my friend said she got the ick after her boyfriend started eating more fruit

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I'm visiting her in Berlin this week and she was telling me that her boyfriend was having weird digestion problems and he was always eating gross processed shit. So she told him to start eating more fruit and apparently he's really taken to it. He's been going around telling everyone he's fruit-pilled and acting like it's life changing (he did mention it to me when we met up and he used that phrase).

She says the worst part is he looks really "gay" when he eats it. Like he enjoys it too much and is always making faces and saying exagerated yums and "mmmm". She said it makes her think of her gay friends eating cherries and blueberries and stuff. She'd rather deal with his digestion problems than this if he can't eat fruit quietly because at least it's more masculine.

Fellas eat your fruit more sombrely
 
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