My Haunting LL dream

Eury Celll

Eury Celll

Its your only chance. I hope you will atleast try!
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Im an ethnic guy standing at 170 cm's 19 years old :feelswhy: So lately, Ive been researching on many forums about getting LL because Im online dating a central asian girl(obviously I could never pull irl with my autism and queit mysterious chad aura) who is about to be 16. She lives in germany. So these thoughts were haunting me for week for the day when it comes to finally meet her. The thought of how brutal it would be to meet someone who is living in a country were the average height is around 6 foot for a man. And Ive been thinking to wageslave to make as much money as possible until...
Its night, Im texting her. Im slowly falling asleep having these thoughts in my mind because I really love her and she love me as well. I fell asleep.
* BOOM IM IN A DREAM RN *
I got LL from a bald grey doctor. He drilled around my calf and he put something inside my bone to make my bone longer around calf region. He gave me a remote to control it. I started increasing my bone length to be taller. Guess what, only my right leg is taller now. Left leg is short. Just like when neymar once said that he want ronaldos right leg and messis left leg :lul: And I know its just a dream but omg it was the worse dream I saw and it was so painful. I suddenly wake up and now Im scared for life to get any surgeries let alone LL. How brutal it would be 5'7 in germany?
 
Nothing hurts more than getting ignored by .org bhais :pepefrown:
 
Isn’t haunting dream just a nightmare
 
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16 and 19 is crazy ngl:oops:
 
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Leg lengthening is a meme. I did some statistical analysis today and even if the popularity of the surgery increases by 20% per year for 20 years it won’t even shift the global height average by 0.001%
 
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It won’t be too brutal since she isn’t ethically German so she is short(er) on average
 
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Im an ethnic guy standing at 170 cm's 19 years old :feelswhy: So lately, Ive been researching on many forums about getting LL because Im online dating a central asian girl(obviously I could never pull irl with my autism and queit mysterious chad aura) who is about to be 16. She lives in germany. So these thoughts were haunting me for week for the day when it comes to finally meet her. The thought of how brutal it would be to meet someone who is living in a country were the average height is around 6 foot for a man. And Ive been thinking to wageslave to make as much money as possible until...
Its night, Im texting her. Im slowly falling asleep having these thoughts in my mind because I really love her and she love me as well. I fell asleep.
* BOOM IM IN A DREAM RN *
I got LL from a bald grey doctor. He drilled around my calf and he put something inside my bone to make my bone longer around calf region. He gave me a remote to control it. I started increasing my bone length to be taller. Guess what, only my right leg is taller now. Left leg is short. Just like when neymar once said that he want ronaldos right leg and messis left leg :lul: And I know its just a dream but omg it was the worse dream I saw and it was so painful. I suddenly wake up and now Im scared for life to get any surgeries let alone LL. How brutal it would be 5'7 in germany?
Not even geomaxxing can help at 170
 
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Not even geomaxxing can help at 170
Its not geomaxxing. Geomaxxing means to move some shorter countries for women. Im going to germany to make money and to visit her and settle somewhere else
 
Its not geomaxxing. Geomaxxing means to move some shorter countries for women. Im going to germany to make money and to visit her and settle somewhere else
I know but i wanted to tell you that geomaxxing isnt a future option since you wont even be seen as tall in short countries
 
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Yea she is like 156. But she is blonde green eyed central asian
Wtf is that pheno
IMG 0630
 
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Online dating in 2026:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:.
 
Nigga she is taking chad cock
 
Nigga she is taking chad cock
Nah..she is a strict muslim girl. She wont even speak to anyone. I got lucked out lowkey
 
Online dating in 2026:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:.
Changed my life tbh. This simple relationship boosted my work ethic and academics like I finally found mt purpose of life.
 

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