My gf watched American Psycho recently and told me Christian Bale is the cutest guy ever

[Deleted member 11126]

I had Patrick Bateman as my avi on instagram so one day she asked who it was and I told her about the movie. She ended up watching it and told me she didn't like the fact that he killed people but that she wishes I looked like him.

JFL its over never have an attractive male as your profile it will remind people you are inferior irl.

 

[germanlooks]

she told me that she wishes I looked like him

Right at this moment your relationship ended

 

[dakchuh]

Right at this moment your relationship ended

shouldve dumped her on the spot when she said this

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Right at this moment your relationship ended

It was kind of as a joke in the previous sentence I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds.

I think she said it cause she was mad I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds. She thinks she's already anorexic but she isn't;

 

[Deleted member 16984]

She'll cheat on you, then make it look like it was your fault. You have to break up with her or else

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Ask her if he is cute in Bronson

 

[Deleted member 15827]

It was kind of as a joke in the previous sentence I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds.

I think she said it cause she was mad I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds. She thinks she's already anorexic but she isn't;

You can always be thinner..look better..

 

[Deleted member 11126]

You can always be thinner..look better..

I did once give a girl anorexia although this girl can easily lose 30 pounds got her to lose 8 so far... She looks decent now

The best part is even after they lose the weight they still keep low self esteem (if you do it right)

 

[Moggie]

Ask her if he is cute in Bronson

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Isn't that Tom Hardy?

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Isn't that Tom Hardy?

Yes .. my bad

 

[gtuktm]

I had Patrick Bateman as my avi on instagram so one day she asked who it was and I told her about the movie. She ended up watching it and told me she didn't like the fact that he killed people but that she wishes I looked like him.

JFL its over never have an attractive male as your profile it will remind people you are inferior irl.

i made my mom watch american psycho and she says she isnt atttacted to him, she really likes jared leto and ryan gosling though

 

[dirtydorito]

It was kind of as a joke in the previous sentence I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds.

I think she said it cause she was mad I told her she needs to lose 10 pounds. She thinks she's already anorexic but she isn't;

and so the coping begins

your relationship is over boyo, she said that to your face and you probably just laughed it off. sorry, it’s time to find a new girl, hope you learned your lesson