FailedNormieManlet
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Because you sick fuckers found the very possibility of me being perved on by some homosexual cagefuel, I've decided on making a part 2, while this might sound like a homoerotic fan-fiction, my dear reader I assure all which is being typed is 100% true.
It was about 6am and I had woken up in a cold sweat from a nightmare, possibly stressed due to me lying to the muslim chick, and I was freaking out a little/contemplating shit a bit too hard. I text my fag flatmate if he has a cig, he came through and blessed me up with a smoke.
So we both sat outside smoking and I started talking about my girl "issues" if you'd like to say. Mfker then tells me "I can't blame them, you're a perfect boyfriend. Think about it you're cute, funny and have a life, ofc they want to clamp/keep you". Was probably the most homosexual thing another man had told me, the topic then diverted to homosexuals where I showed him a pic of some guy I used to f with, but we no longer chill since he decided to become a communist femboy (I am dead serious, that faggot even has aspergers LOL talk about being dealt a bad hand in life). Anyways after I show my fag flatmate that pic of the abomination, he then proceeds to show me a picture of him wearing a maid outfit....
I ask him why the fuck he bought one and told me it was a dare and he didn't really mean being gay... Mfker is such a homosexual I swear. Wears maid outfit, calls me cute, constantly wants me outside/wants to hang out with me and loves to just hear me speak. My other friend/flatmate told me he saw the look in the niggas eyes, the sort of look you get when in love. Idk how much of that was fantasy on his part, but I am suspecting my flatmate's evident homosexuality will come out one day, perhaps in a violent flood of frustration in one big burst, where he proceeds to ask me out or even just jacks off to me.
He has been complimenting my perm now too for a while, the most homosexual comment being "wow, we used to be in the same league before. But you got that perm, you look like you're in a higher league than me, you look amazing".
I don't mind the comments in all honesty, but they are a little unsettling when he starts calling me cute. I'm sure he means well, but fuck me this nigga gay.
Irrelevant life update:- Got 3 dates scheduled for this week, w 3 diff girls. I'm thinking of cancelling with one of the girls because she keeps trying to test my frame but fails in breaking it. I've been getting double and triple texts from this bitch, I tell her we get coffee, she says cinema, I tell her no, then she asks if we can go tim hortons. Ffs you bitch, I cba to do deal with her bullshit already.
It was about 6am and I had woken up in a cold sweat from a nightmare, possibly stressed due to me lying to the muslim chick, and I was freaking out a little/contemplating shit a bit too hard. I text my fag flatmate if he has a cig, he came through and blessed me up with a smoke.
So we both sat outside smoking and I started talking about my girl "issues" if you'd like to say. Mfker then tells me "I can't blame them, you're a perfect boyfriend. Think about it you're cute, funny and have a life, ofc they want to clamp/keep you". Was probably the most homosexual thing another man had told me, the topic then diverted to homosexuals where I showed him a pic of some guy I used to f with, but we no longer chill since he decided to become a communist femboy (I am dead serious, that faggot even has aspergers LOL talk about being dealt a bad hand in life). Anyways after I show my fag flatmate that pic of the abomination, he then proceeds to show me a picture of him wearing a maid outfit....
I ask him why the fuck he bought one and told me it was a dare and he didn't really mean being gay... Mfker is such a homosexual I swear. Wears maid outfit, calls me cute, constantly wants me outside/wants to hang out with me and loves to just hear me speak. My other friend/flatmate told me he saw the look in the niggas eyes, the sort of look you get when in love. Idk how much of that was fantasy on his part, but I am suspecting my flatmate's evident homosexuality will come out one day, perhaps in a violent flood of frustration in one big burst, where he proceeds to ask me out or even just jacks off to me.
He has been complimenting my perm now too for a while, the most homosexual comment being "wow, we used to be in the same league before. But you got that perm, you look like you're in a higher league than me, you look amazing".
I don't mind the comments in all honesty, but they are a little unsettling when he starts calling me cute. I'm sure he means well, but fuck me this nigga gay.
Irrelevant life update:- Got 3 dates scheduled for this week, w 3 diff girls. I'm thinking of cancelling with one of the girls because she keeps trying to test my frame but fails in breaking it. I've been getting double and triple texts from this bitch, I tell her we get coffee, she says cinema, I tell her no, then she asks if we can go tim hortons. Ffs you bitch, I cba to do deal with her bullshit already.
