My girlfriend caught me wearing elevator shoes

[Oxygen]

Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Z76XWHM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Irl they give 2 inches of extra height. Assuming everyone else with shoes is one inch taller, Im an extra inch over them.

we were cuddling in bed and she goes “I think you wear shoe lifts”

And I go “no way” in like a sleepy nonchalant type of way and then changed the subject

I’m returning those shoes ASAP and going back to my usual Nikes

How cooked am I? Tell me your thoughts on the situation and what I did/couldve done differently.

Morning height barefoot - 5’ 9.2 inches
Evening height barefoot - 5’ 8.3 inches

 

[Oxygen]

Also does glucosamine chondrotin work to retain morning height or is it cope

 

[chudlite]

this is the reason i dont think adding anything over 1 inch is recommendable

 

[undefined64]

Ahahahaha

 

[Oxygen]

this is the reason i dont think adding anything over 1 inch is recommendable

What should I fuckin do? I kinda loved the feeling of being a bit taller

 

[Oxygen]

B

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Larp, no normies know about height frauding besides air forces or air maxes jfl. I wear those shoes with a 1.4 in shoe lift and have never been caught or questioned, easy to hide especially if wide frame and long wingspan.

 

[Rhino LeFort]

How cooked am I?

Cooked? Brother it’s over

 

[chudlite]

What should I fuckin do? I kinda loved the feeling of being a bit taller

yeah keep using just dont add that much, get smaller ones

 

[Numb]

please tell me this didn’t happen i’m going to fraud 4 in tomorrow and go outside so I don’t feel like an utter subhuman

 

[Oxygen]

Larp, no normies know about height frauding besides air forces or air maxes jfl. I wear those shoes with a 1.4 in shoe lift and have never been caught or questioned, easy to hide especially if wide frame and long wingspan.

I know you’re lying because adding a 1.4 inch lift to those shoes would make your heel slip out so easily. I put a comfort insole in them and that few mms already fucks up the fit

 

[vratisevojvodo]

Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Z76XWHM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Irl they give 2 inches of extra height. Assuming everyone else with shoes is one inch taller, Im an extra inch over them.

we were cuddling in bed and she goes “I think you wear shoe lifts”

And I go “no way” in like a sleepy nonchalant type of way and then changed the subject

I’m returning those shoes ASAP and going back to my usual Nikes

How cooked am I? Tell me your thoughts on the situation and what I did/couldve done differently.

Morning height barefoot - 5’ 9.2 inches
Evening height barefoot - 5’ 8.3 inches

she will found someone who doesn't need to wear that shit

tbh its very pathetic of your side

 

[Oxygen]

please tell me this didn’t happen i’m going to fraud 4 in tomorrow and go outside so I don’t feel like an utter subhuman

I swear on my entire family this happened

 

[Oxygen]

she will found someone who doesn't need to wear that shit

tbh its very pathetic of your side

FUCK

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

I know you’re lying because adding a 1.4 inch lift to those shoes would make your heel slip out so easily. I put a comfort insole in them and that few mms already fucks up the fit

False

Preferably black socks but u get the point

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

I walk perfectly fine in tjem i even play pickyp basketball im not larping

 

[Oxygen]

Cooked? Brother it’s over

I could still deny it

 

[Numb]

I could still deny it

How does she know unless she is around your height when you are both barefoot? I put in actual insoles in my normal shoes, but I can’t run in them or else it’s really obvious

 

[tombradylover]

lowk say u have a stress fracture in ur lower back years ago that ruined ur posture and u get pain when walking in shoes blah blah blah. Say u need insoles to correct ur posture to minimize pain in shoes idk what else to say tbh

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

please tell me this didn’t happen i’m going to fraud 4 in tomorrow and go outside so I don’t feel like an utter subhuman

What are you using to fraud 4 inches

 

[N1666]

This is my worst nightmare

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

lowk say u have a stress fracture in ur lower back years ago that ruined ur posture and u get pain when walking in shoes blah blah blah. Say u need insoles to correct ur posture to minimize pain in shoes idk what else to say tbh

Foids will believe that as well, very gullible

 

[sb23]

Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Z76XWHM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Irl they give 2 inches of extra height. Assuming everyone else with shoes is one inch taller, Im an extra inch over them.

we were cuddling in bed and she goes “I think you wear shoe lifts”

And I go “no way” in like a sleepy nonchalant type of way and then changed the subject

I’m returning those shoes ASAP and going back to my usual Nikes

How cooked am I? Tell me your thoughts on the situation and what I did/couldve done differently.

Morning height barefoot - 5’ 9.2 inches
Evening height barefoot - 5’ 8.3 inches

haha, this is why im gatekeeping. Have fun with your para girl whilst I wear my undetectable lifts

 

[tombradylover]

Foids will believe that as well, very gullible

I havent had to use this excuse yet thank god. But its waiting deep in my bag of tricks if the day ever arises

 

[Oxygen]

How does she know unless she is around your height when you are both barefoot? I put in actual insoles in my normal shoes, but I can’t run in them or else it’s really obvious

she is 5 foot 4 inches i literally have no clue how she knew so quickly. she might be really perceptive

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

I havent had to use this excuse yet thank god. But its waiting deep in my bag of tricks if the day ever arises

My friend asked me where i got the shoes and i just said walmartwhat the fuck was i supposed to say

 

[sb23]

I havent had to use this excuse yet thank god. But its waiting deep in my bag of tricks if the day ever arises

is that you in avi? If so, you are beautiful.

 

[Oxygen]

lowk say u have a stress fracture in ur lower back years ago that ruined ur posture and u get pain when walking in shoes blah blah blah. Say u need insoles to correct ur posture to minimize pain in shoes idk what else to say tbh

unfortunately theyre not lifts, just elevtor shoes with the lift built in, so any excuse is not really gonna work

 

[Enfant terrible]

I dont understand why.
She knows your true height already.
Jfl doing this for people on the street.

 

[zaideas]

anyway to not lose height of the day

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

It could be worse…

Buddy of mine gets exposed for wearing lifts at airport

For some background, one of my fellow looksmaxxer friends irl is 5’8” 5-5.25 PSL femalegazemaxxed face, and he started wearing 4 inch lifts when the covid lockdown happened so he could claim he just grew to 5’11” (aspie as fuck wearing lifts taller than 2 inches ik, but he really wanted those...

looksmax.org

 

[Oxygen]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE HOLY GRAIL OF SHOE LIFTS. WHAT SHOE DO I USE AND WHAT LIFTS SPECIFICALLY SO I CAN SAY I NEED INSOLES FOR LOW BACK SUPPORT AS AN EXCUSE

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

this is the reason i dont think adding anything over 1 inch is recommendable

Real

Even at 5"6 there's no chance I'm frauding past like 5"7,

Even if im 5"8.5 in lifts I'd claim 5"7,

Nothing is worth the risk.

 

[zebra000]

i can relate one day my ex discovered that i was wearing lift, I simply assume, telling her that i was feeling more confident. Tell her it's like her make up. She didn't bothered. The best way to handle this bad situations it's just by assuming it. (depends also of how much time you are together, and the girl of course)

 

[Oxygen]

I dont understand why.
She knows your true height already.
Jfl doing this for people on the street.

I'm in college and get contantly heightmogged. i always feel like 5'11 or 6' is the average for this generation in america

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

i can relate one day my ex discovered that i was wearing lift, I simply assume, telling her that i was feeling more confident. Tell her it's like her make up. She didn't bothered. The best way to handle this bad situations it's just by assuming it. (depends also of how much time you are together, and the girl of course)

Just say they’re for feet problems like orthopaedic soles jfl

 

[tombradylover]

is that you in avi? If so, you are beautiful.

thank u bro much love

unfortunately theyre not lifts, just elevtor shoes with the lift built in, so any excuse is not really gonna work

slide those posture insoles on top of the built in lifts then claim what i said already

 

[Oxygen]

i can relate one day my ex discovered that i was wearing lift, I simply assume, telling her that i was feeling more confident. Tell her it's like her make up. She didn't bothered. The best way to handle this bad situations it's just by assuming it. (depends also of how much time you are together, and the girl of course)

no way that shit works every time she sees you walking around in public around other males she knows youre shorter than you are JFL

 

[zebra000]

Just say they’re for feet problems like orthopaedic soles jfl

at first i said this ,this excuse lasted for 2 years and, but one day when i was sleeping she tried my shoes and lmaoo she discovered the truth. I think when you wear lift it's not a matter of if she discovers it but WHEN. It's just inevitable.

 

[Oxygen]

thank u bro much love


slide those posture insoles on top of the built in lifts then claim what i said already

its a lil too late she saw that the posture comfort insoles would only add like 2-3mms

 

[Oxygen]

at first i said this ,this excuse lasted for 2 years and, but one day when i was sleeping she tried my shoes and lmaoo she discovered the truth. I think when you wear lift it's not a matter of if she discovers it but WHEN. It's just inevitable.

yeah exactly. i think the best bet is to just get one of those nike air max shoes that give 1-1.5 inches guaranteed and your girl wont question anything

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

at first i said this ,this excuse lasted for 2 years and, but one day when i was sleeping she tried my shoes and lmaoo she discovered the truth. I think when you wear lift it's not a matter of if she discovers it but WHEN. It's just inevitable.

Just sew them into the shoe lol

 

[Oxygen]

Also does glucosamine chondrotin work to retain morning height or is it cope

anyone?

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Real

Even at 5"6 there's no chance I'm frauding past like 5"7,

Even if im 5"8.5 in lifts I'd claim 5"7,

Nothing is worth the risk.

High inhib, 4 inch fraud or death

 

[Oxygen]

Just sew them into the shoe lol

when you wear the shoes you can tell theyre lifted tho

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

anyone?

100% cope

 

[tombradylover]

at first i said this ,this excuse lasted for 2 years and, but one day when i was sleeping she tried my shoes and lmaoo she discovered the truth. I think when you wear lift it's not a matter of if she discovers it but WHEN. It's just inevitable.

what was her reaction to that lmao

 

[anthony111553]

what was her reaction to that lmao

oral

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

when you wear the shoes you can tell theyre lifted tho

Send picture of them on ur feet, i have no problem

 

[chudlite]

Real

Even at 5"6 there's no chance I'm frauding past like 5"7,

Even if im 5"8.5 in lifts I'd claim 5"7,

Nothing is worth the risk.

public humiliation of using lifts is unreal