my flatmate thinks i'm a fag

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Me and her was chilling in her room, doing a couple of lines, and i ask her "what's up with you and this guy" and she's tells me that her and him are dating and calls me a retard for not noticing, and then she asks me "how's your bf", and i'm like

She says my guy's name and i'm hella confused at this point. i ask why and she's like "It's cause you keep bringing your friend here" i tell her i'm not gay, and she dead ass goes on like a 2 minutes speech on how it's ok to be gay 2020, i just cage and leave.

But now that i sobered up, that shit lives rent free in my head
 
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DharkDC
 
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if ur doing lines together in the same room u should be fucking. wtf is this shit
 
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She can sense it in you
 
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Numerous studies cite females have accurate assumption.
 
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I
I'M LEAVING
 
Fuck her ass to assert dominance
 
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Me and her was chilling in her room, doing a couple of lines, and i ask her "what's up with you and this guy" and she's tells me that her and him are dating and calls me a retard for not noticing, and then she asks me "how's your bf", and i'm like
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She says my guy's name and i'm hella confused at this point. i ask why and she's like "It's cause you keep bringing your friend here" i tell her i'm not gay, and she dead ass goes on like a 2 minutes speech on how it's ok to be gay 2020, i just cage and leave.

But now that i sobered up, that shit lives rent free in my head
 
Relatable at least she's not an asshole about it but like why do people cant mind their own fucking business. I wonder if she has discussed this with other flatmates
 
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Relatable at least she's not an asshole about it but like why do people cant mind their own fucking business. I wonder if she has discussed this with other flatmates
Prolly did. I need to move one of my flatmates to get my rep back
 
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i thought black people didn’t fuck with hard drugs lol
 
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Prolly did. I need to move one of my flatmates to get my rep back
This is why I dont talk to people. And when u dont they call u pretentious and weird.

Its very hard for me not to be rude honestly. Because oh boy the things I'd like to say
 
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fuken ceged herd @TsarTsar444 @cocainecowboy
 
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Me and her was chilling in her room, doing a couple of lines, and i ask her "what's up with you and this guy" and she's tells me that her and him are dating and calls me a retard for not noticing, and then she asks me "how's your bf", and i'm like
View attachment 945474
She says my guy's name and i'm hella confused at this point. i ask why and she's like "It's cause you keep bringing your friend here" i tell her i'm not gay, and she dead ass goes on like a 2 minutes speech on how it's ok to be gay 2020, i just cage and leave.

But now that i sobered up, that shit lives rent free in my head
Fucking brutal bro. Have to kill the bitch to hold frame.
 
i would have choked her to death
 
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Me and her was chilling in her room, doing a couple of lines, and i ask her "what's up with you and this guy" and she's tells me that her and him are dating and calls me a retard for not noticing, and then she asks me "how's your bf", and i'm like
View attachment 945474
She says my guy's name and i'm hella confused at this point. i ask why and she's like "It's cause you keep bringing your friend here" i tell her i'm not gay, and she dead ass goes on like a 2 minutes speech on how it's ok to be gay 2020, i just cage and leave.

But now that i sobered up, that shit lives rent free in my head
you probably are one jk lawl
 
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chad sexual XD
 
Me and her was chilling in her room, doing a couple of lines, and i ask her "what's up with you and this guy" and she's tells me that her and him are dating and calls me a retard for not noticing, and then she asks me "how's your bf", and i'm like
View attachment 945474
She says my guy's name and i'm hella confused at this point. i ask why and she's like "It's cause you keep bringing your friend here" i tell her i'm not gay, and she dead ass goes on like a 2 minutes speech on how it's ok to be gay 2020, i just cage and leave.

But now that i sobered up, that shit lives rent free in my head
Aren’t you a Tyrone?
 

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