My girlfriend caught me wearing elevator shoes

[Oxygen]

100% cope

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk are you sure ive seen so many threads about it and @enchanted_elixir claimed it will help retain height

 

[tombradylover]

anyone?

the studies i saw online stated the height gains were mms at best if even that

 

[chudlite]

Send picture of them on ur feet, i have no problem

nigga almost said “send pictures of your feet”

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

yeah exactly. i think the best bet is to just get one of those nike air max shoes that give 1-1.5 inches guaranteed and your girl wont question anything

They’re not comfy at all and the heightboost is obvious when u look at the sole. I’ve got these ones, so narrow. Airforces are better tbh

 

[zebra000]

Just sew them into the shoe lol

unless you hide your shoes

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk are you sure ive seen so many threads about it and @enchanted_elixir claimed it will help retain height

It may help a minuscule amount

 

[Oxygen]

Send picture of them on ur feet, i have no problem

i mean if the girl were to wear them she could instantly tell theyre lifted

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

i mean if the girl were to wear them she could instantly tell theyre lifted

I just dont understand how everyone doesnt fraud 4 inches, ive slayed plenty of foids and they never mention the height i lose when we’re in bed, possibly because wide frame and wingspan?

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

when you wear the shoes you can tell theyre lifted tho

“that’s how they’re made babe” if u sewed them in urself she’ll never know tbh lol

 

[Oxygen]

I just dont understand how everyone doesnt fraud 4 inches, ive slayed plenty of foids and they never mention the height i lose when we’re in bed, possibly because wide frame and wingspan?

tall people look like tall people. like they have the wingspan and bodymass and frame n ratios n shit. maybe you tend to have that look

 

[Oxygen]

“that’s how they’re made babe” if u sewed them in urself she’ll never know tbh lol

FUCK I WISH I SAID THAT FUCK

 

[tombradylover]

I just dont understand how everyone doesnt fraud 4 inches, ive slayed plenty of foids and they never mention the height i lose when we’re in bed, possibly because wide frame and wingspan?

its not about the loss of height in bed its about what happens once u take ur shoes off around the house. And the chance that she might see lifts in ur shoes or see ur shoes are lifted. Also if ur in LTR she might do goofy bullshit like try them on then instant realize they are lifted. Its hard asf to get around in real relationship

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

its not about the loss of height in bed its about what happens once u take ur shoes off around the house. And the chance that she might see lifts in ur shoes or see ur shoes are lifted. Also if ur in LTR she might do goofy bullshit like try them on then instant realize they are lifted. Its hard asf to get around in real relationship

Ill just make a bullshit excuse like u previously mentioned

 

[JohnDoe]

this is the reason i dont think adding anything over 1 inch is recommendable

Honestly i think for 5'8-5'9 manlets 1 inch from shoes + 0.5-1 inch from lifts is what i'd recommend. OP is doing 2 inches total whichi s the same as normal shoes + 1 inch lifts so ofcourse his girlfriend will notice but random people will not.

 

[JohnDoe]

anyone?

@thereallegend yes/no?

 

[JohnDoe]

yeah exactly. i think the best bet is to just get one of those nike air max shoes that give 1-1.5 inches guaranteed and your girl wont question anything

nike air max + 0.5" lift is near undetectable. I mean if your girlfriend is around your height she will notice but it's fine otherwise.

 

[Oxygen]

Honestly i think for 5'8-5'9 manlets 1 inch from shoes + 0.5-1 inch from lifts is what i'd recommend. OP is doing 2 inches total whichi s the same as normal shoes + 1 inch lifts so ofcourse his girlfriend will notice but random people will not.

yeah ngl i might just get a 1.5 inch lift

 

[JohnDoe]

its not about the loss of height in bed its about what happens once u take ur shoes off around the house. And the chance that she might see lifts in ur shoes or see ur shoes are lifted. Also if ur in LTR she might do goofy bullshit like try them on then instant realize they are lifted. Its hard asf to get around in real relationship

hard unless you're amnesia

 

[JohnDoe]

yeah ngl i might just get a 1.5 inch lift

air max + 0.5 or 1 inch lift is best combo and most comfortable i reckon

 

[chudlite]

Honestly i think for 5'8-5'9 manlets 1 inch from shoes + 0.5-1 inch from lifts is what i'd recommend. OP is doing 2 inches total whichi s the same as normal shoes + 1 inch lifts so ofcourse his girlfriend will notice but random people will not.

you NZb6Air and legb r the highest iq users on here tbh

i read ur proximitypill thread and it was really good

 

[Oxygen]

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air max + 0.5 or 1 inch lift is best combo and most comfortable i reckon

problem is that lifts will compress like the shoe i linked says 2.6 inches but gives me 2 inches total

 

[JohnDoe]

you NZb6Air and legb r the highest iq users on here tbh

i read ur proximitypill thread and it was really good

lebg makes good threads? faaark i've had that guy on ignore for a year now, i haven't made the proximitypill thread yet but have mentioned it in many threads.

 

[Oxygen]

you NZb6Air and legb r the highest iq users on here tbh

i read ur proximitypill thread and it was really good

link thread?

 

[JohnDoe]

p

problem is that lifts will compress like the shoe i linked says 2.6 inches but gives me 2 inches total

So 1 inch lifts will compress to 0.5-.0.7 most likely and the end result is what you desired anyways?
I've noticed one thing though, guys who are gymmaxxed can kinda get away with frauding more, their frame is bigger/wider and i've noticed when they fraud 2 inches atleast, it's more than fine because the focus is entirely on their body/build.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Z76XWHM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Irl they give 2 inches of extra height. Assuming everyone else with shoes is one inch taller, Im an extra inch over them.

we were cuddling in bed and she goes “I think you wear shoe lifts”

And I go “no way” in like a sleepy nonchalant type of way and then changed the subject

I’m returning those shoes ASAP and going back to my usual Nikes

How cooked am I? Tell me your thoughts on the situation and what I did/couldve done differently.

Morning height barefoot - 5’ 9.2 inches
Evening height barefoot - 5’ 8.3 inches

getting caught fraudmaxing = social suicide.
how do you not know this?

 

[JohnDoe]

getting caught fraudmaxing = social suicide.
how do you not know this?

same as wearing bbcream and getting called out for wearing makeup in front of others, it's broooooooooootal.

 

[Oxygen]

getting caught fraudmaxing = social suicide.
how do you not know this?

i didnt know she would notice. does glucosamine work to retain morning height?

 

[enchanted_elixir]

same as wearing bbcream and getting called out for wearing makeup in front of others, it's broooooooooootal.

I made lifts with a rag and it worked until one day the rag fell off

 

[enchanted_elixir]

i didnt know she would notice. does glucosamine work to retain morning height?

Haven't tried it but according to what I see on the internet, it seems so.

 

[JohnDoe]

I made lifts with a rag and it worked until one day the rag fell off

DIY gone wrong

 

[thereallegend]

I wear barefoot shoes

 

[JohnDoe]

I made lifts with a rag and it worked until one day the rag fell off

you learn your DIY skills from youtube tutorials with a very obvious indian accent narrating it?

 

[enchanted_elixir]

you learn your DIY skills from youtube tutorials with a very obvious indian accent narrating it?

I came up with it myself.

 

[JohnDoe]

I came up with it myself.

There was one greycel who wanted to make his own shoe lift brand, shoe lifts for them ost part all have the same problem which i can't remember right now, think it was something to do with the sole not beingf evenly distributed and he had an idea to improve it, i wonder if he did. DIY things by yourself is best

 

[Oxygen]

Haven't tried it but according to what I see on the internet, it seems so.

oh damn if it does ill def buy it. why do so many people say cope

 

[JohnDoe]

I wear barefoot shoes

i swear i read your threads last year claiming chondroitin + glucosamine do infact work to retain morning height

 

[Oxygen]

i swear i read your threads last year claiming chondroitin + glucosamine do infact work to retain morning height

link threadddd

 

[JohnDoe]

link threadddd

over if you think i'm going through his threads jsut to find it, use the search function and filter by his name buddy boyo

 

[Oxygen]

over if you think i'm going through his threads jsut to find it, use the search function and filter by his name buddy boyo

i did and theres nothing revolutionary

 

[JohnDoe]

i did and theres nothing revolutionary

oh well then.. maybe i'll try chondroitin + glucosamine and report back. being morning height throughout the day is nice, that's a free 0.5" boost that would normally go away after 2 hours of being awake.

 

[Oxygen]

oh well then.. maybe i'll try chondroitin + glucosamine and report back. being morning height throughout the day is nice, that's a free 0.5" boost that would normally go away after 2 hours of being awake.

whats the required dosage to maintain height

 

[Oxygen]

b

 

[greycel]

This is my worst nightmare

I'm sure theres quite a few things a bit worse mate...

 

[N1666]

I'm sure theres quite a few things a bit worse mate...

I would rather get raped by 10 Hindu men than get caught wearing lifts

 

[iblamepheno1]

Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08Z76XWHM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Irl they give 2 inches of extra height. Assuming everyone else with shoes is one inch taller, Im an extra inch over them.

we were cuddling in bed and she goes “I think you wear shoe lifts”

And I go “no way” in like a sleepy nonchalant type of way and then changed the subject

I’m returning those shoes ASAP and going back to my usual Nikes

How cooked am I? Tell me your thoughts on the situation and what I did/couldve done differently.

Morning height barefoot - 5’ 9.2 inches
Evening height barefoot - 5’ 8.3 inches

how did she even come to that conclusion LMFAO

 

[Oxygen]

how did she even come to that conclusion LMFAO

-She wanted to try on the shoes and I said no
-Maybe my ankle was visibly elevated in the shoe making it look like my foot isnt deep inside of it
-We were cuddling in bed and she compared the lengths of our bodies laying down and she was laying pretty straight and i was more crumpled up and bent so she said "how are we like the same height" like a low IQ retard even tho im 4 inches taller than her barefoot
-In my dorm she took off her shoes but i unintentionally kept my elevator shoes on so maybe the height difference there had her questioning my shoes
-She looked inside the shoe and mightve noticed it isnt as shallow as a shoe normally is

But yeah even those arent good enough reasons imo as to how she realized so quickly that i wore elevators. Im really trying to think about it but ive realized that the people in this thread are right.

Shoe lifts are complete cope. She will figure it out eventually. Girlfriends take notes of the shoes their man wears, and youre fucked if you buy a popular elevator shoe on amazon and she develops a suspicion, looks it up, and sees that your shoe is indeed an elevator shoe.

I think the best course of action is to make sure your shoes dont make you above 2 inches taller, or else the contrast in height will be too high when you take off the shoes. And also never use removable shoe lifts because thats hella risky and shes gonna think youre insecure and short. Its genuinely better to superglue the lifts inside your shoe lmao.

I actually ended up ordering the airmax 2090 on amazon because it gurantees 1.61 inches in height boost which will make me roughly half an inch taller relative to other guys. nike shoes are also NT and much more comfy and supportive than elevator shoe brands.

Edit: after i made this thread i ordered other kinds of elevator shoes and I realized theyre only for show. i rolled my ankle in ALL of them. you cannot run or do anything other than walk, which is why i ordered the nikes

 

[mug]

maybe you should try escalator shoes

 

[Oxygen]

maybe you should try escalator shoes

wtf is that

 

[mug]

wtf is that

a joke

 

[iblamepheno1]

-She wanted to try on the shoes and I said no

weird of her to ask?

Maybe my ankle was visibly elevated in the shoe making it look like my foot isnt deep inside of it

hence why i wear high cut shoes with lifts

Shoe lifts are complete cope. She will figure it out eventually

not good long term but i thoought that was obvious man, can still gigafraud like amnesia but thats even less NT

it gurantees 1.61 inches in height boost

doesnt really mean anything but ig every MM matters

you cannot run or do anything other than walk

dude thats obvious tho, whenever im running at school i switch shoes and have never gotten a comment on my height dropping down, its very subtle IMO