my fuckass mum won't get decent protein powder

[confirmgy]

so im trying to eat more protein

but this bitch thinks too much meat is bad and i need fibre and more carbs

so i wanted to start drinking protein shakes and shit

but now shes making me get god damn pea protein and pumpkin seed protein powder

what should i do

 

[vitaminD]

maybe just get the protein powder you want? are you 8 years old?

 

[tokaeyyer]

don’t get protein powder dnr

 

[confirmgy]

maybe just get the protein powder you want? are you 8 years old?

its expensive and hard to source

 

[confirmgy]

don’t get protein powder dnr

nigga what the fuck else am i meant to do

 

[Deleted member 118553]

so im trying to eat more protein

but this bitch thinks too much meat is bad and i need fibre and more carbs

so i wanted to start drinking protein shakes and shit

but now shes making me get god damn pea protein and pumpkin seed protein powder

what should i do

so glad both my parents are nd and nowhere near bluepilled

 

[Deleted member 118553]

nigga what the fuck else am i meant to do

eat lots of protein naturally

 

[tokaeyyer]

nigga what the fuck else am i meant to do

just eat regular red meat which is not gonna kill your test and makes u bloated

 

[trench]

nigga what the fuck else am i meant to do

eat meat

 

[hasba1feuj]

respect your mom

 

[confirmgy]

so glad both my parents are nd and nowhere near bluepilled

you should be

 

[confirmgy]

respect your mom

i love her and shit but shes so stupid and thinks she knows best tryna make me eat plant shit

 

[confirmgy]

eat meat

butchers is only open during school hours so i literally cant and also its expensive

 

[Loruki]

i love her and shit but shes so stupid and thinks she knows best tryna make me eat plant shit

over

 

[Valeqs]

 

[trench]

butchers is only open during school hours so i literally cant and also its expensive

get a job ?

 

[hasba1feuj]

i love her and shit but shes so stupid and thinks she knows best tryna make me eat plant shit

you dont love her if you dont respect her

 

[Loruki]

butchers is only open during school hours so i literally cant and also its expensive

steal the meat and eat it raw while ur running

 

[confirmgy]

just eat regular red meat which is not gonna kill your test and makes u bloated

how tf is protein powder gonna kill my test and make me bloated

 

[confirmgy]

steal the meat and eat it raw while ur running

lmao

 

[tokaeyyer]

how tf is protein powder gonna kill my test and make me bloated

i won’t explain do your research retard

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

so im trying to eat more protein

but this bitch thinks too much meat is bad and i need fibre and more carbs

so i wanted to start drinking protein shakes and shit

but now shes making me get god damn pea protein and pumpkin seed protein powder

what should i do

Some frozen blueberries with protein and an egg is baller and delicious

I'm gonna make one rn

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i won’t explain do your research retard

True he should inject T

 

[Corpuscula]

so im trying to eat more protein

but this bitch thinks too much meat is bad and i need fibre and more carbs

so i wanted to start drinking protein shakes and shit

but now shes making me get god damn pea protein and pumpkin seed protein powder

what should i do

just go buy some greek non fat yogurt bud, costs 2 bucks for 75g of protein and 500 calories

 

[confirmgy]

get a job ?

nigger I live in this rich jew town so theres nowhere that will even hire. theres not even a fucking mcdonalds or anything. we have like 3 pubs, a gym and a sainsburys so the only other places i can get hired are like 30 minute journeys + i would have to pay for public transport (the immigrant air would looksmin me) and i applied to this fuckass mcdonalds and got rejected because i could only work weekends

 

[confirmgy]

i won’t explain do your research retard

thanks kid so helpful how about you kill yourself

 

[IrishSlayer1483]

its expensive and hard to source

get a job on the weekends and like a 1/5th of ur paycheck can get a tub of protein powder

 

[trench]

nigger I live in this rich jew town so theres nowhere that will even hire. theres not even a fucking mcdonalds or anything. we have like 3 pubs, a gym and a sainsburys so the only other places i can get hired are like 30 minute journeys + i would have to pay for public transport (the immigrant air would looksmin me) and i applied to this fuckass mcdonalds and got rejected because i could only work weekends

oh well it never started bhai

consider reincarnation

 

[trench]

how tf is protein powder gonna kill my test and make me bloated

soy

 

[confirmgy]

Some frozen blueberries with protein and an egg is baller and delicious

I'm gonna make one rn

yo i actually have the ingredients for this gimme a cheeky tutorial please and ill go do it (even if i have to use faggot protein powder)

 

[Corpuscula]

its expensive and hard to source

getting protein powder is actually stupid

nigger I live in this rich jew town so theres nowhere that will even hire. theres not even a fucking mcdonalds or anything. we have like 3 pubs, a gym and a sainsburys so the only other places i can get hired are like 30 minute journeys + i would have to pay for public transport (the immigrant air would looksmin me) and i applied to this fuckass mcdonalds and got rejected because i could only work weekends

scam ngas online its the only way for us to get money when those stupid mfs wont take us

 

[Corpuscula]

n

get a job on the weekends and like a 1/5th of ur paycheck can get a tub of protein powder

nga its not that easy

 

[tokaeyyer]

thanks kid so helpful how about you kill yourself

sure bud keep listening to your great mom and beg her to buy you protein powder it’s gonna ascend you!!

 

[confirmgy]

soy

what the fuck actually is soy like where does it come from and what does it do but thanks bro

 

[confirmgy]

get a job on the weekends and like a 1/5th of ur paycheck can get a tub of protein powder

im guessing your unemployed

 

[confirmgy]

sure bud keep listening to your great mom and beg her to buy you protein powder it’s gonna ascend you!!

just need her to use common sense then yeah it will ascend me (im heightminned and recessed)

 

[tokaeyyer]

just need her to use common sense then yeah it will ascend me (im heightminned and recessed)

then it’s not worth even trying you either hardmax or just quit living

 

[Deleted member 118553]

i love her and shit but shes so stupid and thinks she knows best tryna make me eat plant shit

then explain it to her you need this for growth tell her you want to make your own choices and meat is best for now when developing. she’ll obviously know plant based isn’t good for someone who’s growing up so make it clear to her you really want to be able to do your own shit

 

[Corpuscula]

just need her to use common sense then yeah it will ascend me (im heightminned and recessed)

how about you just explain why she's wrong respectuflly?

 

[Deleted member 118553]

getting protein powder is actually stupid

scam ngas online its the only way for us to get money when those stupid mfs wont take us

how would you scam people?

 

[confirmgy]

then it’s not worth even trying you either hardmax or just quit living

on god i need to reincarnate but atm i may as well try. somehow not even ugly even tho my mum fed me faggot food when i was a baby

 

[IrishSlayer1483]

im guessing your unemployed

i work at mac donalds on the weekend. ez money ur just lazy

 

[Corpuscula]

how would you scam people?

secret

 

[confirmgy]

how about you just explain why she's wrong respectuflly?

i tried but she has a fucking temper and always flips out (the unemployed b word just listens to 8 health podcasts a day instead of using her human instinct to eat whats fucking healthy) no matter what i say she just gets pissed

 

[Deleted member 118553]

secret

so you’re a cool fraudster hacker who has rolex watches and is known on telegram?

 

[Deleted member 102239]

Just become self sufficient. If you want something done right by your mandates then you will always have to do it yourself. Your mum, wife or anybody else is always going to disagree with you.

i tried but she has a fucking temper and always flips out (the unemployed b word just listens to 8 health podcasts a day instead of using her human instinct to eat whats fucking healthy) no matter what i say she just gets pissed

Yeah because your instincts tell you to eat protein powder.

Fucking moron

 

[Deleted member 118553]

i tried but she has a fucking temper and always flips out (the unemployed b word just listens to 8 health podcasts a day instead of using her human instinct to eat whats fucking healthy) no matter what i say she just gets pissed

honestly man besides makeup coloured contacts gym etc average softmaxxing which probably won’t work there isn’t much hope for you. it’s mainly puberty that ascends people but you’re 17

 

[confirmgy]

then explain it to her you need this for growth tell her you want to make your own choices and meat is best for now when developing. she’ll obviously know plant based isn’t good for someone who’s growing up so make it clear to her you really want to be able to do your own shit

on god i dont even know if she can realise that meat is necessary for development. she has like 2kg of fanny licker protein powder from these fuckass sources like seeds and vegetables and shit. tho i did convince her to let me get creatine because even she knows that theres literally no side effects

 

[confirmgy]

Just become self sufficient. If you want something done right by your mandates then you will always have to do it yourself. Your mum, wife or anybody else is always going to disagree with you.

Yeah because your instincts tell you to eat protein powder.

Fucking moron

my instinct tells me to eat meat. protein powder is the best alternative because im neither allowed or financially capable of eating only meat like i would in nature

 

[Deleted member 118553]

on god i dont even know if she can realise that meat is necessary for development. she has like 2kg of fanny licker protein powder from these fuckass sources like seeds and vegetables and shit. tho i did convince her to let me get creatine because even she knows that theres literally no side effects

blud id go gorilla mode on the bitch if she was my mother