My halal girlfriend is visiting me tomorrow morning and she says she has a special surprise in store for me! What do you think it could be?

[Xangsane]

title.

 

[Xangsane]

@emeraldglass

 

[emeraldglass]

@emeraldglass

Take a moment to reflect on your recent conversations. Perhaps there's a clue hidden in your previous discussions that could shed light on what she has planned for you.

 

[SubHumanHere]

title.

C4 under your bed.

 

[Xangsane]

Take a moment to reflect on your recent conversations. Perhaps there's a clue hidden in your previous discussions that could shed light on what she has planned for you.

She's so nice to me and treats me well, I'm more than grateful.
I'm nervous with excitement.

 

[Xangsane]

C4 under your bed.

What's that?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Pipe bomb covered in Christmas wrapping, don't let its presentation deceive you. She'll detonate it the moment she's clear of the blast radius.

 

[Hysteria]

u muslim?

 

[Xangsane]

u muslim?

I am of course yes.

 

[Xangsane]

Pipe bomb covered in Christmas wrapping, don't let its presentation deceive you. She'll detonate it the moment she's clear of the blast radius.

why?

 

[SubHumanHere]

What's that?

 

[SubHumanHere]

I am of course yes.

Arab?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

why?

She knows you've been fooling around with other Muslims.

 

[emeraldglass]

She's so nice to me and treats me well, I'm more than grateful.
I'm nervous with excitement.

Well, I suppose you'll discover tomorrow what it is.

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Anal sex

 

[Red Fox]

Some activity maybe like a ham?

 

[Hysteria]

I am of course yes.

dont do zina

 

[Deleted member 29581]

title.

i’m starting to believe ur a schizo bro.. i don’t want to do this

 

[Red Fox]

Some activity maybe like a ham?

I mean game. Like a sports game ? Maybe some fun park

 

[Xangsane]

i’m starting to believe ur a schizo bro.. i don’t want to do this

please don't

 

[Xangsane]

dont do zina

Of course not.

 

[Xangsane]

Arab?

yes.

 

[Xangsane]

She knows you've been fooling around with other Muslims.

My body count is 1 and that girl was pushy.

 

[Hysteria]

Of course not.

My body count is 1 and that girl was pushy.

?

 

[Xangsane]

Anal sex

Nope, no zina here.

 

[Xangsane]

?

That was a few years ago, some crazy half Indian girl

 

[Deleted member 29167]

this nigga types like he's on a TV show for children

 

[Hysteria]

That was a few years ago, some crazy half Indian girl

repented? Mashallah

Nope, no zina here.

anal is haram even during marriage

 

[cytoplasm]

Blowjob

 

[Deleted member 29581]

please don't

 

[Xangsane]

repented? Mashallah

I am and thank you!

 

[Xangsane]

this nigga types like he's on a TV show for children

Why?

 

[Xangsane]

this nigga types like he's on a TV show for children

Caged irl

 

[HarrierDuBois]

She's so nice to me and treats me well, I'm more than grateful.

Good for you man.

 

[Xangsane]

Good for you man.

Thank you!

 

[Deleted member 21661]

"she" will reveal "her" cock

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

why wasn't I born a saudi mega mogger

I will never be @Xangsane.

 

[Xangsane]

why wasn't I born a saudi mega mogger

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I will never be @Xangsane.

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

 

[Deleted member 18544]

A live goat for you to fuck

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

A live goat for you to fuck

honestly you're like half-right

I've heard some people do goat sacrifice at wedding ceremonies

 

[Enfant terrible]

some present
something you talked about that she knows you like

 

[ItsOver999]

Her cock

 

[SecularIslamist]

How and wher did you initially meet again?

Was she the mullato person you was talking about?

 

[Xangsane]

How and wher did you initially meet again?

From a girl who I initially went on a date with but after a couple of dates we decided it won't work out due to faith differences. Then she had a Muslim friend who thought about sending my details to Muslims she knew including mutuals and people who are friends with mutuals and so on.

Was she the mullato person you was talking about?

she's Arab mixed with black

 

[SecularIslamist]

From a girl who I initially went on a date with but after a couple of dates we decided it won't work out due to faith differences. Then she had a Muslim friend who thought about sending my details to Muslims she knew including mutuals and people who are friends with mutuals and so on.

Usually people are on the same level as their friends in terms of religiousness. Odd.

no, she's Arab mixed with black

And she's HTB? I find that combo hard to believe ngl.

 

[Schizomogger]

Hmmm, seems like OP is about to be brutally bludgeoned by a crowbar. Dont be alarmed sir, https://www.rkguns.com/ has the solution

 

[Xangsane]

Usually people are on the same level as their friends in terms of religiousness. Odd.

They're all moderately practicing!

And she's HTB? I find that combo hard to believe ngl.

Yes. Nice curly hair, light brown to medium brown skin, warm almond doe brown eyes.

 

[SecularIslamist]

Hmmm, seems like OP is about to be brutally bludgeoned by a crowbar. Dont be alarmed sir, https://www.rkguns.com/ has the solution

He's UKcel. We have to use kitchen utensils like knife and fork.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Suicide vest