My friends sex fail jfl GTFIH

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Basically, yall know what lidocaine cream is right?
Its a cream the people usually use during injections to numb the nerves in the skin
WELL? U can put it on the tip of your dick to make you last longer with foids in bed because you aint as stimulated
I used it once. It worked. I gave the cream for my friend to try out

BUT
he used it wrong

.
Instead of waiting 20 min for it to absorb and then wipe it off
he put the cream on and started fucking straight away.


Stupid nigga

she got the cream in her pussy and they were fucking for like 10min and no one felt a thing
noone orgasmed
both of them were confused
then when he googled symptom why cant orgasm
for some reason she saw stds
and got mad at him
and broke up.
jfl
 
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isnt sex supposed to be enjoyable. yall ngas take this shit too far.
 
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Basically, yall know what lidocaine cream is right?
Its a cream the people usually use during injections to numb the nerves in the skin
WELL? U can put it on the tip of your dick to make you last longer with foids in bed because you aint as stimulated
I used it once. It worked. I gave the cream for my friend to try out

BUT
he used it wrong

.
Instead of waiting 20 min for it to absorb and then wipe it off
he put the cream on and started fucking straight away.


Stupid nigga

she got the cream in her pussy and they were fucking for like 10min and no one felt a thing
noone orgasmed
both of them were confused
then when he googled symptom why cant orgasm
for some reason she saw stds
and got mad at him
and broke up.
jfl
being smart its important
 
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lmaoo shoulda stuck to viagra
 
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this shit like a curb your enthusiasm skit
 
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@halfwaythere
 
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