My gf saw my real height listed on my drivers license and called me out on it...

[Catawampus]

So I accidentally left my wallet at her place last night. I ask her if its there and she says that it is after looking around for it. She then proceeds to look through it and sends me a picture of my license with my pre-looksmaxxed self on it and gaslights me saying you "were cute" (I wasn't.) She then texts me, "it says you're 5 ft 11" oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck she just called me out on my height frauding, I always told her I was 6 ft. I desperately think of reasons to explain the height difference, I tell her that it was two years ago and that they didn't actually measure me, I just told them my height and they put it on there. She says "oooh ok" as if it were a giant relief that I was not in fact a 5 ft 11 manlet, which I am. Reminder she is 5 ft 2.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

inferior genetics moment

 

[Tony]

> my gf

tales from the basement

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

> my gf

tales from the basement

Ugh. Poor guy's not even 5' 2". I feel bad now. He's gone that far to larp such a tale. Poor feller.

Let us all have a moment of silence for @Catawampus patheticness.

 

[Deleted member 13994]

why tf does your driving license have your height on it?

 

[BearBoy]

Kys you faggot ass nigger for going with a 5 2 abomination

 

[Tony]

Ugh. Poor guy's not even 5' 2". I feel bad now. He's gone that far to larp such a tale. Poor feller.

Let us all have a moment of silence for @Catawampus patheticness.

 

[Catawampus]

why tf does your driving license have your height on it?

Cus United States of cuckery

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Break up with her before she can

 

[Tusseleif]

Women legitimately think this is the difference between 5’11 and 6ft, it’s not a meme, it’s their mind.
Difference between number 5 and 6 is so different to women. Your 5’2 femlet gf almost having a mental breakdown over you being 5’11 and not an inch taller is proof of this

 

[Catawampus]

Kys you faggot ass nigger for going with a 5 2 abomination

 

[BearBoy]

Break up with her before she can

this 5 2 bitch def will break up with him and cheat

 

[metagross]

Women legitimately think this is the difference between 5’11 and 6ft, it’s not a meme, it’s their mind.
Difference between number 5 and 6 is so different to women. Your 5’2 femlet gf almost having a mental breakdown over you being 5’11 and not an inch taller is proof of this
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The thing is, in countries outside of the united states, where you use the metric system (an objectively better system), it doesn't even come up.
It's some very odd number, like 182.8 cm or something. No one would say: "I want my man to be atleast 182.8 cm tall.", because it just sounds dumb.

 

[Tusseleif]

The thing is, in countries outside of the united states, where you use the metric system (an objectively better system), it doesn't even come up.
It's some very odd number, like 182.8 cm or something. No one would say: "I want my man to be atleast 182.8 cm tall.", because it just sounds dumb.

Yeah in metric countries it’s usually 180 or 185 girls have as requirement, though I’ve seen a lot more 185 requirements lately. More accepting shorter girls might have 175 minimum but rare; taller girls could have 190 minimum but I haven’t seen this myself

 

[metagross]

Yeah in metric countries it’s usually 180 or 185 girls have as requirement, though I’ve seen a lot more 185 requirements lately. More accepting shorter girls might have 175 minimum but rare; taller girls could have 190 minimum but I haven’t seen this myself

I have never seen a single girl actually give a height requirement in european countries actually.

 

[Bewusst]

Hopefully you counted the money in it before leaving it there

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I have never seen a single girl actually give a height requirement in european countries actually.

Nah I've seen them it's usually 180cm minimum on most of their shit. Sometimes 190.

But I am glad I was 6' when I got my license at least

 

[CFW432]

why tf does your driving license have your height on it?

American drivers licenses have height on them. My original one says 6'1, when im now 6'0.

 

[John124]

So I accidentally left my wallet at her place last night. I ask her if its there and she says that it is after looking around for it. She then proceeds to look through it and sends me a picture of my license with my pre-looksmaxxed self on it and gaslights me saying you "were cute" (I wasn't.) She then texts me, "it says you're 5 ft 11" oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck she just called me out on my height frauding, I always told her I was 6 ft. I desperately think of reasons to explain the height difference, I tell her that it was two years ago and that they didn't actually measure me, I just told them my height and they put it on there. She says "oooh ok" as if it were a giant relief that I was not in fact a 5 ft 11 manlet, which I am. Reminder she is 5 ft 2.

I just say I got the drivers license when I was 16 and never corrected it

 

[Eezz]

You are such a fucking cuck, why do you come rant here about your gf everytime man the fuck up nigger

 

[Catawampus]

You are such a fucking cuck, why do you come rant here about your gf everytime man the fuck up nigger

I'm not a nigger you jewish son of a whore

 

[Elvisandreaa]

Yeah in metric countries it’s usually 180 or 185 girls have as requirement, though I’ve seen a lot more 185 requirements lately. More accepting shorter girls might have 175 minimum but rare; taller girls could have 190 minimum but I haven’t seen this myself

I saw a bitch from a Slavic country some days ago saying "If you aren't 190cm, you cannot break my heart" or sum shit

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Good save chad

 

[metagross]

Nah I've seen them it's usually 180cm minimum on most of their shit. Sometimes 190.

But I am glad I was 6' when I got my license at least

I don't know where you live but I've never seen it. But yes, I can definitely imagine it happening. Girls are pretty much the same across the entire world. (Broadly speaking, some very small cultural differences might be there, but in general they're the same)

 

[subhuman incel]

 

[Deleted member 9666]

Next time you renew your license, update the height to 6’. They don’t even measure you here in Canada. Mine says 178 when I’m 182. Pretty sure the lady just guessed when I was 16.

 

[evap0]

don't they measure you with your shoes on for your driving license lol

did for my friend anyway

 

[BigNigga69]

Kys you faggot ass nigger for going with a 5 2 abomination

This but unironically. We shouldn't be breeding such short annoying bitches.

 

[BearBoy]

This but unironically. We shouldn't be breeding such short annoying bitches.

I get fucking pissed when i see a short whore with a very tall guy

 

[Papal_Guard]

I saw a bitch from a Slavic country some days ago saying "If you aren't 190cm, you cannot break my heart" or sum shit

Should break her skull instead

 

[BearBoy]

Should break her skull instead

dont break her heart break her bed

 

[Papal_Guard]

dont break her heart break her bed

Break her supports so she collapses the entire bed when she sits down on it and can't sleep the entire night

 

[BigNigga69]

I get fucking pissed when i see a short whore with a very tall guy

how tall r u?

 

[Deleted member 12216]

Lol, you're a huge pussy.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Mine is an inch shorter than am I cause my height was measured as a teen.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

bro you could just say you grew 2inches or that they didn't measure you properly

one of my biggest fears is that one of my side-chicks finds my ID-Card/drivers license or that i get pulled over by a cop and have to identify myself, which would expose my name, age AND race frauding

i get PTSD every time i leave the house to meet one of them