My fucking brother just got his 4th girlfriend at 14

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Meanwhile I'm FUCKING rotting at 17 with no girlfriend whatsoever. The girl is a tall fucking blonde stacey with blue eyes, I'd never stand a chance with a girl like that.

Every single day, I pray this world burns to ashes because of a societal collapse or an apocalypse where only I and a few other people survive.
 
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it must feel bad getting mogged by younger brother jfl
 
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show pics of your brother
 
He's almost 2 inches taller than me
Giphy 3
 
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your Height ?
5'11..... I've literally had parents of my friends say he looks older and better developed than me. My own sister laughed about how he was taller than me while we were standing. I hope he dies from a car crash or something tbh
 
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Meanwhile I'm turning 20 soon and virgin. If life is a movie this probably sadder than joker.
 
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Muh looks theory
 
Is your bother superior facially to you as well? Or just hieght
 
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5'11..... I've literally had parents of my friends say he looks older and better developed than me. My own sister laughed about how he was taller than me while we were standing. I hope he dies from a car crash or something tbh
I mean, it does suck to get mogged but not exactly his fault for having the right genetics and shit.
 
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Ropefuel.

Apocalypse does sound really fun ngl
 
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Is your bother superior facially to you as well? Or just hieght
Mostly height. My orbitals are 10 times better for sure he even has a NCT. He has a better chin tho
 
Is your bother superior facially to you as well? Or just hieght
I assume he is if hes already on his 4th girlfriend meanwhile OP posts on this forum
 
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I assume he is if hes already on his 4th girlfriend meanwhile OP posts on this forum
Op can be a fucking lunatic as far as I am concerned.
Just wondered if that was the reason.
Mostly height. My orbitals are 10 times better for sure he even has a NCT. He has a better chin tho
So basically you eye mog him to oblivion?
 
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Tell him to share some of his hoes with you. if he's a real brother he wouldn't possibly say no.

Kill him in Incel rage if he says no.
 
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Only 2 inch gap which is easily fraudable and you got better face if he is slaying that insanely why not you? Ur retarded. Go out and fucking slay.
 
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Ask him if he shares
 
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Op can be a fucking lunatic as far as I am concerned.
Just wondered if that was the reason.

So basically you eye mog him to oblivion?
Yup. I'll pm you my eyes and his soon
 
smell his finger
 
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[Blackpill] My fucking girlfriend just got his 14th brother at 4
 
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Height mogged by your younger brother is suifuel

not only that his brother is 6'1 at 14! he'll likely grow to 6'3 assuming he'll have another growth spurt. I have no idea how Gudru copes!
 
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Just turn off from your family
 
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not only that his brother is 6'1 at 14! he'll likely grow to 6'3 assuming he'll have another growth spurt. I have no idea how Gudru copes!
I CANNOT COPE BOYO
 
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It is what it is, accept the youngest brother superiority :cool:
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We have the best genes, you old brothers were just the beta version, we are the final version with all the glitches and bugs fixed :lul:
 
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It is what it is, accept the youngest brother superiority :cool:
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We have the best genes, you old brothers were just the beta version, we are the final version with all the glitches and bugs fixed :lul:
Blocked
 
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what the fuck people below 16 have girlfriends?
fuaaark
 
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Sounds shit.. how do you cope?
 
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Mostly height. My orbitals are 10 times better for sure he even has a NCT. He has a better chin tho
hes got a socialcircle while you dont

i dont even have to guess it, its probably true
 
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My cousin just laughed about the the height difference as we were at my aunt and uncle. I want to rope
 

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