My halal girlfriend is visiting me tomorrow morning and she says she has a special surprise in store for me! What do you think it could be?

He's UKcel. We have to use kitchen utensils like knife and fork.
 
She wants to circumcise you
 
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I AM circumcised.
Excuse Me Wow GIF by Mashable
 
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this post is larp, your BBC fuck toy is coming over to rail you until you cant walk
 
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I am going to haram her 😡
 
WTF IS HALAL GF
 
I thinks he wanna introduce to the BBC bull in your relationship
 
Indian/white, the first one. My new girlfriend who I'm in marriage talks with is black/Arab
black and arab fogs indian and white. U will produce mogger and fogger children with ur genes and her genes. A future hybrid
 
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black and arab fogs indian and white. U will produce mogger and fogger children with ur genes and her genes. A future hybrid
Thank you! Honestly she's much cuter than the last girl. Much nicer features.

In what way does it fog you think?
 

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