My friends want to gift me a prostitute for my birth day [IMPORTANT THREAD]

[sensei]

Depressing shit ngl

My friends told me they want to pay for me because i Always talk about this "blackpill" thing and its my b day ffs

I dont really feel Like doing this


@realklay11
@sensei
@Ada Mustang
@FailedNormieManlet
@SMESH
@BearBoy

Thoughts guys?

idk bro never had experience with escorts

 

[Deleted member 15069]

Im not a fucking truecell , im just a manlet thats having a tough time in a taller country but i manage IOI and touching by having a good face and body i Will ascend in this Balkan ogre shithole watch me whip watch me nae nae

I wasn’t calling you a truecel, I was saying you’re probably incredibly non NT. You yourself said you say a lot of blackpill shit to your friends JFL

 

[Deleted member 17430]

Your friend is most definitely getting you a clean high-end escort, not some dirty cheap hooker from the streets.
They take rigorous care of their hygiene and protection. They regularly serve rich, influential men as well. I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Most people who have HIV are drug addicts and faggots.

The possibility of catching HIV as a straight guy is actually incredibly low. I get it, these numbers don't even look real with all we hear about the dangers of catching HIV, but they are indeed legit. You basically have to be an absolute degenerate who has unspeakable amounts of unprotected sex with strangers to get it. Or if you are a retard and you have sex with wounded scratched genitals.

The possibility of catching HIV from eating a girl out is almost zero. Unless she's on her period and you have cuts on your mouth. But escorts don't usually work when it's their period anyway.