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.... of when I was with girls, but of the times I spent with family and male friends, and the things I accomplished in life.
Fucking foids to me is just a bodily function, like pissing or shitting. It's something you do because you have a need to do it. Nothing memorable about it. But the time you've spent with your friends and loved ones, and your achievements in life, are priceless.
Some of my fondest memories are:
. Going to the airport at night with my little brother and watching planes take off from the roof of the terminal right next to the runway. It was magical.
. Hanging out with my Serbian friend at work, after the supervisors left in the afternoon.
We'd order food from an Italian restaurant and desserts from a French patisserie nearby. Sometimes, I'd smuggle in a bottle of wine or a case of beer to go with our meal. We'd stuff our faces and drink ourselves until we were lit. Then we'd tell jokes and laugh for hours until my shift was over.
. Traveling around the world with my best friend, Dave.
Even though the purpose of our trips was primarily to escortmaxx, the whole experience of spending time with a buddy in an exotic country is what I remember the most. The hot escorts I fucked was great, in the same way that drinking a cold glass of water when you're thirsty feels good, or taking a big shit when you really have to go is a relief.
. Logging into my brokerage account and finding out that I had just become a millionaire. It was a life-affirming accomplishment.
. The first time I was able to ride a bike without training wheels.
It was on a summer night, next to my elementary school at the end of my block. My father had been trying to get me to balance myself on my bike for over an hour. I vividly remember when he released me and I was finally able to do it. I felt like a baby bird taking flight from his nest for the first time. After that, I rode my bike around for hours, while my dad talked to a neighbor. I'll never forget this. Thanks, dad. I love you.
. Scoring the winning goal from half-field in a soccer game.
This was in Italy, in a match between my friends from our area of town vs. a group of kids from the outskirts.
So their goalie kicks the ball all the way to center-field. It came right to me. Before it had a chance to bounce, I kicked it right back with a lot of force. The goalie got a hand on it, but it slipped and stumbled right into the net. About 10 minutes later, the game was over. I had scored the winning goal.
To celebrate, me and my friends went out that night to have brick oven pizza. Good times.
----Ok, I guess the only exception to this is my first kiss.
I was about 7 years old, playing "House" with this girl, 'Dawnmarie Lemmory', in my basement. She was around the same age.
I forgot if it was my birthday, or if it was getting close to Christmas, but I remember she put on some bright red lipstick and told me that she had a "present" for me. Being naive, I couldn't figure out what she meant. I only understood when she planted a big kiss on my mouth, leaving a red mark on my lips.----
Fucking foids to me is just a bodily function, like pissing or shitting. It's something you do because you have a need to do it. Nothing memorable about it. But the time you've spent with your friends and loved ones, and your achievements in life, are priceless.
Some of my fondest memories are:
. Going to the airport at night with my little brother and watching planes take off from the roof of the terminal right next to the runway. It was magical.
. Hanging out with my Serbian friend at work, after the supervisors left in the afternoon.
We'd order food from an Italian restaurant and desserts from a French patisserie nearby. Sometimes, I'd smuggle in a bottle of wine or a case of beer to go with our meal. We'd stuff our faces and drink ourselves until we were lit. Then we'd tell jokes and laugh for hours until my shift was over.
. Traveling around the world with my best friend, Dave.
Even though the purpose of our trips was primarily to escortmaxx, the whole experience of spending time with a buddy in an exotic country is what I remember the most. The hot escorts I fucked was great, in the same way that drinking a cold glass of water when you're thirsty feels good, or taking a big shit when you really have to go is a relief.
. Logging into my brokerage account and finding out that I had just become a millionaire. It was a life-affirming accomplishment.
. The first time I was able to ride a bike without training wheels.
It was on a summer night, next to my elementary school at the end of my block. My father had been trying to get me to balance myself on my bike for over an hour. I vividly remember when he released me and I was finally able to do it. I felt like a baby bird taking flight from his nest for the first time. After that, I rode my bike around for hours, while my dad talked to a neighbor. I'll never forget this. Thanks, dad. I love you.
. Scoring the winning goal from half-field in a soccer game.
This was in Italy, in a match between my friends from our area of town vs. a group of kids from the outskirts.
So their goalie kicks the ball all the way to center-field. It came right to me. Before it had a chance to bounce, I kicked it right back with a lot of force. The goalie got a hand on it, but it slipped and stumbled right into the net. About 10 minutes later, the game was over. I had scored the winning goal.
To celebrate, me and my friends went out that night to have brick oven pizza. Good times.
----Ok, I guess the only exception to this is my first kiss.
I was about 7 years old, playing "House" with this girl, 'Dawnmarie Lemmory', in my basement. She was around the same age.
I forgot if it was my birthday, or if it was getting close to Christmas, but I remember she put on some bright red lipstick and told me that she had a "present" for me. Being naive, I couldn't figure out what she meant. I only understood when she planted a big kiss on my mouth, leaving a red mark on my lips.----
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