My girl caught me wearing concealer

[Mushroom]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

 

[MA_ascender]

rope

 

[Noir]

hide her body

 

[Hernan]

She's right you're gay.

 

[Mushroom]

She's right you're gay.

oh come on guys someone help ffs

 

[Scottrg]

"b-b-but baby i i looksmax"

 

[Mushroom]

"b-b-but baby i i looksmax"

 

[meathead]

oh come on guys someone help ffs

continue to wear it if u want

if u do everything that she wants she will lose respect for u
its normal to have disagreements

 

[JizzFarmer]

Only women are allowed to fraud

 

[Scottrg]

idk why laughing

 

[Deleted member 102114]

Youre the girlfriend now.

 

[Mushroom]

.

 

[Mushroom]

idk why laughing

rage bait

 

[IOS]

women are never too brutal like this

 

[shizuku11111]

my friend almost caught me wearing bb cream, idk how i got out of that shit, i just switched up the topic

 

[Scottrg]

rage bait

you sound so corny dawg

 

[heartshapedb0xes]

I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

No one’s perfect. If you genuinely look better with the concealer then just keep wearing it and she’ll eventually get used to it. Also where’s the pfp from?

 

[LVZZO]

I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Tales from subhumanistan

 

[Deleted member 44526]

just ignore and laugh lol, the more you justify the more you are failing the shit test

 

[Neucher]

Does she know it too?

 

[mangacel]

women are never too brutal like this

this is the least brutal example of a women

 

[Deleted member 64504]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

answer with "idfc bitch" and block her

 

[Deleted member 64504]

answer with "idfc bitch" and block her

if you want to keep her tho, say "ill do whatever i want". "its my face and i do whatever i want with it, if you want to leave the door is open", and them she will try to breakup but keep your frame and NOT call or message her just completely disappear. she will be back in a few days if you do everything right. if she doesnt she never even liked you and you are free to look for a girl who actually cares. if you dont do this to find out if she really likes you to go against her ego, she will surely cheat on you on the first opportunity

 

[Deleted member 64504]

if you want to keep her tho, say "ill do whatever i want". "its my face and i do whatever i want with it, if you want to leave the door is open", and them she will try to breakup but keep your frame and NOT call or message her just completely disappear. she will be back in a few days if you do everything right. if she doesnt she never even liked you and you are free to look for a girl who actually cares. if you dont do this to find out if she really likes you to go against her ego, she will surely cheat on you on the first opportunity

or you can just "amplify and exagerate". send her a pic with your face plastered in makeup just to piss her off and start behaving like a fag. them grab her by the neck and fuck her hard. you gotta turn into a real men niga

 

[Mushroom]

you sound so corny dawg

No one’s perfect. If you genuinely look better with the concealer then just keep wearing it and she’ll eventually get used to it. Also where’s the pfp from?

or you can just "amplify and exagerate". send her a pic with your face plastered in makeup just to piss her off and start behaving like a fag. them grab her by the neck and fuck her hard. you gotta turn into a real men niga

she said just don't do it you look better without it and told me fuck me, so we good, thanks for the advice man

 

[The Grinch]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

LOL what a nerd

 

[Deleted member 104030]

why do have @cucklek as your avi

that's doxxing!

i lowkey looked like that at 12-15 with the same glasses and haurcut and arm size

 

[Sadist]

sometimes foids ask me if im wearing mascara (i am, but minimal. my lashes are just that good and most people dont notice anyways), i just say “many people tell me that and i dont have a clue on why” or some shit.

also why the fuck wear concealer, only use that shit for hickeys jfl

 

[cheiramaganza]

continue to wear it if u want

if u do everything that she wants she will lose respect for u
its normal to have disagreements

Bump

 

[Deleted member 108703]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

‘I mean thats cool, I just do it for the same reasons u do lol. If u gotta problem w it, thats on you but imma keep up what Im doing’ is how I’d respond

 

[goober55]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

just say you were doing it for acne/discoloration reasons but now you'll swap to actual skin care. also the next time she's next to you, bash her fucking teeth out with your fist.

 

[Deleted member 64504]

also if she was able to see it prolly looked like shit. buy a tinted sunblocker or moisturizer, shave and esfoliate the skin ur going to apply on, and make sure to properly distribute. also let it dry and moisture only a bit above it, it gets legit undetectable even if she looks very close

 

[Randypsl]

leave that bitch, its not worth it, u can wear whatever u want and if she does mind its her problem

 

[dawooddX]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

u could fake it tell her its js a tinted moisturizer off amazon along wit sunscreen

 

[Mushroom]

if you want to keep her tho, say "ill do whatever i want". "its my face and i do whatever i want with it, if you want to leave the door is open", and them she will try to breakup but keep your frame and NOT call or message her just completely disappear. she will be back in a few days if you do everything right. if she doesnt she never even liked you and you are free to look for a girl who actually cares. if you dont do this to find out if she really likes you to go against her ego, she will surely cheat on you on the first opportunity

REDPILL brainwashed cel

 

[Tallest person here]

my friend almost caught me wearing bb cream, idk how i got out of that shit, i just switched up the topic

he probably is smarter than u think and let you get away with it

i think if i was him and noticed you switching topic i would just go along with it

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff

This is what I mean I say this forum is so profound and beautiful

It displays its not always holding up "the patriarchy and gender norms" like many women tend to proclaim

Depute .orgs reputation as "toxic masculinity", Its very encouraging/progressive towards deconstructing of Socially constructed gender roles and fragile masculinity

Sorry im weird im high high asf ngl

 

[sirvilhelm]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

You are not cooked, nothing will happen

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

You are cooked only if you do every little thing she wants/commands like a cuck... or just dont care at all, whatever your fetish is

But i can guarantee you if you always end up listening what "icks" her, you will be miserable forever

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

tell her to stop wearing makeup

 

[chinprojectiongod]

my friend almost caught me wearing bb cream, idk how i got out of that shit, i just switched up the topic

what did the conversation go like? I’m planning on wearing bb cream soon but if I get caught I’ll actually rope.

 

[poloralf]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

she's right but break up with her before she does and go ice cold, she basically got "the ick" its irrational but its basically over her respect for you is gone.
find a new girlfriend and talk about it openly in the beginning as a joke or something or say you were into heavy metal and got used to makeup then.

 

[shizuku11111]

he probably is smarter than u think and let you get away with it

i think if i was him and noticed you switching topic i would just go along with it

what did the conversation go like? I’m planning on wearing bb cream soon but if I get caught I’ll actually rope.

we were in a bus and sun was going in my face throught window directly and i probably didnt apply it good

 

[benchcrab]

find another one

 

[benchcrab]

‘I mean thats cool, I just do it for the same reasons u do lol. If u gotta problem w it, thats on you but imma keep up what Im doing’ is how I’d respond

w gaslighting lmao

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

This is what I mean I say this forum is so profound and beautiful

It displays its not always holding up "the patriarchy and gender norms" like many women tend to proclaim

Depute .orgs reputation as "toxic masculinity", Its very encouraging/progressive towards deconstructing of Socially constructed gender roles and fragile masculinity

Sorry im weird im high high asf ngl

Holy fuck this is retarded jfl

 

[Deleted member 59811]

Chat i'm fucking cooked she wrote me this shit


"Not to be rude or anything but it's kind of icky for men to wear makeup

"know it's literally just product we put on our face and it's gender neutral imo but deep down in my subconscious it's like no it's marketed towards women this is women's stuff
You know what I mean
I don't even think you need it your face is literally perfect

Just wanted to communicate this thought because I'm uncomfortable with it

Lip balm is A-OK but the other stuff is kinda not cool

I hope you understand I'm not being a bitch or anything

Just communicating a thought as I said"

Tell her shut tf up bitch girlfriend I'm skinmaxxing. Keep wearing it and give 0 fucks

Over tho if you were Chad she'd be applying make up on your face herself while giving you a handjob

 

[valentine]

kill her

 

[Va-qoh]

Absolute faggot

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

what did u even wear for her to notice?

 

[cmm3z]

my friend almost caught me wearing bb cream, idk how i got out of that shit, i just switched up the topic

how do u get caught wearing bb cream its hardly noticeble