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"height increase shoe soles"

how over is it for me?
 
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say it was for a manlet friend or something
 
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97% of men wants to be taller
who cares its expected
 
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yeah but your gf is a postwall roastie so who cares 🥰
 
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As long it dosent explicity say height increasing soles, you could just bullshit and say that its for comfort or something
 
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"height increase shoe soles"

how over is it for me?
time to test if she loves you ig, just say you feel bothered by it and think itd help your confidence, i think ur best option is to own it theres no way around it
 
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Just say someone hacked your Amazon account.
 
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Give her a Dahmer lobotomy before it’s too late and she leaves you
 
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TBH, HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS i think are a DIRECT CONSEQUENCE of STATUS-PILL.

While Height is dimorphic, i do not believe it can override all other dimorphic qualities altogether just like that...

The reason why it DOES override every other quality, including face, is that because in SOYCIETY, your face does not matter as much as your height.

By being short, the woman knows she will be looked upon as lower-status, if she is dating a short man, since he is short himself. Even if the tall man is ugly, and sexually-speaking a shorter guy with more attractive face would be more preferable for breeding, it is still a WAY too unacceptable sacrifice in social status for a woman.

I literally never saw a situation, where people said: "Oh he is so short, but his face is beautiful", but i literally heard "oh he is ugly BUT he is so TALL and SEXY!" :feelsmega:

It actually follows the line of reasoning that

STATUS >>> EVERYTHING ELSE

What is Race? It is status-measurement in disguise.
What is Height? It is status-measurement in disguise.
What is Money? It is status measurement in disguise.

All THREE surpass FACE.
 
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if she is below htb fuck that hoe lol
 
As long it dosent explicity say height increasing soles, you could just bullshit and say that its for comfort or something
it said exactly that, 8 different kinds
 
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Just say someone hacked your Amazon account.
High IQ post. I think this is the only solution to salvage my relationship
 
if she is below htb fuck that hoe lol
she hasn't said a word about it, I just saw her scrolling through and stopping and those for a while, she was probably thinking about some NBA player picking me up and throwing me over a cliff by palming my head in his giant hands
 
i'm 5'7, so she knows damn well that I don't have friends
Say your orthopedist recommended it because you have leg length discrepancy or plantar fasciitis. (this are the real reasons for gettin lifts btw)

ofc only works if u ordered 1 inch, jfl if you bought 3,5 inch.
 
TBH, HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS i think are a DIRECT CONSEQUENCE of STATUS-PILL.

While Height is dimorphic, i do not believe it can override all other dimorphic qualities altogether just like that...

The reason why it DOES override every other quality, including face, is that because in SOYCIETY, your face does not matter as much as your height.

By being short, the woman knows she will be looked upon as lower-status, if she is dating a short man, since he is short himself. Even if the tall man is ugly, and sexually-speaking a shorter guy with more attractive face would be more preferable for breeding, it is still a WAY too unacceptable sacrifice in social status for a woman.

I literally never saw a situation, where people said: "Oh he is so short, but his face is beautiful", but i literally heard "oh he is ugly BUT he is so TALL and SEXY!" :feelsmega:

It actually follows the line of reasoning that

STATUS >>> EVERYTHING ELSE

What is Race? It is status-measurement in disguise.
What is Height? It is status-measurement in disguise.
What is Money? It is status measurement in disguise.

All THREE surpass FACE.
Money is cope I am incel even tho my dad is a money mogger
 
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Say your orthopedist recommended it because you have leg length discrepancy or plantar fasciitis. (this are the real reasons for gettin lifts btw)

ofc only works if u ordered 1 inch, jfl if you bought 3,5 inch.
I ordered everything from 1 inch to 3.5 (or maybe 4.5 I can't remember), but maybe she doesn't know about that
 
Money is cope I am incel even tho my dad is a money mogger
Well, GET HIS MONEY, and do not be shy to use it. If you are autistic, ofc you cannot use that money properly.

Gimme that cash, i guarantee i fuck a lot of women in very short amount of time... you need to approach women and flaunt your wealth.

e.g. if you are on tinder, make pics with fancy cars, in fancy restaurants, with other rich people... and c the results yourself.
 
Did they arrive btw?
no I live in Chad Zealand where our postal system is runned by diversity hires so it will take a few months
 
Well, GET HIS MONEY, and do not be shy to use it. If you are autistic, ofc you cannot use that money properly.

Gimme that cash, i guarantee i fuck a lot of women in very short amount of time... you need to approach women and flaunt your wealth.

e.g. if you are on tinder, make pics with fancy cars, in fancy restaurants, with other rich people... and c the results yourself.
My dad has a g wagon how can I use it to get bitches. I’m not on tinder it’s cope for subchad. I refuse to approach women tho and I don’t have social circle I ldar at home mostly.
 
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My dad has a g wagon how can I use it to get bitches. I’m not on tinder it’s cope for subchad. I refuse to approach women tho and I don’t have social circle I ldar at home mostly.
Well then ofc money is useless for you, if you sit at home. Do you think they fall from the sky? You have to work. Getting sex is. a full-time job.
 
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well, I guess you've got to kill her
 
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Well then ofc money is useless for you, if you sit at home. Do you think they fall from the sky? You have to work. Getting sex is. a full-time job.
I will just ldar while I looksmax and gymaxx and lose my virginity to escort this other stuff sound too hard for my incel brain. I will lose my virginity in august maybe
 
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well, I guess you've got to kill her
My borthrr wore my shoes that had lifts in them an she was like damn this makes me tall af (he is 6’ at 16 so he was prolly 6,1.5 in my lifts). I said they were orthotic insoles and he believed it because my lifts are like 3 liftss I jammed into my shoe and they are comfy ish
 
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tell her that you accidentally bought them while searching for leg lengthening on the internet
 
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I literally never saw a situation, where people said: "Oh he is so short, but his face is beautiful", but i literally heard "oh he is ugly BUT he is so TALL and SEXY!" :feelsmega:
ngl i see much more of the complete opposite, but thats probably because im a teenager
 
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how over is it for me?


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"rope, 200cm"
 
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Next time she checks your Amazon:
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imagine thinking what your whore of a gf thinks OP
inject t, you low t cuck
 
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i told the last girl i fucked that i wanted leg lengthening surgery and sent her a video of how they do it
 
i told the last girl i fucked that i wanted leg lengthening surgery and sent her a video of how they do it
why would you do that? do you have no friends you can discuss that shit with?
 

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