My granny

[Manletmachine]

She’s living with us atm. Pisses me off cause she stays up in the kitchen playing bridge or some shit on her computer till midnight. wtf is wrong with her, aren’t old farts supposed to go to bed early ?

 

[ElTruecel]

You should ask her what guys she wanted during her time

 

[alurmo]

on her computer

ur grandma has a computer jfl

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Calling her an old fart... meanwhile OP...

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

She’s living with us atm. Pisses me off cause she stays up in the kitchen playing bridge or some shit on her computer till midnight. wtf is wrong with her, aren’t old farts supposed to go to bed early ?

Introduce her to Onlyfans or Chaturbate. Show her how to set up an account and let nature do the rest.

 

[fukmylyf]

Calling her an old fart... meanwhile OP...

meanwhile you...

 

[raleqtambrobret]

meanwhile you...

I'm not even in my mid 20's.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Super old people only need to sleep for like 4 hours

 

[fukmylyf]

Calling her an old fart... meanwhile OP...

meanwhile this is the first time i acknowledge ur username

 

[raleqtambrobret]

meanwhile this is the first time i acknowledge ur username

I wonder how you @'ed me multiple times earlier then, incel.

 

[2ndChico]

She’s living with us atm. Pisses me off cause she stays up in the kitchen playing bridge or some shit on her computer till midnight. wtf is wrong with her, aren’t old farts supposed to go to bed early ?

Tf is wrong with you, what problem are you having with her?

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

She’s living with us atm. Pisses me off cause she stays up in the kitchen playing bridge or some shit on her computer till midnight. wtf is wrong with her, aren’t old farts supposed to go to bed early ?

show some respect

 

[fukmylyf]

I wonder how you @'ed me multiple times earlier then, incel.

never happened, senile oldcel

 

[Lefty Rankin]

She’s living with us atm. Pisses me off cause she stays up in the kitchen playing bridge or some shit on her computer till midnight. wtf is wrong with her, aren’t old farts supposed to go to bed early ?

Nah man, my Memaw who's hearing impaired would sit out in the living room till 4am with the TV on full volume every night.

 

[raleqtambrobret]

never happened, senile oldcel

Calling someone else senile at your old age is a bit.....

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah they wake up early they go to bed late after washing M.A.S.H and eating oatmeal

 

[Manletmachine]

Nah man, my Memaw who's hearing impaired would sit out in the living room till 4am with the TV on full volume every night.

demented old hag

 

[LancasteR]

Nah they wake up early they go to bed late after washing M.A.S.H and eating oatmeal

Oldcel ahh show

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Oldcel ahh show

One night, he gets up to get a drink of his manlet milk and sees light coming from the room where Granny sits behind the computer. He peeks inside and, whoa. She's got a pink vibrator attached to her old school with her titties flapped out as she's pulling on her nipples like milking a cow.

 

[LancasteR]

One night, he gets up to get a drink of his manlet milk and sees light coming from the room where Granny sits behind the computer. He peeks inside and, whoa. She's got a pink vibrator attached to her old school with her titties flapped out as she's pulling on her nipples like milking a cow.

Nah you got me imagining things now
Everything hanging off granny‘s body like decoration on a Christmas tree

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Nah you got me imagining things now
Everything hanging off granny‘s body like decoration on a Christmas tree

 

[LancasteR]

Sheeeeit

 

[The Grinch]

@yeeyeeslayer

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

@yeeyeeslayer

i wanna see a documentary on OPs life

 

[Manletmachine]

i wanna see a documentary on OPs life

I’m writing it don’t worry

 

[The Grinch]

i wanna see a documentary on OPs life

It would end like this: "And then he pointed the gun at himself…“