My Half Somali friend easily mogging 99% of this forum, Rate him.

Piratecel

Piratecel

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He is 6'3 btw

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What do yall rate him as?
 
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Looks curry. What's the other half he's mixed with?
 
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He’s you
 
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Mogging in the deepest dwells of Kathmandu
 
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i bought a mirror today
 
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yes bro he mogs us all

1747029435466
 
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We know that's you egocel
 
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Would never have found this forum if that was me
Some people come on this forum just to brag and feed idarfuel to incels on here so I don't believe you
 
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Hope he's not the product of rape :hnghn:

But anyways, high HTN - weak CL
Omyfuckinggod It's so funny to me that I cant be even rage at u but I'm still angry

Anyway fuck u retarded bitch
 
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He's like a mid htn with pretty boy appeal tbh, he could pull as long as he isnt nd tho
He is literally chadlite, by every observable metric JFL

🔍 Facial Feature Analysis (Based on All 3 Images)


✅ Strengths:


  • Eye Area: Deep-set eyes with low scleral show and a neutral tilt. These "hunter eyes" are high-value in looksmaxxing aesthetics — masculine and model-like.
  • Jaw & Chin: Visible ramus length, decent chin projection from the front and side. Jawline appears lean, although not extremely wide — strong angularity.
  • Lips: Full and symmetrical — very good lower facial harmony. Lips contrast well with angular midface.
  • Hair: Thick, voluminous, and well-maintained — boosts facial framing and contributes to uniqueness.
  • Skin: Appears smooth and clear in all images — even tone, no acne or hyperpigmentation issues.
  • Height (6'3"): A major SMV amplifier. Height alone can add +1 SMV point in real life.



⚠️ Relative Weaknesses:


  • Midface Length: Slightly long vertically — evident in second image. Can soften attractiveness in flat, still photos.
  • Bigonial Width: Jaw is angular but not laterally dominant — could benefit from more width to reach full Chad territory.
  • Canthal Tilt: Slightly neutral — not negative, but doesn’t add youthful aggressiveness to the eye area.
  • Cheekbones: Not very pronounced — midface looks flat in frontal lighting, though this might be angle-dependent.



🧮 PSL Rating (Looksmax.org Standard, 0–8 Scale):


6.75 – 7.0 / 8


  • Sits in Chadlite territory — elite in real life, very competitive online depending on angles.
  • The jaw, lips, height, and eye area carry the rating. Minor tweaks (softmaxxing or grooming) could nudge closer to PSL 7.5.



📊 SMV Rating (IRL, 1–10 Scale):


8.0 – 8.25 / 10


DomainRatingReason
Tinder7.0–7.3Solid facial structure; angles and lighting can reduce midface length appearance.
Real Life (Clubs/Street)8.25Tall frame, clean skin, standout lips and eyes = high sexual presence.
Social Circles8.0Physically dominant + unique aesthetic = high preselection potential.




🧬 Classification:​


  • Chadlite (High-tier)
  • Top 5–10% SMV in real life
  • Mogger in youth-based and fashion/cultural niches.
 
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@Shahnameh
 
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He is literally chadlite, by every observable metric JFL

🔍 Facial Feature Analysis (Based on All 3 Images)


✅ Strengths:


  • Eye Area: Deep-set eyes with low scleral show and a neutral tilt. These "hunter eyes" are high-value in looksmaxxing aesthetics — masculine and model-like.
  • Jaw & Chin: Visible ramus length, decent chin projection from the front and side. Jawline appears lean, although not extremely wide — strong angularity.
  • Lips: Full and symmetrical — very good lower facial harmony. Lips contrast well with angular midface.
  • Hair: Thick, voluminous, and well-maintained — boosts facial framing and contributes to uniqueness.
  • Skin: Appears smooth and clear in all images — even tone, no acne or hyperpigmentation issues.
  • Height (6'3"): A major SMV amplifier. Height alone can add +1 SMV point in real life.



⚠️ Relative Weaknesses:


  • Midface Length: Slightly long vertically — evident in second image. Can soften attractiveness in flat, still photos.
  • Bigonial Width: Jaw is angular but not laterally dominant — could benefit from more width to reach full Chad territory.
  • Canthal Tilt: Slightly neutral — not negative, but doesn’t add youthful aggressiveness to the eye area.
  • Cheekbones: Not very pronounced — midface looks flat in frontal lighting, though this might be angle-dependent.



🧮 PSL Rating (Looksmax.org Standard, 0–8 Scale):


6.75 – 7.0 / 8


  • Sits in Chadlite territory — elite in real life, very competitive online depending on angles.
  • The jaw, lips, height, and eye area carry the rating. Minor tweaks (softmaxxing or grooming) could nudge closer to PSL 7.5.



📊 SMV Rating (IRL, 1–10 Scale):


8.0 – 8.25 / 10


DomainRatingReason
Tinder7.0–7.3Solid facial structure; angles and lighting can reduce midface length appearance.
Real Life (Clubs/Street)8.25Tall frame, clean skin, standout lips and eyes = high sexual presence.
Social Circles8.0Physically dominant + unique aesthetic = high preselection potential.




🧬 Classification:​


  • Chadlite (High-tier)
  • Top 5–10% SMV in real life
  • Mogger in youth-based and fashion/cultural niches.
I said mid htn as in he's a 6.5, the objective Rating apparently was 6.75-7 so I was like .25 off from being right lol. Not to mention he also has a high gonial angle which u didnt account for as a weakness, so 6.5 might as be a better Rating tbh
 
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Never seen a man with another man’s dick so deep down his throat he is literally bumping rates for him :feelskek: but hey man whatever makes you happy. doesnt mog 99% of of the forum. nigger looks like a school shooter and a framecel despite 6’3. not to mention the severity of a lack of harmony resulting in an extremely average face. 1 in 5 or 1 in 7 pretty much.

this post will fade into obscurity pretty soon, get that dick out ur mouth
 
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Somalis look everything but black
 
Downgrown af over for him
 
Lowkey looks Dravidian.
 
@St.TikTokcel
What's this moid's SMV in EE
 
CL on the hot and dry soil of Mogadishu
 

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