My girlfreinds chad boyfreind caught me gooning on her face

[swaggerdoodle]

So I was in my girlfreinds room. I started slaying her and ended up jorking it next to her face with her mouth open ready to to fill her mouth. I was ready to goon like a fire extinguisher on max pressure but then Chad comes in the room. I get scared he starts yelling and approaching me like he's bout to hit me. I been on this no fap until day 7 thing for testosterone and this was the seventh day btw. Then, I do a really cool move. I do a 180 no scope bulls eye cumshot at him and he backs up, just enough for me to run out the room as he was chasing me. I locked myself in the bathroom and took a piss but he somehow opened it first try with a baseball bat. What a weak door. I scrambled, running around as I'm pissing on the floor. He slipped on the piss and fell and I just ran for my life

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Ah-ah

 

[DieVoGel6949]

So I was in my girlfreinds room. I started slaying her and ended up jorking it next to her face with her mouth open ready to to fill her mouth. I was ready to goon like a fire extinguisher on max pressure but then Chad comes in the room. I get scared he starts yelling and approaching me like he's bout to hit me. I been on this no fap until day 7 thing for testosterone and this was the seventh day btw. Then, I do a really cool move. I do a 180 no scope bulls eye cumshot at him and he backs up, just enough for me to run out the room as he was chasing me. I locked myself in the bathroom and took a piss but he somehow opened it first try with a baseball bat. What a weak door. I scrambled, running around as I'm pissing on the floor. He slipped on the piss and fell and I just ran for my life

I remember this one time that I wanted to buy a sandwich but the workers told me there was only one left. One other guy wanted to buy one as well so they decided that whoever deconstructs the wall of China first wins. So we both get teleported to alternate realities and got to work. The guy notices I was winning so he summoned a mutated version of Stalin to kill me. I managed to defeat him by using voodoo magic thought to me from a tribe in Turkmenistan. After I erased him from reality only to realise they put the wrong sauce in the bread.