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so i'm friends with this little jester named gabe and hes a great friend hes funny and what not but he unfortunately is ltn and 5'3. well, last week me and him went on a double date/2man and the story is fucking brutal so if you want to hear my experience seeing some shit that sounds like a blackpilled reddit thread in person for the first time here we go.
tldr: ur personality doesnt matter to these foids if youre ugly and short and they lose all sense of decency or respect towards you and will treat you like shit
it all started while i was walking to gabe's house to hangout with him as we usually do. he's going to a different highschool so this summer i wanna hangout w him as much as i can before he moves. on the way this girl, Milania, added me on snapchat and we started talking. she's probably like mtb, dark brown curly hair with hazel eyes and pale skin. she went to the highschool the next town over so i had no clue who she was but after talking for a bit this girl named ELLA followed me on instagram. (little weird that i talked to milania on snapchat but her friend followed me on instagram but my real name is kinda recognizable and ella is cousins w this girl named elena so i probably popped up when she searched up my name cuz we have mutuals) at first i had no fucking clue who ella was but then she texted me and asked if i wanted to come to this water ice spot named primo's with my friends. i said yeah and then she called me and asked for some photos of gabe and i panicked cuz i didnt want to sell the 2man so they i gave her some ultra giga frauded photos of him and she was alright w it. anyways then me and gabe started walking over to primos and she told us half way there that her mom isn't home so she has to babysit and so the 2man was cancelled RED FLAG #1
from friday until the rescheduled date of the 2man we all group called and got to know eachother. im balancing a few girls on my roster right now so I didn't have any individual calls with milania but gabe is fully single so he had time to called ella every night. according to him things were going great, she was calling him hot, saying how she was going to pay for his waterice during the date, and basically it was just sunshine and rainbows. but, here is the major sign things were going to go wrong. the day before the 2man on saturday me and gabe were hanging out and ella had already made fun of gabe for his voice crack but fuck it that's just teasing. when I tell u she started hysterically laughing and begging for me and him to stand back to back for a height comparison once she heard he's 5'3 and im 5'11, it was genuinely more brutal in person. gabe was obviously uncomfortable and we should've hung up right then and there but ella was begging for us to do it. gabe turned his camera on, propped it up, and yea i mean im eight inches taller than him obviously it's gonna look brutal. AND THEN, she calls milania into the call and milania is actually not that bad of a person and just was like "wow i mean it could be worse" but ella WHO MIND U IS SUPPOSED TO BE GABE'S DATE IS DYING LAUGHING. a bit after we hang up the phone because we're going to hangout with some other people and boom the next day the 2man arrives.
me and gabe are sitting on the curb of the ACME waiting for the girls and once we see them we get up and start walking towards them, ella instantly yells "HE'S SO SHORT!!!!". now gabe is obviously uncomfortable because that's the FIRST thing she says to him after seeing him in person for the first time. mind you, gabe had just been telling me how he thinks she might be the one and he could see them lasting for a while. well now we're walking to primo's and it's awkward as fuck, me nd milania are holding hands but ella is walking on the other side of the sidewalk at the front to avoid gabe. anytime he tries to talk to her she just ignores him and stares at milania or I as if something is funny. once we get to primo's Ella changes her mind and decides she actually wants to go to the pizza restaurant and so we do and this fucker ella forces gabe to pay for the pizza. mind you, prior to seeing him, over the phone she had promised to pay for gabe's water ice herself. now when we're sitting in the booth ella has real tears coming out of her eyes because she has to sit next to gabe because milania insists on sitting next to me because i mean duh its a fucking double date. and now, probably the MOST HUMILIATING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN HAPPENS. milania asks ella if she wants any pizza, the pizza she forced gabe to pay for, and she responds with "No, I think I lost my appetite" and she points to gabe. now at this point gabe offers to just leave but i tell him to stay because I think he could still salvage this I tell him to just try to talk to her and be nice. yea it doesn't fucking work and she instead calls her friend to ignore gabe and talk to her instead. but then, when I thought it couldn't get worse we exit the pizza place and intend to walk to wawa with the girls but ella WALKS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING STREET TO AVOID GABE. now this WHORE'S behavior is genuinely pissing me off and gabe starts texting her and being a fucking gentleman asking softly "is there something I did wrong? please just talk to me I wanna know" and she ignores him. eventually milania gets her to come back with the group but she just ignores gabe and walks past him whenever he tries to talk to her. at this point he's asking me if he should just leave and at first i mean im fucking with milania so I told his ass to pack it up and go hit the gym and use this as motivation but he gives me some puppy dog eyes and i feel terrible for him so i tell the girls that me and gabe are leaving. milania asked if me and her are still cool and if I wanna call when I get home and it's like bitch after what your friend did to gabe fuck Y'ALL. anyways me and gabe are walking home and he's bitching the whole time which i get, if i was him i'd probably kill myself so he actually acted pretty maturely for the humiliation ritual he just went through. couple photos of dms and me at the pizza restaurant are attached so nobody thinks this is tales. there's way more shit i couldve linked but i think these screenshots r especially brutal cuz she liked him until she saw him in person
tldr: ur personality doesnt matter to these foids if youre ugly and short and they lose all sense of decency or respect towards you and will treat you like shit
it all started while i was walking to gabe's house to hangout with him as we usually do. he's going to a different highschool so this summer i wanna hangout w him as much as i can before he moves. on the way this girl, Milania, added me on snapchat and we started talking. she's probably like mtb, dark brown curly hair with hazel eyes and pale skin. she went to the highschool the next town over so i had no clue who she was but after talking for a bit this girl named ELLA followed me on instagram. (little weird that i talked to milania on snapchat but her friend followed me on instagram but my real name is kinda recognizable and ella is cousins w this girl named elena so i probably popped up when she searched up my name cuz we have mutuals) at first i had no fucking clue who ella was but then she texted me and asked if i wanted to come to this water ice spot named primo's with my friends. i said yeah and then she called me and asked for some photos of gabe and i panicked cuz i didnt want to sell the 2man so they i gave her some ultra giga frauded photos of him and she was alright w it. anyways then me and gabe started walking over to primos and she told us half way there that her mom isn't home so she has to babysit and so the 2man was cancelled RED FLAG #1
from friday until the rescheduled date of the 2man we all group called and got to know eachother. im balancing a few girls on my roster right now so I didn't have any individual calls with milania but gabe is fully single so he had time to called ella every night. according to him things were going great, she was calling him hot, saying how she was going to pay for his waterice during the date, and basically it was just sunshine and rainbows. but, here is the major sign things were going to go wrong. the day before the 2man on saturday me and gabe were hanging out and ella had already made fun of gabe for his voice crack but fuck it that's just teasing. when I tell u she started hysterically laughing and begging for me and him to stand back to back for a height comparison once she heard he's 5'3 and im 5'11, it was genuinely more brutal in person. gabe was obviously uncomfortable and we should've hung up right then and there but ella was begging for us to do it. gabe turned his camera on, propped it up, and yea i mean im eight inches taller than him obviously it's gonna look brutal. AND THEN, she calls milania into the call and milania is actually not that bad of a person and just was like "wow i mean it could be worse" but ella WHO MIND U IS SUPPOSED TO BE GABE'S DATE IS DYING LAUGHING. a bit after we hang up the phone because we're going to hangout with some other people and boom the next day the 2man arrives.
me and gabe are sitting on the curb of the ACME waiting for the girls and once we see them we get up and start walking towards them, ella instantly yells "HE'S SO SHORT!!!!". now gabe is obviously uncomfortable because that's the FIRST thing she says to him after seeing him in person for the first time. mind you, gabe had just been telling me how he thinks she might be the one and he could see them lasting for a while. well now we're walking to primo's and it's awkward as fuck, me nd milania are holding hands but ella is walking on the other side of the sidewalk at the front to avoid gabe. anytime he tries to talk to her she just ignores him and stares at milania or I as if something is funny. once we get to primo's Ella changes her mind and decides she actually wants to go to the pizza restaurant and so we do and this fucker ella forces gabe to pay for the pizza. mind you, prior to seeing him, over the phone she had promised to pay for gabe's water ice herself. now when we're sitting in the booth ella has real tears coming out of her eyes because she has to sit next to gabe because milania insists on sitting next to me because i mean duh its a fucking double date. and now, probably the MOST HUMILIATING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN HAPPENS. milania asks ella if she wants any pizza, the pizza she forced gabe to pay for, and she responds with "No, I think I lost my appetite" and she points to gabe. now at this point gabe offers to just leave but i tell him to stay because I think he could still salvage this I tell him to just try to talk to her and be nice. yea it doesn't fucking work and she instead calls her friend to ignore gabe and talk to her instead. but then, when I thought it couldn't get worse we exit the pizza place and intend to walk to wawa with the girls but ella WALKS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING STREET TO AVOID GABE. now this WHORE'S behavior is genuinely pissing me off and gabe starts texting her and being a fucking gentleman asking softly "is there something I did wrong? please just talk to me I wanna know" and she ignores him. eventually milania gets her to come back with the group but she just ignores gabe and walks past him whenever he tries to talk to her. at this point he's asking me if he should just leave and at first i mean im fucking with milania so I told his ass to pack it up and go hit the gym and use this as motivation but he gives me some puppy dog eyes and i feel terrible for him so i tell the girls that me and gabe are leaving. milania asked if me and her are still cool and if I wanna call when I get home and it's like bitch after what your friend did to gabe fuck Y'ALL. anyways me and gabe are walking home and he's bitching the whole time which i get, if i was him i'd probably kill myself so he actually acted pretty maturely for the humiliation ritual he just went through. couple photos of dms and me at the pizza restaurant are attached so nobody thinks this is tales. there's way more shit i couldve linked but i think these screenshots r especially brutal cuz she liked him until she saw him in person
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