My (former) friends claimed I’m the devil because I made them laugh in the mosque while we prayed

ditzelfde wat je doet kan ook bij de Bijbel gebeuren
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dus ik weet niet wat je er mee wil bereiken.
Dat het letterlijk niet zo is en islam niet de echte religie is. Er is niks heilig aan al bij al.
Ik weet dat je het goed bedoeld dus ik waardeer het haha maar ik ben niet van mening dat islam of de Koran verkeerd is. :)
Nou ik zal hem ooit eens lezen. Zo kwam ik achter de talmud btw.
 
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Smiling does not invalidate the prayer.
However, boisterous laughing does,

If the laugh is not noisy and unintentional and for a very short time then it doesn't invalidate the prayer either.

And no, it doesn't make you the devil if they laughed because of you.
It was unintentional but it was definitely noisy. :ogre:

And thanks for your input! :feelsautistic:
 
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This is why Islam is fucked imo
Don’t blame Islam, blame its followers. Its the followers who can be low iq (just like any other religious group).
 
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Dat het letterlijk niet zo is en islam niet de echte religie is. Er is niks heilig aan al bij al.

Nou ik zal hem ooit eens lezen. Zo kwam ik achter de talmud btw.
Nigga serieus

jaja vooruit dan.
Not a thread for religious debate, take it elsewhere. :ogre:
 
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So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.
youre literally the shaytaan
laughing is a major sin lanatullahi on you
 
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Don’t blame Islam, blame its followers. Its the followers who can be low iq (just like any other religious group).
Ye but the rules they have are enslaving
 
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I can show you a bunch of weird Biblical verses, but I’m not going to stoop down your level.

Rape isn’t allowed. But this isn’t a religious debate so I suggest you two cut it out.
Do it plz show me them. I don’t mind I’m not like you ashamed and afraid of my religion no Christian is :lul:🤣 we are transparent because our RELGION our god doesn’t endorse the shit yours does so please I beg you SHOW it

Rape isn’t OFFICALLY allowed that’s true but it’s unoficallly allowed as you can fuck your war prisoners :lul::lul:🤣 which is even in one of your Hadiths which is why sura 4:24 was revealed over this shit :lul::lul::lul: so yes you can unofficially rape women in Islam but your religion is schitzo regarding it saying it’s wrong but also allowing you to fuck your female slaves which no mentally sane woman would willingly truly consent to its cohesion which is basically rape
 
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Ye but the rules they have are enslaving
Same could be said for literally anything. Other religions, or the laws of your country. :fuk:
 
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Do it plz show me them. I don’t mind I’m not like you ashamed and afraid of my religion no Christian is :lul:🤣 we are transparent because our RELGION our god doesn’t endorse the shit yours does so please I beg you SHOW ME
Go beg elsewhere. :feelswhat: This thread isn’t for a religious debate.
 
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Don’t blame Islam, blame its followers. Its the followers who can be low iq (just like any other religious group).
Yeah a lot of people put faith in the actual religion (which can have its flaws) instead of putting your faith in God :Comfy: ( I don’t know what emoji to put to come of as friendly)
 
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Yeah a lot of people put faith in the actual religion (which can have its flaws) instead of putting your faith in God :Comfy: ( I don’t know what emoji to put to come of as friendly)
Yes, at least I can admit that many of my co-religionists are stupid… but that’s for different reasons. :Comfy:
 
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Same could be said for literally anything. Other religions, or the laws of your country. :fuk:
Go beg elsewhere. :feelswhat: This thread isn’t for a religious debate.
Rape isn’t OFFICALLY allowed that’s true but it’s unoficallly allowed as you can fuck your war prisoners :lul::lul:🤣 which is even in one of your Hadiths which is why sura 4:24 was revealed over this shit :lul::lul::lul: so yes you can unofficially rape women in Islam but your religion is schitzo regarding it saying it’s wrong but also allowing you to fuck your female slaves which no mentally sane woman would willingly truly consent to its cohesion which is basically rape

Maybe not a religious debate but I was summoned here to correct an imbecile and from checking Herman’s reply it wasn’t addressed to you yet you felt the need to try correct me which won’t work I’m very unbiased regarding this shit my best friend is Muslim and I have discussed this with him even last night :lul:🤣:lul::lul:🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Rape isn’t OFFICALLY allowed that’s true but it’s unoficallly allowed as you can fuck your war prisoners :lul::lul:🤣 which is even in one of your Hadiths which is why sura 4:24 was revealed over this shit :lul::lul::lul: so yes you can unofficially rape women in Islam but your religion is schitzo regarding it saying it’s wrong but also allowing you to fuck your female slaves which no mentally sane woman would willingly truly consent to its cohesion which is basically rape

Maybe not a religious debate but I was summoned here to correct an imbecile and from checking Herman’s reply it wasn’t addressed to you yet you felt the need to try correct me which won’t work I’m very unbiased regarding this shit my best friend is Muslim and I have discussed this with him even last night :lul:🤣:lul::lul:🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are you using the same emojis someone from a 3rd world country would use
 
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Rape isn’t OFFICALLY allowed that’s true but it’s unoficallly allowed as you can fuck your war prisoners :lul::lul:🤣 which is even in one of your Hadiths which is why sura 4:24 was revealed over this shit :lul::lul::lul: so yes you can unofficially rape women in Islam but your religion is schitzo regarding it saying it’s wrong but also allowing you to fuck your female slaves which no mentally sane woman would willingly truly consent to its cohesion which is basically rape

Maybe not a religious debate but I was summoned here to correct an imbecile and from checking Herman’s reply it wasn’t addressed to you yet you felt the need to try correct me which won’t work I’m very unbiased regarding this shit my best friend is Muslim and I have discussed this with him even last night :lul:🤣:lul::lul:🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s it with schizo Christians trying to turn everything into a religious debate? Give it a rest. I’ll be deleting any of your follow up posts if you continue this.
 
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What’s it with schizo Christians trying to turn everything into a religious debate? Give it a rest. I’ll be deleting any of your follow up posts if you continue this.
Are you dumb?

I literally only hear because I was summoned to answer a religious question. @Hernan isnt even Christian he’s a white supremwcist he just tagged me because he wanted an answer I answered him and then you go and try to get involved. If you jsut shutted your fucking mouth we wouldn’t be going back and forth like this. You thing you can try refute me and ima just sit there FUCK NO ima educate your ass either don’t reply or reply and it’ll happen son.

Don’t even know why @Luca_. find your comment funny very strange tbh
 
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Are you dumb?

I literally only hear because I was summoned to answer a religious question. @Hernan isnt even Christian he’s a white supremwcist he just tagged me because he wanted an answer I answered him and then you go and try to get involved. If you jsut shutted your fucking mouth we wouldn’t be going back and forth like this. You thing you can try refute me and ima just sit there FUCK NO ima educate your ass either don’t reply or reply and it’ll happen son.

Don’t even know why @Luca_. find your comment funny very strange tbh
Or don't be a retard and calm your tits. It's not that hard.
 
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Or don't be a retard and calm your tits. It's not that hard.
Dude you decided to jump into a convo that didn’t concern or involve you. Must you always reply to whybody critiquing Islam? Even I don’t do that regarding my own religion I just don’t GAF.

If your secure in your deen then you’d not GAF esp considering Islam is morally abhorrent when accounting for modern morality and we both know that FACT so with that in mind yeah your gonna see ppl that aren’t Islamic critique your religion so the same way Christian’s eyeroll and shrug when Gaytheists mock us it’s time for you to man up and do the same
 
Dude you decided to jump into a convo that didn’t concern or involve you. Must you always reply to whybody critiquing Islam? Even I don’t do that regarding my own religion I just don’t GAF.
:feelsohgod: Didn't concern me or involve me? This is my thread. It was about a funny story instead of a religious debate. @Hernan just started doing that out of nowhere. This thread is about funny farts! :owo:
 
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:feelsohgod: Didn't concern me or involve me? This is my thread. It was about a funny story instead of a religious debate. @Hernan just started doing that out of nowhere. This thread is about funny farts! :owo:
your secure in your deen then you’d not GAF esp considering Islam is morally abhorrent when accounting for modern morality and we both know that FACT so with that in mind yeah your gonna see ppl that aren’t Islamic critique your religion so the same way Christian’s eyeroll and shrug when Gaytheists mock us it’s time for you to man up and do the same

I edited my last comment but you reply like Usain Bolt so I had to add this shit here cos you didn’t see it

Also didn’t realise he derailed your thread j just assumed jt was a religious one but what made him wild out
 
your secure in your deen then you’d not GAF esp considering Islam is morally abhorrent when accounting for modern morality and we both know that FACT so with that in mind yeah your gonna see ppl that aren’t Islamic critique your religion so the same way Christian’s eyeroll and shrug when Gaytheists mock us it’s time for you to man up and do the same

I edited my last comment but you reply like Usain Bolt so I had to add this shit here cos you didn’t see it

Also didn’t realise he derailed your thread j just assumed jt was a religious one but what made him wild out
I got quick hands, but yeah I obviously don't agree with any of your delusional takes on Islam but that's a different discussion. This is about me being the devil. :feelscry:
 
Pussy ass niggas. Allah would understand.
 
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Glad to hear that! I guess some people are just narrow-minded about the whole thing. :Comfy: Have you ever laughed uncontrollably while praying?
Of course, it’s something that’s happened to almost everyone at some point. Things like that happen, it just shouldn’t become a habit. Zijn het die twee buurjongens die dit jou hebben gezegd.
 
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You’re worse than a rapist you’re worse than a pedophile you’re worse than a terrorist
 
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Same could be said for literally anything. Other religions, or the laws of your country. :fuk:
Yes but they are very strict and less forgiving
 
Of course, it’s something that’s happened to almost everyone at some point. Things like that happen, it just shouldn’t become a habit. Zijn het die twee buurjongens die dit jou hebben gezegd.
Wauw, goed geraden! Ja, inderdaad; het zijn broers van elkaar. Eentje van hun is super anti-sociaal geworden, mijn broer hoorde van zijn oom (die wekelijks op bezoek komt) dat hij hem al jarenlang niet heeft gezien. :hnghn:
 
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Bro wtf gengar i thought you a nice guy only to tell me you the devil waht the hell???
 
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Bro wtf gengar i thought you a nice guy only to tell me you the devil waht the hell???
They're my former friends' words, not mine. :feelswhy:
 
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So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.

I laughed at this, but nothing truly changed inside.


I’m still that disgusting subhuman manlet who hasn’t had any female interaction ever in his life and never will, and I will most likely kill myself by the age of 30.
 
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I laughed at this, but nothing truly changed inside.


I’m still that disgusting subhuman manlet who hasn’t had any female interaction ever in his life and never will, and I will most likely kill myself by the age of 30.
I'm glad you laughed. But don't kill yourself, ever. I'm turning 30 by the end of this year. 💀
 
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Yeah, one of them is anti-social and the other one is neutral, like he still fw me but also doesn't think I'm cool enough (read: thugmaxxed). I've seen his friends though and they ain't cool at all so idk what it is. 💀
 
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Yeah, one of them is anti-social and the other one is neutral, like he still fw me but also doesn't think I'm cool enough (read: thugmaxxed). I've seen his friends though and they ain't cool at all so idk what it is. 💀
ohhhh i feeel bro I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION well i watched it unfold basically 3 friends right but suddenly 2 of them stopped talking to the one friend and suddenly started like being wannabe thugs etc
 
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ohhhh i feeel bro I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION well i watched it unfold basically 3 friends right but suddenly 2 of them stopped talking to the one friend and suddenly started like being wannabe thugs etc
Are those friends non-white by any chance? This seems to be a common thing among non-whites, lol.
 
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Are those friends non-white by any chance? This seems to be a common thing among non-whites, lol.
Lol yeah the two guys one turkish and one arab and the one left is turkish
 
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So basically someone’s grandpa there had to stop praying because he was farting loudly and as he walked towards the exit he kept farting loudly and I thought it was hilarious even though I was praying and you’re not supposed to smile or laugh while praying. I kept caging so much that I distracted the other guys and they started laughing because of me as well. Then they said they’d never pray with me again because I’m the devil for making them laugh during prayer.
did he not get up to go do wudu :lul:
 
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Lol yeah the two guys one turkish and one arab and the one left is turkish
Loool yeah that's how it goes. 💀 Though the Turkish people here tend to be more civilized and less thugmaxxed. It's mainly Moroccans and blacks who are trying to thugmaxx.
 
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Loool yeah that's how it goes. 💀 Though the Turkish people here tend to be more civilized and less thugmaxxed. It's mainly Moroccans and blacks who are trying to thugmaxx.
Yes i agree completely Turks are okay they usually are like germans here they will alot of time just adapt to their sorroundings tbh
 
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Yes i agree completely Turks are okay they usually are like germans here they will alot of time just adapt to their sorroundings tbh
And what are you yourself if you don't mind revealing?
 
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And what are you yourself if you don't mind revealing?
i dont have a big friend circle honestly i have like the same friends over 10 years now
 
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i dont have a big friend circle honestly i have like the same friends over 10 years now
Yeah, the guys in the story are childhood friends, our parents were friends that's why I know them. My two best friends, one of them I knew from childhood as well, and the other I met in second year of high school. In 2009.
 
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Wow, that's interesting. What's the exotic half. :feelshah:
my lil secret helps me to larp as anything from mexico to bangladesh:lul:
 
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