My girlfriend brutally dickpilled me + story

alriodai

alriodai

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told me a man having a small dick is the equivalent of being gay, and that any man with a small penis should either become trans or kill theirself (serious)
told me sex is super important in a relationship and if the guy doesn't have a big one then it's just brutally over for him (nothing will make up for that, btw do not come with the cope that "muh chad can" because chads are so fucking rare IRL jfl)

also told me the story of this attractive guy in my HS that i fucking knew and was such a cool dude, so i knew this dude last year and he changed school like half of the year when we had like only 5 months of school left which was super weird
this nigga was HTN/chadlite but his sex appeal looks were legit chad, 6ft5, green eyes, a lil bit above average jaw and good hair, this nigga was a PUSSY MAGNET i remember
he fucked a girl in HS and my GF told me that the girl told her he had a small D, that girl he fucked told it to all girls in HS and it was legit social suicide for him, it was just brutal bcus i remember dude looked so depressed/sad whenever i saw him smoking in the toilets and i ain't know why jfl

he changed school halfway the year

@buckchadley31 @looksmaxxer234 @Biggdink @AscendingHero thoughts?
 
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this nigga was HTN/chadlite but his sex appeal looks were legit chad, 6ft5, green eyes, a lil bit above average jaw and good hair, this nigga was a PUSSY MAGNET i remember
he fucked a girl in HS and my GF told me that the girl told her he had a small D,
Muh dick is strongly correlated to height bro
 
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btw most jbs think short dudes got small dicks JFL
they are so retarded
 
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JFL, do you expect to hear any different? She shouldn’t lie. Small dicked men aren’t men. They’re jokes
 
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JFL, do you expect to hear any different? She shouldn’t lie. Small dicked men aren’t men. They’re jokes
Brutal but true, how could you even cope having a small dick, just brutal. I have empathy for them tho
 
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Over for 6 inch micropenis
 
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btw most jbs think short dudes got small dicks JFL
they are so retarded
Suifuel for manletbigdickcels. Do you have stories about this? Yeah, my half sis is a jb I guess and she told me that she thought manlets automatically have short dicks too.

How do I circumvent this? Do I snap a slut physique pics showing my 7x5 nbp buldge, get bjs from the sluttiest girls in the school and have them spread the fact I had the biggest dick they ever had? Jfl I obviously dickmog most tallfags
 
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Suifuel for manletbigdickcels. Do you have stories about this? Yeah, my half sis is a jb I guess and she told me that she thought manlets automatically have short dicks too.

How do I circumvent this? Do I snap a slut physique pics showing my 7x5 buldge, get bjs from the sluttiest girls in the school and have them spread the fact I had the biggest dick they ever had? Jfl I obviously dickmog most tallfags
too much brutal, i don't know man
tiktok and social media indoctrination about short dudes made them all think like this
btw the two sole reasons they choose tall dudes according to them: they look good in clothes, or they must have a big dick
just brutal

you need to just own being short tbh, that's it, i don't know what else more to tell u, unironically bluepill but if you don't come off insecure about ur height u may fuck and boom the word comes out u have a big one, that's my theory

what's ur height?
 
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I was not ready for this
 
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i think it’s time to get a bathmate
 
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I have the infinity stones of sun humanity:
1. Small dick
2. Short height
3. Poor
4. Ugly
5. Evil

Nigga be on that thanos type shit innit
 
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Muh dick is strongly correlated to height bro
Why u believe everything this guy says.

Either way the big guys u see with girls are the ones with the big dicks
 
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The 6’5 guy should’ve just eaten more watermelon taken cialis and used a penis pump smh man
 
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I'm 6'5 and i have a small dick!

You have no idea how over it is for me.

Legit thread.
 
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your girl sounds resentful, did some chad with a small dick pump and dump her? The only time I recall a girl addressed my dick size was when (idk which one though) she saw me with another chick in a motel and sent me an anonymous angry message.

anyways, it seems you've got some healthy relationship there bro lol

JFL, do you expect to hear any different? She shouldn’t lie. Small dicked men aren’t men. They’re jokes
bro i'd pick having a small dick any time over being a nig, just being honest

I don't buy any of this bbc crap
 
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your girl sounds resentful, did some chad with a small dick pump and dump her? The only time I recall a girl addressed my dick size was when (idk which one though) she saw me with another chick in a motel and sent me an anonymous angry message.

anyways, it seems you've got some healthy relationship there bro lol


bro i'd pick having a small dick any time over being a nig, just being honest

I don't buy any of this bbc crap
dicklets are very insecure but that's the reality of modern dating

you only say that because you're in the safe anyway
 
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dicklets are very insecure but that's the reality of modern dating

you only say that because you're in the safe anyway
nah I'm a dicklet too

I just don't care as much bcuz face > all
 
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whats a small dick tho and whats acceptable
 
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@Richard_Hungwell Hmmm what?
 
@Richard_Hungwell Hmmm what?
A 6" cock looks smaller on a tall guy relative to his total body size. Tall guys need bigger cocks to look proportional.
 
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FastCookedGrayreefshark size restricted
 
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Your gf sounds like a hoe ngl.
 
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My dick is above average...no worries there

This thread was lifefuel if im being completely honest
 
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My dick is above average...no worries there

This thread was lifefuel if im being completely honest
yeah
niggas say dickpill is cope but when you ascend facially+body and about to do the thang w the girl
your cortisol about to spike knowing u got a small one

how big? no homo
 
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its indeed dickmaxx or death for me
 
Thank god I was blessed with 8 inches
 
How small was he ? 5x5?
 
told me a man having a small dick is the equivalent of being gay, and that any man with a small penis should either become trans or kill theirself (serious)
told me sex is super important in a relationship and if the guy doesn't have a big one then it's just brutally over for him (nothing will make up for that, btw do not come with the cope that "muh chad can" because chads are so fucking rare IRL jfl)

also told me the story of this attractive guy in my HS that i fucking knew and was such a cool dude, so i knew this dude last year and he changed school like half of the year when we had like only 5 months of school left which was super weird
this nigga was HTN/chadlite but his sex appeal looks were legit chad, 6ft5, green eyes, a lil bit above average jaw and good hair, this nigga was a PUSSY MAGNET i remember
he fucked a girl in HS and my GF told me that the girl told her he had a small D, that girl he fucked told it to all girls in HS and it was legit social suicide for him, it was just brutal bcus i remember dude looked so depressed/sad whenever i saw him smoking in the toilets and i ain't know why jfl

he changed school halfway the year

@buckchadley31 @looksmaxxer234 @Biggdink @AscendingHero thoughts?

I always think about how brutal it must be for big black guys who have tiny cocks. You would have the most ungodly fear of sex
 
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told me a man having a small dick is the equivalent of being gay, and that any man with a small penis should either become trans or kill theirself (serious)
told me sex is super important in a relationship and if the guy doesn't have a big one then it's just brutally over for him (nothing will make up for that, btw do not come with the cope that "muh chad can" because chads are so fucking rare IRL jfl)

also told me the story of this attractive guy in my HS that i fucking knew and was such a cool dude, so i knew this dude last year and he changed school like half of the year when we had like only 5 months of school left which was super weird
this nigga was HTN/chadlite but his sex appeal looks were legit chad, 6ft5, green eyes, a lil bit above average jaw and good hair, this nigga was a PUSSY MAGNET i remember
he fucked a girl in HS and my GF told me that the girl told her he had a small D, that girl he fucked told it to all girls in HS and it was legit social suicide for him, it was just brutal bcus i remember dude looked so depressed/sad whenever i saw him smoking in the toilets and i ain't know why jfl

he changed school halfway the year

@buckchadley31 @looksmaxxer234 @Biggdink @AscendingHero thoughts?
Dude You are a pathetic cuck, women nowardays are controling men in every way possible.
 
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I'm 6'5 and i have a small dick!

You have no idea how over it is for me.

Legit thread.
From curiosity, how big are You at 6'5"?
 
6.5x5

It just looks uncanny on my body.
Thats my size at 5'10", not small but probably look small for your height, dickmax asap
 
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cope

^ manlet, framelet, dicklet, normie face

bad traits really do come in a package
and still outperforming your "mogger" ass how bout that jfl
 
outperforming in what exactly?

you already admitted you do poorly at clubs, poorly on tinder, and now you just admitted some girl shamed you for having a tiny dick.

what’s even more brutal is that i’ve heard what girls say about their boyfriends/exes dicks when they are average or small. i assure you that girl shaming you for your tiny dick was the absolute top of the iceberg compared to what’s been said behind your back

you have my deepest condolences.
I don't think I do poorly in clubs, I don't do clubs, I think it's a waste of time. If I'm not even trying I don't expect to be good at it.

As for tinder, I could by all means show you I have 106 matches rn and 99+ likes with shitty pics and went to like 3 or 4 dates last month, even being picky cuz I screen the fat and ugly ones (which will be the majority of matches for most guys as a matter of fact)

I could show you hot girls telling me I'm hot and stuff. It doesn't matter bcuz I know matches don't mean jackshit. I've got a shit ton of numbers from tinder as well.

As for the girl shaming me, she did it ''anonymously'' (ofc she wouldn't say to my face) when she saw me with another chick and got pissed, even though she already had a guy who was probably bigger, still couldn't get over me jfl.

I didn't lose a single night of sleep over this though.

I don't like bragging, especially as I'm far from being someone I'd consider sucessful with women, but I find it laughable how someone who barely started this can achieve as much a lot of supposedly "superior" males like yourself can without doing stupid shit like roiding myself to death

meanwhile you got all that and can't stop making threads over all your insecurities like a bitchy little boy
 
told me a man having a small dick is the equivalent of being gay, and that any man with a small penis should either become trans or kill theirself (serious)
told me sex is super important in a relationship and if the guy doesn't have a big one then it's just brutally over for him (nothing will make up for that, btw do not come with the cope that "muh chad can" because chads are so fucking rare IRL jfl)

also told me the story of this attractive guy in my HS that i fucking knew and was such a cool dude, so i knew this dude last year and he changed school like half of the year when we had like only 5 months of school left which was super weird
this nigga was HTN/chadlite but his sex appeal looks were legit chad, 6ft5, green eyes, a lil bit above average jaw and good hair, this nigga was a PUSSY MAGNET i remember
he fucked a girl in HS and my GF told me that the girl told her he had a small D, that girl he fucked told it to all girls in HS and it was legit social suicide for him, it was just brutal bcus i remember dude looked so depressed/sad whenever i saw him smoking in the toilets and i ain't know why jfl

he changed school halfway the year

@buckchadley31 @looksmaxxer234 @Biggdink @AscendingHero thoughts?
But bro dick is linked to height, she must be a whore to say these things:soy::soy:
 

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