My friend’s a dickbag

[Gengar]

I was at my friend’s place yesterday morning because I had crashed at his place. He was awake and went to the kitchen while I went to the toilet. I start taking a piss and suddenly he’s blasting this song through his speakers. Super loud enough for his neighbors to hear.



I start caging so much I’m moving all over the place trying not to miss the bowl with my stream. Fortunately nothing spilled out.

He only played it because I’m Punjabi (he’s Iranian).

 

[acm]

hymen

 

[Jager]

nigga painted the walls with his piss

 

[2414763h]

Peak Comedy

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Why do you stand while peeing

Pee molecules are not good- for your skin

You should sit while you pee or better squat

Youre welcome 3rd worlder

 

[Jager]

Why do you stand while peeing

Pee molecules are not good- for your skin

You should sit while you pee or better squat

Youre welcome 3rd worlder

umm hes paki and since most pakis are muslims they pee standing down or squatting its forbidden for them to pee standing up

 

[mr007]

umm hes paki and since most pakis are muslims they pee standing down or squatting its forbidden for them to pee standing up

Huh I see plenty of muslims peeing standing

 

[Jager]

Huh I see plenty of muslims peeing standing

thats suprising i was born and raised muslim my parents and my family often told me to pee sitting or squatting to avoid splashes hitting my skin and said "prophet muhammad said only animals pee standing up"

 

[mr007]

thats suprising i was born and raised muslim my parents and my family often told me to pee sitting or squatting to avoid splashes hitting my skin and said "prophet muhammad said only animals pee standing up"

You arab?

 

[Jager]

You arab?

paki just like gengar

 

[mr007]

paki just like gengar

I don't know saw plenty of muslims pee while standing

 

[Jager]

I don't know saw plenty of muslims pee while standing

guess its a cultural thing that pakis implemented into islam

 

[mr007]

guess its a cultural thing that pakis implemented into islam

Or may be just pee in the loo

 

[childishkillah]

Why do you stand while peeing

Pee molecules are not good- for your skin

You should sit while you pee or better squat

Youre welcome 3rd worlder

Peeing sitting down is an aristocratic upper-class trait.

 

[FiendFiend]

I was at my friend’s place yesterday morning because I had crashed at his place. He was awake and went to the kitchen while I went to the toilet. I start taking a piss and suddenly he’s blasting this song through his speakers. Super loud enough for his neighbors to hear.



I start caging so much I’m moving all over the place trying not to miss the bowl with my stream. Fortunately nothing spilled out.

He only played it because I’m Punjabi (he’s Iranian).

dude i keep seeing curry after curry post wtf is going on bro the great replacement is real

 

[romanstock]

He is but not for the reason you stated, but for playing music loud in the morning which disturbed his neighbours. You would understand that if you were White.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

I was at my friend’s place yesterday morning because I had crashed at his place. He was awake and went to the kitchen while I went to the toilet. I start taking a piss and suddenly he’s blasting this song through his speakers. Super loud enough for his neighbors to hear.



I start caging so much I’m moving all over the place trying not to miss the bowl with my stream. Fortunately nothing spilled out.

He only played it because I’m Punjabi (he’s Iranian).

nah that shit is funny asf ur friends a goat