My gf is pregnant

EuphoricAsianNormie

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5 weeks ago, a nutted in my gf during a hookup, now she is actually pregnant.

I want my son or daughter to mog me.

What are some of the best foods to feed to an infant?
 
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How that nigga gonna come out:

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@PEENO08 @ltnbrownacnecel
 
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5 weeks ago, a nutted in my gf during a hookup, now she is actually pregnant.

I want my son or daughter to mog me.

What are some of the best foods to feed to an infant?
NIGGA ITS OVER FOR YOUR SON :lul: IF TS ISNT LARP THAT IS U UGLY GOOK TRUECEL :feelskek:
 
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5 weeks ago, a nutted in my gf during a hookup, now she is actually pregnant.

I want my son or daughter to mog me.

What are some of the best foods to feed to an infant?

If u have a son, will he join this forum?
 
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NIGGA ITS OVER FOR YOUR SON :lul: IF TS ISNT LARP THAT IS U UGLY GOOK TRUECEL :feelskek:
My gf could be pregnant with a girl.

I am not a manlet, I am 5'10", my gf is around 5'7", so certainly my son or daughter has strong height potential

My gf is hapa, which means his chances of having good features is greater than that of a full Asian. My child would be 30% caucasoid.
 
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If u have a son, will he join this forum?
I am going to make sure he has the best possible upbringing, since I am 5'10" and my gf is 5'7", he will certainly have a decent height. I will help him looksmaxx, so he never has to join this forum.
 
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5 weeks ago, a nutted in my gf during a hookup, now she is actually pregnant.

I want my son or daughter to mog me.

What are some of the best foods to feed to an infant?
woah
 
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I am going to give my son the best upbringing, so he never has to be apart of this forum.
 
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Make sure your girlfriend eats healthy first. Take care of her, anything bad will effect the kid
 
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My gf could be pregnant with a girl.

I am not a manlet, I am 5'10", my gf is around 5'7", so certainly my son or daughter has strong height potential

My gf is hapa, which means his chances of having good features is greater than that of a full Asian. My child would be 30% caucasoid.
If your kid is a girl then she 200% bringing back home da EBILRU WHAITU MANNU as her husband :lul:
 
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NIGGA ITS OVER FOR YOUR SON :lul: IF TS ISNT LARP THAT IS U UGLY GOOK TRUECEL :feelskek:
Every single pajeeta should have its womb forcibly extracted by metal claws while still conscious and rabid dogs tear it apart
 
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over, abort those genes while you an
 
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Your subhuman genes already sealed his fate
My eyes are rounder than your eyes and is a natural double eyelid, plus my gf being a hapa certainly helps his or her fate.
 
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future ER in the making
 
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tag me when he ropes
 
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She currently eats raw eggs and steak.
Good. Make sure she’s as stress-free as possible too and getting a lot of healthy sugars in.

If you’re not trolling good luck AsianCel.
 
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@hotcheetoboy @Maxillular
 
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Leave the forum and never mention it to anyone again

Imagine finding out your dad was a .org user jfl
 
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Breastfeeding for 2 years is ideal
 
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bro.
Make sure ur gf takes no pills especially tylenol

The child should be breast fed only, no fucking formula
 
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bro.
Make sure ur gf takes no pills especially tylenol

The child should be breast fed only, no fucking formula
and everything else is really just simple, no overly processed shit and make sure ur gf doesn't eat goyslop either cuz when the niglets in the womb it also matters for good development
 
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OP Congratulations buddy

Make sure he gets breast fed until the age of 2 (even if his teeth grow in, find a way). Needs to be significantly more time than average.

Make sure he doesn't get stressed as a child and don't feed goyslop or processed sugar.

Only raw meat and fruit.

Get raw muscle meat from the butcher it should be safe. As for raw organs you will need to go to the farm.
 
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are u gonna teach him about the blackpill
 
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My eyes are rounder than your eyes and is a natural double eyelid, plus my gf being a hapa certainly helps his or her fate.
Rounded eyes are literally a bad thing dumbfuck as long as they not coinslots :lul:
This nigga has the most retarded takes ever hes low iq af on top of being a chink
 
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OP Congratulations buddy

Make sure he gets breast fed until the age of 2 (even if his teeth grow in, find a way). Needs to be significantly more time than average.

Make sure he doesn't get stressed as a child and don't feed goyslop or processed sugar.

Only raw meat and fruit.

Get raw muscle meat from the butcher it should be safe. As for raw organs you will need to go to the farm.
Also since you're oldcel the chances of him turning out autistic or deformed is much higher so

Watch out for that
 
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im lowkey shocked ngl

@EuphoricAsianNormie didn’t expect an escortmaxxer to have a kid :feelsthink:

anyways ik i’ve shit talked you here before but congrats, and good luck with the kid

fatherhood is a gift :feelsokman: i’m sure you’ll be a great dad
 
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Rounded eyes are literally a bad thing dumbfuck as long as they not coinslots :lul:
This nigga has the most retarded takes ever hes low iq af on top of being a chink
You self admitted to having 82 IQ.

The projection from you is insane quite frankly
 
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5 weeks ago, a nutted in my gf during a hookup, now she is actually pregnant.

I want my son or daughter to mog me.

What are some of the best foods to feed to an infant?
Infants only need breast milk.
 
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forgot to account for the gook genes

he should eat organs and drink blood babies love liver
I am 10% Caucasoid, my gf is literally a Hapa, so my son or daughter is going to be 30% caucasoid.
 
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im lowkey shocked ngl

@EuphoricAsianNormie didn’t expect an escortmaxxer to have a kid :feelsthink:

anyways ik i’ve shit talked you here before but congrats, and good luck with the kid

fatherhood is a gift :feelsokman: i’m sure you’ll be a great dad
He already failed at being a good parent by giving his kid his genes :feelskek:
 
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He already failed at being a good parent by giving his kid his genes :feelskek:
You will never even be a parent

Having kids and passing down your genes is the ultimate biological goal of every human being

Fucking idiot JFL

He's already succeeded as a human being which you will never do, you will never have any kids and your bloodline ends with you.
 
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You will never even be a parent

Having kids and passing down your genes is the ultimate biological goal of every human being

Fucking idiot JFL

He's already succeeded as a human being which you will never do, you will never have any kids and your bloodline ends with you.
By choice unlike you eho has to dream up some unicorn mongoloid mogger pheno thay doesnt exist to cope with ur utter gook subhumanity :feelskek: vicariously living through "changs" and arguing gook supremacy when its clear they are utterly inferior
I pity you tbh
Accept reality
 
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You will never even be a parent

Having kids and passing down your genes is the ultimate biological goal of every human being

Fucking idiot JFL

He's already succeeded as a human being which you will never do, you will never have any kids and your bloodline ends with you.
isn’t peen east asian himself? jfl arguing with a literal self-hating cuck
 
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By choice unlike you eho has to dream up some unicorn mongoloid mogger pheno thay doesnt exist to cope with ur utter gook subhumanity :feelskek: vicariously living through "changs" and arguing gook supremacy when its clear they are utterly inferior
I pity you tbh
Accept reality
Dumb gook got his cortisol spiked so badly he can't even spell right :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:


You do fucking realize

That no matter what

You will die as a gook

And you will live out the rest of your life as a gook

No amount of surgeries will change your race. That's physically impossible JFLLL

Might as well learn to love it BUDDY




This nigga really thinks he gets a pass at shitting on other gooks despite being a gigatruecel tiny-dicked korean himself JFLL
Cope harder, you will live out every single day of the rest of your life as the race you were born as
Cope harder, you will live out every single day of the rest of your life as the race you were born as
Cope harder, you will live out every single day of the rest of your life as the race you were born as

Who died and made you Kim Jong Un? Better yet who died and made you the White slayer who has the status to shit on gooks JFLLLLL
 
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kill him before its too late, that kids gonna live a incel life
 
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isn’t peen east asian himself? jfl arguing with a literal self-hating cuck
He's a absolute retard jfl

Nigga thinks that just because he's self-hating it makes him non-Asian so he gets to shit on asians :lul::lul::lul:

like it doesn't work that way buddy, at the end of the day he's still Asian AF whether he likes it or not and there's nothing he can do about it.
 
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kill him before its too late, that kids gonna live a incel life
My gf is 5'7", that alone assures that he is not going to be a manlet based on genetics. She is also a hapa and I am 10% Tadjik, so my child would be 30% Caucasian.
 
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He's already succeeded as a human being which you will never do, you will never have any kids and your bloodline ends with you.
Passing down shit genes isn't an acomplishment.
 
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