime thread, I wanna share it anyways.

It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho .

It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.

At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter . But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.

I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.

Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"

This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.

I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.

She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.

Never push the beans without a condom fags.

I instantly knew it was tales when you said no lube

 

[Beanermaxxer]

I instantly knew it was tales when you said no lube

Forgot to mention she used poppers

 

[Pento]

Forgot to mention she used poppers

Oh wow so it must’ve felt good for her then

But why tf did she have worms there

 

[LiamV]

Funny story but not good enough for a Beanermaxxer storytime thread, I wanna share it anyways.

It happened 5 years ago, I was dating this cute but kinda weird artsy bitch, she had a nice pair of huge honkers and a nice ass, facially she was dead average tho .

It was my birthday and she finally decided to let me fuck her shithole. She was super excited and all into it, so she got naked real quick, spread her cheeks, and showed me the toothless one. I was crazy horny so I went in hard no condom, no lube, just spit and some hole loosening with my finger.

At first, everything was good. Every now and then, l'd pull out to check and if there is any poopoo on my peter . But after a while, I started feeling this weird tingling. I looked down and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, bunch of tiny worms were crawling out of her ass, sliding up my dick, almost reaching my pubes.

I freaked out, yanked it out, and fucking rushed to the sink to wash my fucking cock. Then I saw one trying to wiggle into my pee hole. I tried to grab it, but it was too damn small.

Meanwhile, my girl kept apologizing, then suddenly goes, "Babe, you gotta cum before they lay eggs inside you!"

This nasty ass whore girl thinks quick when it comes to filth.

I did not know what else to do so I started jerking it giga fast and tight. About 30 seconds in, I was close, but I still felt fucking rage, that nasty ass whore should have learned how to wash her disgusting shitter. Right as I was about to blow, I grabbed her by the hair and came all over her face. She barely closed her eyes in time, and then a shit ton little worms shot out of my dick and splattered on her.

She started screaming in horror as they wriggled into her nose and mouth. After that, post nut clarity hit me so fucking hard, I don’t think I ever felt anything like that again. I couldn’t take it anymore and broke up with that bitch right there.

Never push the beans without a condom fags.

All about support on this forum dude but..What went through your fucking mind while posting this shit

 

[Lord_butler]

All about support on this forum dude but..What went through your fucking mind while posting this hit

probably alot

 

[Yliaster]

You have a talent for Gore fanfiction pal

 

[SEPRAY]

look, he made up an another story, sweet

 

[RODEBLUR]

i stopped using looksmax for a long time. i only joined here because of @RODEBLUR and when he got banned there was no use to be here

Cage

 

[Beanermaxxer]

You have a talent for Gore fanfiction pal

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