My girlfriend measured my dick, turned out im 7.5 inches fuark fuark

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My girlfriend measured my dick after i fucked her today 2 times because it hurted her giga brutally, so she told me my dick is too big, then i told her its just 7 inches its not giga big and that measured 1 year ago and got exactly 7 inch, then she just grabs a tape from nowhere and quickly goes to measure it, i got giga anxiety saying fuark its over, i probably didn't measure right and its 6.5 inch or something.

Turned out being 19.2cm (7.5 inches) :oops::oops::hnghn:

Both of us were giga shocked, I was like wtf??? She even used a tape and not a ruler so she didn't bone press (although im skinny so i would barely gain more from bone pressing)

She measured again 2 times just to be sure and both times got 19cm+ :oops:, fuark fuark fuarkkkkkki i feel like a lion now made my day :feelsgood:
 
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go cheat :blackpill:
 
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My girlfriend measured my dick after i fucked her today 2 times because it hurted her giga brutally, so she told me my dick is too big, then i told her its just 7 inches its not giga big and that measured 1 year ago and got exactly 7 inch, then she just grabs a tape from nowhere and quickly goes to measure it, i got giga anxiety saying fuark its over, i probably didn't measure right and its 6.5 inch or something.

Turned out being 19.2cm (7.5 inches) :oops::oops::hnghn:

Both of us were giga shocked, I was like wtf??? She even used a tape and not a ruler so she didn't bone press (although im skinny so i would barely gain more from bone pressing)

She measured again 2 times just to be sure and both times got 19cm+ :oops:, fuark fuark fuarkkkkkki i feel like a lion now made my day :feelsgood:
dickpilled again
 
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My girlfriend measured my dick after i fucked her today 2 times because it hurted her giga brutally, so she told me my dick is too big, then i told her its just 7 inches its not giga big and that measured 1 year ago and got exactly 7 inch, then she just grabs a tape from nowhere and quickly goes to measure it, i got giga anxiety saying fuark its over, i probably didn't measure right and its 6.5 inch or something.

Turned out being 19.2cm (7.5 inches) :oops::oops::hnghn:

Both of us were giga shocked, I was like wtf??? She even used a tape and not a ruler so she didn't bone press (although im skinny so i would barely gain more from bone pressing)

She measured again 2 times just to be sure and both times got 19cm+ :oops:, fuark fuark fuarkkkkkki i feel like a lion now made my day :feelsgood:
Legit happened to me last month.
lmfao

I fucked her for head etc my dick went semi so it wasn’t even fully hard and she takes the measurer and she measures it I was sweating heart racing I was like “fuck it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over I’m gonna get doxxed for having a SUB 6 when my dicks semi erect…”

needless to say my dick was 6 inches semi erect somehow and she was like “hmmm that’s good no maggot there” I was scared man
 
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You dickmog me length wise, but I have a fat dick around 5.7 inches in girth. I’m 6.2x5.7. Also how does pussy feel:feelswhy:
Feels good, mogs masturbating hard
 
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fuck you nigga, fuck your dick and fuck your girlfriend 😡😡😡
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You dickmog me length wise, but I have a fat dick around 5.7 inches in girth. I’m 6.2x5.7. Also how does pussy feel:feelswhy:
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Someones gonna rope after reading this. Intense suifuel knowing ill never have this
 
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i also told my gf i was 7.5 inches and she was like „no you are not“ so i grabbed the meassuring tape and put it on my dick and she was shocked

probably cuz its average girth she didn’t believe it
 
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i also told my gf i was 7.5 inches and she was like „no you are not“ so i grabbed the meassuring tape and put it on my dick and she was shocked

probably cuz its average girth she didn’t believe it
does every girl have a fucking measuring tape in her bedroom?:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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My girlfriend measured my dick after i fucked her today 2 times because it hurted her giga brutally, so she told me my dick is too big, then i told her its just 7 inches its not giga big and that measured 1 year ago and got exactly 7 inch, then she just grabs a tape from nowhere and quickly goes to measure it, i got giga anxiety saying fuark its over, i probably didn't measure right and its 6.5 inch or something.

Turned out being 19.2cm (7.5 inches) :oops::oops::hnghn:

Both of us were giga shocked, I was like wtf??? She even used a tape and not a ruler so she didn't bone press (although im skinny so i would barely gain more from bone pressing)

She measured again 2 times just to be sure and both times got 19cm+ :oops:, fuark fuark fuarkkkkkki i feel like a lion now made my day :feelsgood:
how tall is she?
 
I measured @Vermilioncore pain. it was huge XD
 
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