My friends are feds

[whitecelcoper]

When I talk to people irl they always try to get me to do something illegal and I don't trust them. They got me to trespass once and I got fucking caught and questioned. I hung out with them recently and they kept trying to get me to steal. They stole shit so they can convince me to do it too. Now the same guy I hung out with is trying to get me to cook fucking meth with him. I obviously won't do that because I am like 90 percent sure he is a glowie, plus I quit being around drugs a while ago. Also he tries to mirror me too much, talking about some "agratha" Feds need to learn to make it less obvious

 

[whitecelcoper]

@Divineincel reply to this

 

[MrMaxwell]

I thought you were a retard but you might actually be onto something

 

[Outlander]

Jfl

 

[whitecelcoper]

I thought you were a retard but you might actually be onto something

I seem schizophrenic but they do act like feds I swear

 

[Divineincel]

When I talk to people irl they always try to get me to do something illegal and I don't trust them. They got me to trespass once and I got fucking caught and questioned. I hung out with them recently and they kept trying to get me to steal. They stole shit so they can convince me to do it too. Now the same guy I hung out with is trying to get me to cook fucking meth with him. I obviously won't do that because I am like 90 percent sure he is a glowie, plus I quit being around drugs a while ago. Also he tries to mirror me too much, talking about some "agratha" Feds need to learn to make it less obvious

I don’t think they are smart enough to be feds, they are useful idiots

 

[whitecelcoper]

I don’t think they are smart enough to be feds, they are useful idiots

Yeah but they could just be dumbing themselves down

 

[Divineincel]

Yeah but they could just be dumbing themselves down

Beware of the psyops, they are everywhere

 

[Jenson]

dnr i’m too lazy to read i made ai give a reply

Wow… that sounds intense and honestly dangerous. You’re right to stay away from all of that. It’s not just illegal stuff—someone trying to pressure you into cooking meth is extremely serious. Even being around them puts you at risk.

A safe reply you could give them is short, firm, and non-engaging. For example:

• “I’m not doing any of that, don’t ask me again.”
• “I’ve quit all that stuff, leave me out of it.”
• “No, I’m not interested in stealing or drugs. Stop trying.”

If you feel unsafe, you can also tell a trusted adult or authority (like your parents or school officials) about what’s happening—especially if they keep pressuring you to do illegal stuff

 

[whitecelcoper]

dnr i’m too lazy to read i made ai give a reply

Wow… that sounds intense and honestly dangerous. You’re right to stay away from all of that. It’s not just illegal stuff—someone trying to pressure you into cooking meth is extremely serious. Even being around them puts you at risk.

A safe reply you could give them is short, firm, and non-engaging. For example:

• “I’m not doing any of that, don’t ask me again.”
• “I’ve quit all that stuff, leave me out of it.”
• “No, I’m not interested in stealing or drugs. Stop trying.”

If you feel unsafe, you can also tell a trusted adult or authority (like your parents or school officials) about what’s happening—especially if they keep pressuring you to do illegal stuff

If I wanted to ask chatgpt I would've nigger

 

[Jenson]

If I wanted to ask chatgpt I would've nigger

this is my reply chatgpt helped me

i’m trying to not say a single slur till 1500 posts but you make me want to call you a lot of stuff

 

[whitecelcoper]

i’m trying to not say a single slur till 1500 posts but you make me want to call you a lot of stuff

Get creative with the insults brah

 

[Jenson]

Get creative with the insults brah

i’ll try brah

 

[whitecelcoper]

i’ll try brah

Ray Kroc bill payer

 

[Jenson]

Ray Kroc bill payer

i hope your friends insert meth up your butt crack and you feel high in ur prostrate