My girlfriend’s butthole is always open

[epictroll]

My gf’s butthole is pretty subhuman. It is always open and does not look tight at all. Usually it’s this closed up right little hole but hers is always like 2-3cm open and I can’t get over it.

Wtf is that? Is this cuz my girlfriend took too many big shits?

Need to looksmax so I can get tight butthole stacy’s.

 

[Chadeep]

Your gf probably took a 10×8

 

[FootballPlaya69]

My ex got anally “raped” a couple years ago. that shit was perma wide open

 

[GandyIsNormie]

Your gf probably took a 10×8

average in .org

 

[DwayneWhite55]

Are her farts loud or quiet

 

[Deleted member 1901]

She must have took BBC.

 

[Dog]

Send pic

 

[Brian Peppers]

Probably a poop horse.

 

[Deleted member 19462]

Your girlfriend took part in a BBC gangbang. The honourable thing to do would be to kill her.

 

[Bvnny.]

Pm me pics of her asshole, for me to analyze it

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Are her farts loud or quiet

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

The amount of chads' that have penetrated her butthole has completely discombobulated the current fabric of reality, leaving a gate open to the malevolent, demon dimension. Simply put, her perma-open butthole is a reflection of her soul... the entry to an endless, hedonistic, dimensional void of nothingness where there is no concept of time. She has been taken over by a supernatural force. As long as you stay with this slutty demon, you will carry the emotional burden of her open butthole for the remainder of your days.

You also have no idea what evil spirits are using her butthole as a medium to reach the real world, so you must act promptly.

You have no choice OP. Be the hero. Exorcise her asshole and close the portal to the evil dimension.

So you're probably asking me how you'd go about doing this? You have 2 steps.

i) Firstly, gather the necessary materials for the ritual. You are going to need an XL-sized enema bag, a traditional anal douche and some medical-grade (spirit protected) goggles.
ii) You must then carry out the enema and enter her asshole. You will then finish inside her, thus sealing the curse left by the dark triad chad and exorcising the demon out of her.

Good luck. You're going to need it.