My girlfriend asked me why I give her small portions

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I cook a lot but give her only one fourth. She said I was a miser and should share the food . I got cortisol spike that she will call me gluttonous fatso. To calm her down I said every women needs an empty stomach and a full vagina and proceeded to fuck her on the spot.

 

[Moggee]

Lelelelelellee

 

[Deleted member 23558]

@averagejoe classic

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Not alpha of you to cook. She should be doing the cooking. You are actively contributing to destruction of traditional gender roles and family!!

 

[socialcel]

tales from the mumbai insane asylum

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Not alpha of you to cook. She should be doing the cooking. You are actively contributing to destruction of traditional gender roles and family!!

Men always made better cooks though
Best world chefs are men