My girl told me she'd drink out of a dog bowl if i made her do it

[Gaygymmaxx]

I presented it as a joke, but I told her I'd get her a collar

Then she said "no, no, no"

And finally... "if you do just make it pink"

Basically I bought her a collar, now I'm making jokes about a leash

Then I ramped it up. And told her

"if you were on all fours lapping up water from a dog bowl... ughhhhhh"
I did this as I said it:

And then she walks up to me later, and says "i thought about it, and if you said you'd break up with me if I didn't do it, I'd do it"

I got it made son brutal fakecel post for you real incels

 

[Rxndependant]

Bro just posts to flex on Hindus on psl website

 

[Mogs Me]

While I was reading this I leaned down towards my phone and my pants became tighter and I got hard asf never reading ur threads again nigga

 

[Abusive]

Tales faggot

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I presented it as a joke, but I told her I'd get her a collar

Then she said "no, no, no"

And finally... "if you do just make it pink"

Basically I bought her a collar, now I'm making jokes about a leash

Then I ramped it up. And told her

"if you were on all fours lapping up water from a dog bowl... ughhhhhh"
I did this as I said it:
View attachment 5230330

And then she walks up to me later, and says "i thought about it, and if you said you'd break up with me if I didn't do it, I'd do it"

I got it made son brutal fakecel post for you real incels

She’s willing to eat out of a dog bowl not to lose you meanwhile I’m an abused dog and lost everything it’s over

 

[davidlaidisme67]

While I was reading this I leaned down towards my phone and my pants became tighter and I got hard asf never reading ur threads again nigga

 

[Old Büll]

I pissed on a girls face, made one throw up on my cock, pretty sure I have a police report filed for strangulation. Nice start though.

 

[theblueprints]

may we all find a girl like this in our lifetime

 

[xex]

I presented it as a joke, but I told her I'd get her a collar

Then she said "no, no, no"

And finally... "if you do just make it pink"

Basically I bought her a collar, now I'm making jokes about a leash

Then I ramped it up. And told her

"if you were on all fours lapping up water from a dog bowl... ughhhhhh"
I did this as I said it:
View attachment 5230330

And then she walks up to me later, and says "i thought about it, and if you said you'd break up with me if I didn't do it, I'd do it"

I got it made son brutal fakecel post for you real incels

This shit genuinely made me smile +rep

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

While I was reading this I leaned down towards my phone and my pants became tighter and I got hard asf never reading ur threads again nigga

You a freaky nigga

I pissed on a girls face, made one throw up on my cock, pretty sure I have a police report filed for strangulation. Nice start though.

Pretty hot ngl, I'm hard off the NPP, i was mistaken @Mogs Me

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Tales faggot

My boys know I always stand on business and never lie @davidlaidisme67 @Mogs Me

 

[davidlaidisme67]

My boys know I always stand on business and never lie @davidlaidisme67 @Mogs Me

Yessir but you do love overdosing on the nt pill

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yessir but you do love overdosing on the nt pill

NTpill is gone son. I am a weird freak and the ladies at work still want me, I told my girl to dye her hair red to look more white because white women are my type (true Indian) and she even told her friends who work with us, and they don't really care

I have to go really far to make people genuinely uncomfortable, but this is party because I'm just funny and pretty smart so I can slither out of things

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yessir but you do love overdosing on the nt pill

The foid who I may have mentioned before, she has a boyfriend

Brings him to the store, and tells him "GGM mogs you"

She tells me she said this and walks away. I beckon for her to come back,

"Bro, you cannot tell your boyfriend that some guy at work is more attractive than him, that's fucked up"

Evil hoe

 

[Outlander]

 

[filthycurrycel]

Suifuel

 

[D69mo]

I presented it as a joke, but I told her I'd get her a collar

Then she said "no, no, no"

And finally... "if you do just make it pink"

Basically I bought her a collar, now I'm making jokes about a leash

Then I ramped it up. And told her

"if you were on all fours lapping up water from a dog bowl... ughhhhhh"
I did this as I said it:
View attachment 5230330

And then she walks up to me later, and says "i thought about it, and if you said you'd break up with me if I didn't do it, I'd do it"

I got it made son brutal fakecel post for you real incels

Thanks for sharing