My (former) friends claimed I’m the devil because I made them laugh in the mosque while we prayed

[Gengar]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

 

[Sceptical]

 

[59H390]

Always so hard not to laugh when it would be really bad if u did

 

[Gengar]

Always so hard not to laugh when it would be really bad if u did

I know, right? It was genuinely funny though. Gonna tag what my Islamic brothas think.

 

[HTNGrevious]

So evil how dare u laugh you'll go to hell now

 

[Gengar]

@emeraldglass @childishkillah @noobkiller999 @tuberculosisinmybal

 

[Gengar]

So evil how dare u laugh you'll go to hell now

I’m literally the devil.

 

[Vazelrr]

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

was this recently or some time ago?

 

[Gengar]

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JFL

 

[Gengar]

was this recently or some time ago?

A few years ago. Late 2010s. Pre-COVID.

 

[Rothschild]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

a lot of religious people get mad over retarded shit

 

[BigBoy]

I wouldn’t have laughed tbh, I woulda just felt bad for the guy

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

nigga your thread has me caging in class now

 

[caleb555]

I went to church with my friend and he kept asking for dick pics from gay dudes on snap mid sermon aswell as making jokes about the old people's appearance

 

[noobkiller999]

I know, right? It was genuinely funny though. Gonna tag what my Islamic brothas think.

jfl yeah i remember thing like this when i was in mosque w my friends,thats why i walk to mosque without them jfl

 

[noobkiller999]

a lot of religious people get mad over retarded shit

stfu

 

[Rothschild]

stfu

im not wrong jfl

 

[noobkiller999]

im not wrong jfl

yea u are ATP

 

[noobkiller999]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

i had a story similar to this,i wish my english was good enough so i could tell u this story brudda

 

[Gengar]

a lot of religious people get mad over retarded shit

They were lighthearted about it but yes.

 

[Gengar]

I wouldn’t have laughed tbh, I woulda just felt bad for the guy

You'd not utter these words if you were there with me. I know exactly who the grandpa is, he's a family friend so that makes it even funnier.

 

[Gengar]

nigga your thread has me caging in class now

 

[Gengar]

jfl yeah i remember thing like this when i was in mosque w my friends,thats why i walk to mosque without them jfl

Hahaha. Do they make you laugh as well, or is it you who made them laugh?

 

[Gengar]

i had a story similar to this,i wish my english was good enough so i could tell u this story brudda

Type it in your native language, and I'll use Google Translate. I'll be able to get the gist of it.

 

[noobkiller999]

Type it in your native language, and I'll use Google Translate. I'll be able to get the gist of it.

So, basically, we were praying at this random Sufi mosque, and I was leading the prayer (there were people praying ahead of us too, but I didn't want to follow them). At one point, I heard some guys behind me snickering, and I started smiling too. Then, right in the middle of the prostration, I heard this incredibly loud fart—it was unreal. We all just lost it and burst out laughing in unison. We had to cut the prayer short, leave the mosque entirely, and just finished our prayers somewhere else."

 

[Gengar]

So, basically, we were praying at this random Sufi mosque, and I was leading the prayer (there were people praying ahead of us too, but I didn't want to follow them). At one point, I heard some guys behind me snickering, and I started smiling too. Then, right in the middle of the prostration, I heard this incredibly loud fart—it was unreal. We all just lost it and burst out laughing in unison. We had to cut the prayer short, leave the mosque entirely, and just finished our prayers somewhere else."

Hahahah. That beats my story. Well done. And ma shaa Allah, you've led prayers before! Mirin.

 

[aidenltn17]

 

[childishkillah]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

Truecel can't even pray

 

[emeraldglass]

@emeraldglass @childishkillah @noobkiller999 @tuberculosisinmybal

Laughing inside the mosque isn’t forbidden in Islam. Of course, it shouldn’t be treated like a hangout spot or a club, but having a genuine laugh is fine. Calling you a devil for that is really out of proportion.

 

[Gengar]

Graycel moment.

 

[Gengar]

Truecel can't even pray

It’s brootal bhaijaan.

 

[Gengar]

Laughing inside the mosque isn’t forbidden in Islam. Of course, it shouldn’t be treated like a hangout spot or a club, but having a genuine laugh is fine. Calling you a devil for that is really out of proportion.

Glad to hear that! I guess some people are just narrow-minded about the whole thing. Have you ever laughed uncontrollably while praying?

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

Ok saar

 

[2vi]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

Yeah bro your exfriends gotta go this is hilarious

 

[Hernan]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

Average Muslim iq. Kzeg het je lees je boek goed ik vind er verzen in die alles behalve heilig zijn. Lees het en heroverweeg man.

 

[Gengar]

Ok saar

Henlo graycel.

 

[Gengar]

Yeah bro your exfriends gotta go this is hilarious

Hahah thanks bhaijaan. Yeah I don’t hang out with them anymore. They were dicks anyway.

 

[Gengar]

Average Muslim iq. Kzeg het je lees je boek goed ik vind er verzen in die alles behalve heilig zijn. Lees het en heroverweeg man.

Ik heb alles in het Engels gelezen. Welke verzen heb jij het over? Ik heb niks verkeerds gelezen.

 

[Hernan]

Ik heb alles in het Engels gelezen. Welke verzen heb jij het over? Ik heb niks verkeerds gelezen.

Als je dit niet verkeerd vindt…

 

[Gengar]

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Als je dit niet verkeerd vindt…

Ik kan ook verzen eruit plukken en zeggen “kijk, Bijbel is slecht.” Je moet de verzen ervoor en erna ook lezen. De verzen die je liet zien gingen bijvoorbeeld tijdens een oorlog, waar de ongelovigen tegen de moslims gingen vechten. Wat moet er anders staan, doe niks terug en wordt uitgeroeid?

 

[goyimslayer]

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Als je dit niet verkeerd vindt…

im not a muslim, but tbh this is definitely an oversimplification

 

[Gengar]

im not a muslim, but tbh this is definitely an oversimplification

Precisely. They are cherry-picked, out of context. The verses before and after were about an ongoing war at the time between Muslims and non-Muslims.

 

[Hernan]

Ik kan ook verzen eruit plukken en zeggen “kijk, Bijbel is slecht.” Je moet de verzen ervoor en erna ook lezen. De verzen die je liet zien gingen bijvoorbeeld tijdens een oorlog, waar de ongelovigen tegen de moslims gingen vechten. Wat moet er anders staan, doe niks terug en wordt uitgeroeid?

het vierkant links onder is alles behalve tijdens oorlog klinkend.

 

[Hernan]

im not a muslim, but tbh this is definitely an oversimplification

Show me where the Bible says in any war to “kill the infidels”. @PrinceLuenLeoncur I summon thee.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Show me where the Bible says in any war to “kill the infidels”. @PrinceLuenLeoncur I summon thee.

It doesn’t tbh. Nowhere.

Islam has stuff on killing infidels if they reject paying Jizya and being under Islamic rule.

Islam even allows informal rape of female captives (slaves) but their RELGION contradicts because it says forcing a slave into prostitution or fucking her without consent isn’t allowed and that it’s a sin, yet the fact she’s a slave and owned defeats the purpose kf this as any female slave having sex with her master is doing so out of cohesion of force which would constitute as rape as let’s be honest no female would willingly want to truly have sex with her slave master if you gave her the option of freedom or sleeping with her master ALL would choose freedom

 

[Gengar]

het vierkant links onder is alles behalve tijdens oorlog klinkend.

Ik heb niet naar elke afbeelding gekeken, ik keek naar willekeurige. In ieder geval, ditzelfde wat je doet kan ook bij de Bijbel gebeuren dus ik weet niet wat je er mee wil bereiken. Ik weet dat je het goed bedoeld dus ik waardeer het haha maar ik ben niet van mening dat islam of de Koran verkeerd is.

 

[Ogionth]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

Smiling does not invalidate the prayer.
However, boisterous laughing does,

If the laugh is not noisy and unintentional and for a very short time then it doesn't invalidate the prayer either.

And no, it doesn't make you the devil if they laughed because of you.

 

[Quncho]

So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

This is why Islam is fucked imo

 

[Gengar]

Show me where the Bible says in any war to “kill the infidels”. @PrinceLuenLeoncur I summon thee.

I can show you a bunch of weird Biblical verses, but I’m not going to stoop down your level.

It doesn’t tbh. Nowhere.

Islam has stuff on killing infidels if they reject paying Jizya and being under Islamic rule.

Islam even allows informal rape of female captives (slaves) but their RELGION contradicts because it says forcing a slave into prostitution or fucking her without consent isn’t allowed and that it’s a sin, yet the fact she’s a slave and owned defeats the purpose kf this as any female slave having sex with her master is doing so out of cohesion of force which would constitute as rape as let’s be honest no female would willingly want to truly have sex with her slave master if you gave her the option of freedom or sleeping with her master ALL would choose freedom

Rape isn’t allowed. But this isn’t a religious debate so I suggest you two cut it out.